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Teen faces charges for semen prank

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/breaking/story.asp?submitDate=200538182029


Teen faces charges for semen prank

By Taryn Brodwater
Staff writer
March 8, 2005

A prank inspired by the R-rated college comedy “Van Wilder” has a Coeur d’Alene High School student facing criminal charges.

The 17-year-old was arrested and charged with three counts of disturbing the peace after allegedly sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student on Valentine’s Day. That student shared the brownies with two other teens, according to Coeur d’Alene Police reports.

The Kootenai County Prosecutor’s Office said the student could face a maximum of 90 days in juvenile detention for each charge. Sentencing has been scheduled for April 4.

According to police reports, the student was upset with the other student for “putting peanut butter in his grilled cheese sandwich” days earlier. He told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that “he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain,” the report stated.

The brownies were reportedly sent “from a secret admirer.” The students who ate the brownies afterward heard from classmates that the teen “told everyone in school how he masturbated on the brownies,” the report said.

Walther was contacted at his in-school office after a fight broke out between the two teens in the school cafeteria.

After first denying that he had put semen on the brownies, the teen admitted to Walther that his sister was baking brownies for her friends, he took three of them and masturbated onto them.

He told Walther he got the idea from the 2002 movie “Van Wilder.” Characters in the movie deliver pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house as a prank. The student was arrested and booked into juvenile detention.

Parents of the three victims were notified so they could have their children tested for anything that could be transmitted through the body fluid, according to police reports.

Panhandle Health Spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students’ health being affected would be “extremely remote.”

“Semen wouldn’t survive the stomach acids and digestion process,” Cuff said. “Anything that’s in it would not survive being out of the body for any period of time.”

Cuff said the only possible concern could be the spread of Hepatitis B, but for students to contract the disease, she said the semen would have had to come into contact with an open and bleeding sore.

School Superintendent Harry Amend said he could not comment on student discipline issues, or say if the student was still attending school. He also would not comment on any health concerns or say if parents were notified.

The father of the accused teen said his son “is doing fine.”

“This is a huge misunderstanding,” said the father, whose name is being withheld to protect the identity of his minor son.The Spokesman-Review typically does not identify minors charged with crimes.

The father said the family’s attorney had asked him not to comment and there was “probable pending litigation against the school district” for “false arrest and all kinds of things” including “false imprisonment.”

Coeur d’Alene Attorney Muriel Burke declined to comment on the case, or confirm whether her client planned to file suit against the district.

Kootenai County Judge Robert Burton signed a conditional release order Feb. 17, allowing the student’s release from juvenile detention. One condition of the release was that the student have no contact with the students who ate the brownies.


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any one hungery i made some brownies lol

That's just sick. I think that 17 year old should get the full 90 days in juve. It's just sick.

Geesh, and all they ever did when I was in high school was make marijuana laced brownies.

That is pretty sick, i mean friends joke about crap like that, but cripes.

I dont know about you, but I dont have any friends that would masturbate onto a brownie and give it to me. That is just g-ross...

They ARRESTED someone for a prank like that? 30% of the schools population has probably consumed semen at some point in their lives. And there are still actual criminals out there. Bullshit farken.

i bet they're gonna find this kid and beat his ass

They ARRESTED someone for a prank like that? 30% of the schools population has probably consumed semen at some point in their lives. And there are still actual criminals out there. Bullshit farken.
For some reason that doesn't surprise me. Roughly 50% of high schoolers are female, and about 50% of high schooler have had sex, so that does not surprise me.

nasty, wouldn't they taste the odd "white thing" on brownies? I would not eat anything that appears white and not sweet on brownies

There is a reason I always order no mayo. Gives that waiter that hates me one less opportunity. :p

PS... anyone else besides me vacation in coeur d'alene? Helluva nice town. Moviestars and millionaires everywhere.

Wrong

Helluva nice town. Moviestars and millionaires everywhere.

and homo teenagers

Gross. But funny.

Not a crime though.

i wonder what next with dumbass teens the guilty know who i'm talking too. first its mad employee pissin in coffee pots..what next with them?

That's the money shot, right there.

PS... anyone else besides me vacation in coeur d'alene? Helluva nice town. Moviestars and millionaires everywhere.

I live right next to CDA in Spokane... about a 30 minute drive. Spend alot of time there every summer on the lake.

I live right next to CDA in Spokane... about a 30 minute drive. Spend alot of time there every summer on the lake.

with the homo teenagers? :icon16:

:lol2:

He doesn't need jail time he needs an award. That's an awesome revenge prank, as long as you hate the person you're doing it to, i wouldn't do it to a friend though.

:lol2:

He doesn't need jail time he needs an award. That's an awesome revenge prank, as long as you hate the person you're doing it to, i wouldn't do it to a friend though.

:iagree:
That is probably the best revenge ever. Ill bet no one ever screws with that kids food again. I still think he deserves to have the shit beat out of him but after that a nice pat on the back and send him on his way.
If the kid gets kicked out of school there is a bakery around here that is hiring...

Natural Icing

Mkay

Funny in the movies, not so much funny in real life. Kid was a dumbass for telling everyone he did it. Should've just kept it to himself...

Seriously though, he WAY over-reacted to the peanut butter. What a jackass. If he's going to be such a psycho over some peanut butter, what's he going to do when more serious shit happens? Kill someone?

Kill someone....maybe... Or maybe himself

"Kids these days are going out and buying these rock cd's and killing themselves after listening to them. Where's the problem in this? It's natural selection folks, it's the bottom of the f*ckin food chain. We ought to start putting our own messages in the songs; Kill the band, kill your parents, and kill yourself." -Denis Leary

Kind of along the same lines.

I guess they received their daily share of protien.

The kid who did it (i wont say his name) is my vest friend's big brother. he's not usually a stupid kid. he was ASB VP, but they...er...impeached him. Y'all dont even know, so you dont know what should be done to him. He KNOWS it was dumb. It's not like he has no remorse! he K N O W S !!!! it wasnt all because of the peanut butter, too. its not like he said "oh a kid i've never seen before put bp in my sandwich. i'll jack off on some brownies for him." they've had an ongoing fight for a long tome, okay? sont be so quick to judge him is all i'm saying.

Please shake his hand for me... then smack him. Mixed emotions.

The kid who did it (i wont say his name) is my vest friend's big brother. he's not usually a stupid kid. he was ASB VP, but they...er...impeached him. Y'all dont even know, so you dont know what should be done to him. He KNOWS it was dumb. It's not like he has no remorse! he K N O W S !!!! it wasnt all because of the peanut butter, too. its not like he said "oh a kid i've never seen before put bp in my sandwich. i'll jack off on some brownies for him." they've had an ongoing fight for a long tome, okay? sont be so quick to judge him is all i'm saying.

Sure buddy.... :rolleyes:

The kid who did it (i wont say his name) is my vest friend's big brother. he's not usually a stupid kid. he was ASB VP, but they...er...impeached him. Y'all dont even know, so you dont know what should be done to him. He KNOWS it was dumb. It's not like he has no remorse! he K N O W S !!!! it wasnt all because of the peanut butter, too. its not like he said "oh a kid i've never seen before put bp in my sandwich. i'll jack off on some brownies for him." they've had an ongoing fight for a long tome, okay? sont be so quick to judge him is all i'm saying.

Ok so they had an ongoing fight for a long time. That entitles him to jack off on some brownies?...what kind of douchebaggery is that?

Tell him that was quite possibly the best revenge ever...then bake him some brownies and put some odd white frosting on them and see if he will eat them.

I don't see how it was/is could be construde as illegal. it was done with malicious intent to cause harm to others. If the boys parents file a suit against the school for wrong inprisonment, I feel they stand a pretty good chance of winning.

The kid who did it (i wont say his name) is my vest friend's big brother. he's not usually a stupid kid. he was ASB VP, but they...er...impeached him. Y'all dont even know, so you dont know what should be done to him. He KNOWS it was dumb. It's not like he has no remorse! he K N O W S !!!! it wasnt all because of the peanut butter, too. its not like he said "oh a kid i've never seen before put bp in my sandwich. i'll jack off on some brownies for him." they've had an ongoing fight for a long tome, okay? sont be so quick to judge him is all i'm saying.

Weeeeeee.

The trick is to know that it's dumb BEFORE you do it LOL. What an asshat.

Sure buddy.... :rolleyes:



his story sounds real guys

That was funney as hell, They mentioned that on the Howard Stern Show. How do you hate Peanut Butter that bad?!?!

Things that make you GOOOOO... *buuuh*
-Thanks Ron White... rofl and just for the sake of Irony, anybody know any other similarities between Ron White (Stand up comedian with Blue Collar? Watch his stand up--hilarious) and this thread? lol...

Dood, I couldn't even watch that scene in Van Wilder. Let alone think of it in reality

I don't see how it was/is could be construde as illegal.





I am shure they would say it was something like sexual harrasment or some shit.

:lol: That is pretty nasty though!!!

I have never seen Van Wilder. But this thread is good publicity, I'm gonna have to rent it now :D