the kills you've been too embarrassed to claim

Well we've all raced an underpowered, overmatched and/or POS car at some point in our lives. :iceslolan

But since very few people brag about boinking fat chicks, kicking kittens or mugging old ladies we tend to keep these kills to ourselves. They were easy. Too easy. Like taking candy from a baby...but we gave in to the devil on our shoulder and raced anyways. Shame on all of us. :disappoin

You wasted the gas, now relieve your conscience and talk about how it went down...

I'll start. About an hour ago my wife and I decided to go get some ice cream. As I'm pulling out of the grocery store some dude and his passenger in a riced out Jetta (tint, body kit, huge exhaust, neons, probably more) pull up next to me and pace me. I look over and they're all hard looking wannabe ghetto white boys. You know the type. They grew up on a culdesac with a swimming pool in the backyard and piano lessons every weekend. Now they're living the thug life ever since they picked up 50 Cent's new album. Anyways they nodded approvingly when I looked over and rolled down the window at the first light and asked if I could beat an STi. I gave my usual line about "garsh I dunno" and about having too many tickets. They weren't biting though. So we made our ways through a little traffic and at about 30mph he made the first move. Before I'd hit 50mph they were was back there. Michael Jackson would have been kinder to those kids.

I have a few others but you know. What kind of cars have you guys raped lately?

I flat out murdered a Metro once. It was by several bus lengths, but the Geo kept persisting. So I got ahead of him by a few car lengths, signalled the haz lights, and then when I was slowing down, the dude came up to my bumper, flashed his lights and then flipped a bitch. Should've learned the first time, but he didn't. It was my proudest moment :).

Civic> Metro :biggrin:. Geo> Civic gas wise :grinno: L8...

Last night me(05 srt-4 :naughty: ) my friend leo(94 camaro z-28 :evillol: ) and my friend arley (95 f-body V-6 :smokin: ) were gonna hang out. and we all lined up at a red light and between all of us came a 04 Jetta chok full of hot blondes :naughty: and they were the 1st to rev and give us the bird and laugh at us. suddenly their laughter was engulfed by the sound of a v-6 :smokin: ,then a turbo :naughty: and then a v-8 :evillol: . light dropped green and we even gave them a head start. so the girls even chirp form their launch and stick their hand out and give us all the bird and we all just shoot by then like a bullet out of a gun to the next light we all stayed neck and neck just to blow by these girls and when they meet us at the next light we are laughing and when they ask us whats so funny leo just points and laughs arley said "thats definitly not the top of the line jetta ha!" and they all look at me and ask for my responce and i simply state " you just got beat by a neon" :icon16: :loser: then they just rolled up their windows in shame i personally would had perferd to get their number but they were just being real nasty bitches :nono:

Racing a 3000GT SL from a 40 roll to 110. In the Camaro...lol...

Racing a 3000GT SL from a 40 roll to 110. In the Camaro...lol...

you're a cruel man lol

I have a few about when I first started racing with an an old friend of mine. This night I had a few embarassing kills.

race of the night was with this kid who had a 1.6? liter mazda protege with a manual, 17" curbed up wheels, and a sweet protege banner on his windshield. Needless to say we raced giving him a one car handicap first, and I whooped him. I even raced a second time giving him 3 cars at the start, and I still blew by him :grinno:

Second race was a three car line :smokin: with a four speed auto sohc 1995ish dodge neon, and a ford festiva.......yes a 3 cylinder ford festiva :disappoin Even with weak driving skills, and an Fed Up clutch it didn't take much to take these guys. Now that I remember this story I can't believe I even wasted my time.

Isnt this the same as the never ending race thread?
Also drifty, smilies are cool, but you have enough in thier to make a picture book.

Michael Jackson would have been kinder to those kids.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i've punked out so many civics with mine and killed a few with my jeep even.

i never post the jeep kills cause its still a loss to me i'm driving a jeep :lol2:

haha one night a kia taught he had something on the probe.. it was like a sofia or something w/ a apc wing and fart can..it was hallirous, you should of see his face when he heard my hks.. he look like he saw a ghost, by 50-60 i was about 5 car ahead easy, i had no urge to rap him any more..

i miss my car..

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Since your car less, what other cars you lookin at?(to keep on topic I beat a minivan in my sister GTP)

Last night me(05 srt-4 :naughty: ) my friend leo(94 camaro z-28 :evillol: ) and my friend arley (95 f-body V-6 :smokin: ) were gonna hang out. and we all lined up at a red light and between all of us came a 04 Jetta chok full of hot blondes :naughty: and they were the 1st to rev and give us the bird and laugh at us. suddenly their laughter was engulfed by the sound of a v-6 :smokin: ,then a turbo :naughty: and then a v-8 :evillol: . light dropped green and we even gave them a head start. so the girls even chirp form their launch and stick their hand out and give us all the bird and we all just shoot by then like a bullet out of a gun to the next light we all stayed neck and neck just to blow by these girls and when they meet us at the next light we are laughing and when they ask us whats so funny leo just points and laughs arley said "thats definitly not the top of the line jetta ha!" and they all look at me and ask for my responce and i simply state " you just got beat by a neon" :icon16: :loser: then they just rolled up their windows in shame i personally would had perferd to get their number but they were just being real nasty bitches :nono:

You should be ashamed that you dragged out your buddy w/a V6 Mustang. That's cruel and unusual punishment too. :evillol:

Was with a freind in his dads SS when we raced a V6 stang...not pretty. I dunno, racing the V6 mustangs is like banging a fat chick-its all cool until your friends see you.

Since your car less, what other cars you lookin at?(to keep on topic I beat a minivan in my sister GTP)

as of now its MTA going my way, i use the v-8 turbo rear engine rear wheel drive bus.. lol even w/o a car im still boosting.. :evillol: :screwy:

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me too.

Hahaha The Only Reason Is Becasue I Got My New Greddy Muffler Bearings, And There Awsome. I Think I Got Like 6-190 More Hp. Check Them Out....

beat my friend in his 89 celica gt.....I had to shut him up and let him know 17 second cars aren't fast at all.

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anyways i got a kia spectra too, it was maroon w/ an exhaust, one guy driving w/ 4 ugly girls in the car with him, i think they were big, but i do'nt see how many big girls could fit in there like that. he either had it lowered or it was the girls, uhem anyway he squeeled off the line at a stoplight, when i heard this i had already shifted into second normally and he got beside me so it went from 2k rpm in 2nd and i haven't seen him since...
and a dodge avenger yesterday, 4cyl.

Just took a Civic through the twisties. He had some 'mad suspension upgrades'...I think he took off the springes and hacked off an inch or three...

A yellow cavalier with exhaust and a body kit and the usual ricer stuff. I was cruising about about 35 in 4th gear (i slowed down and hadn't downshifted yet) when all of a sudden a yellow cavalier comes up beside me..I hear him downshift and then he 'takes off'. Well..actually he doesn't. He just starts moving a little bit. So, at 35mph in 4th gear. I floor it. I'm instantly side by side with him. We're going head to head. He's making all this noise BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and I'm at like..2500rpms. I'm pulling ahead, now I'm at like 45 in 4th. He's all BRRRRRRJFNFBRVRRRRRRRRRRRR. Then! I hit my sweet spot and go VRRRRRRRR and take off leaving them back about 5 cars. At the next light, we didn't get the front of it..but we were side by side. The guy asked me if I was using nitrous. :lol: I was nah..I was just in a high gear going slow. So, he said he wanted to go again. So we kind of laid back..and this time I started at about 20 in 1st gear. Destroyed him. We went around a u-turn (the same u-turn i got pulled over at) and he accelerated. So I floored it and flew past him putting atleast a bus and a half length between us. He was wayyyyyy back but I could still hear his muffler with him going WOT. So, I let off. He speeds up and rides by me side by side. The light ahead of us turns yellow..I slow down and stop. It turns red. He floors it and runs through it. I guess he didn't wanna try me from a dig. haha.

as of now its MTA going my way, i use the v-8 turbo rear engine rear wheel drive bus.. lol even w/o a car im still boosting.. :evillol: :screwy:

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uhhhh andrew, buses are straight 6 turbos. man anyways just busting your chops.

alright, my most worthless race was on the highway and some sentra filled with thugged out white boys tail gating me for like 4 miles, then they get to my side. as soon as i see them jump. i just downshifted and showed them no mercy from 80-110mph i couldn't even see his headlights no more which makes me wonder if he was even trying to race or not.

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please don't post whore. thanks.

edit: in response to the post below mine, I 'killed' a mustang cobra in my lexus. Well, I killed him until he noticed we were racing. Then he hit WOT and flew past me. But yeah, I killed him for the first 30 feet. :p

And asking him not to post whore isn't post whoring? But anyway..I raced my friends isuzu rode once. Haha..that was pretty lame. He just pulled up beside me and asked me if I wanted to race. So I was like eh, whatever. Since I was going to accelerate anyway..it didn't make any difference to me.

yea yea yea straight 6 v-8 same difference lol (i know its the world of difference) ..

my rape story (yes, even i have one). so i would race my friend's bimmer, i think it was a 318, it was one of the slower ones. yes id get smashed,i did it for fun. then i got the fiero, and im like "lets race again" he was like "psh u sure ur car isnt gonna burst into flames?" so we line up at the light, and it goes green. BOOM, we're off. i start pullin from the get-go, and by the time i shut down at around 100 (speedo is broken, its off by 50mph, so when it says 50 im doin 100) im a couple bus lengths ahead. hes like WTF? :eek: :eek7: :wtf: and hes like "what u got in that thing?" so he goes in front of the car and asks me to open it im like "uh ok" and he opens it and hes like "i got beat by a spare tire?!?" :icon16: so i pop the hatch in back and say "mid-engine, dumba$$" :loser: "oh that explains the launch" he says. and before you give the Standard Bimmer Loss Response, i woulda owned him in the twisties too :owned:

I picked up my new car tonight. 1986 Volvo 240 wagon. 114hp, 136 tq, and rwd. Killed a del sol from a light pretty bad. You have to love the 4 speed manual.

Lets see, kills im embarrassed about. hmmm . . . I beat my meat!!

Nobody here is entirely interested how you spend your freetime, keep the posts on topic or don't bother posting.

I beat my own Grand Am GT once.

I beat my own Grand Am GT once.

Do tell

1. Toyota Matrix that was so riced out it made Vin Diesel's car look normal. He revs at a stop light and when it turns green I jump and get 3-4 cars on him and he stops the race right there and doesn't try anymore.

2. Honda Civic with a very big fart can on it. Was doing 25 and he tried to do a ricer fly by at 45. To make a long story short it didn't happen and he was put into place.

3. Honda Accord which has a funny story to it. I pull up to this light and this Accord had heavy tinted windows but I'm able to make out a blonde haired hottie who's smiling and waving to me. I smile and wave back but also blow her a kiss.

Well, Mr. Boyfriend driving the car didn't like that and started reving like crazy. The light turns green and he floors it making his tires turn a little but they hook up almost instantly. I launch and beat him off the line then added a few cars between us and was peeling out the whole time I did this. Yeah, he wasn't a happy camper but his girlfriend liked it.

i raced a neon with one of those shitty 2.2 motors once... that was pretty funny.what also made it funny was i had 4 people in my car and it was some fat lady in the neon lol. that has to be the most pathetic one ever...

All of you guys should be ashamed, but these stories are fun to read. Here's one more that happened when I still had my SRT-4...

Just before going over the hill this road by my house this road goes from 4 to 2 lanes. People pull crazy manuevers just so they don't get stuck behind trucks or slow drivers. Occasionally you'll pull up next to somebody at the stoplight which marks the end of the 2 lanes. Once you clear the intersection the lanes begin to merge. The light is red and I'm at the front of the left hand lane. This woman driving a new Ford Explorer is to my right and gives me the crazy eyes like her water just broke or something and it's emergency. Whatever. As soon as the twisties start she couldn't keep up even if she wanted to in that boat. So when the light turns green I sorta just give it a little gas to see how nuts this lady is. Turns out she was certifiable. The toasted the tires in that Explorer all the way across the intersection. I was still in 1st so when I gave it about 1/2 throttle the front right tire spun a little. I shifted into 2nd at about 20mph and then just went flying by her at about 3/4 throttle. She tried to act like the race was over when she saw me coming up fast by putting on her left blinker and starting to merge with at least 50 yards left in the lane. I had plenty of room though and squirted by. She gave me the menopausal snake eyes of death for the first 1/4 mile, but when the twisties started she disappeared pretty quickly. A woman's got to know her limitations.

Do tell
Kidding right?? :screwy:

I own a 2001 Grand Am GT, and a 1999 Trans Am WS.6.
Well, I had a friend take some video from inside the Grand Am while I was next to him. From 50-65 I put a bunch of cars on the Grand Am.
Checking for vid......
Damn it. I don't have the original footage anymore. Gonna have to get it again sometime soon.

She gave me the menopausal snake eyes of death for the first 1/4 mile,

:rofl:

Checking for vid......

Found it, but you get to wait till tomorrow. :p

Raced my friends old 1993 chevy c/k shortbed, 4.3L V6...I don't even know how far ahead I was by the time I hit 85, I can't count that high.

I couldn't begin to list the number of kills that would amount to extremely lame stories. I skip those and only post the really good ones.

Had my first really lame kill tonight after work. One of the guys I work with always teases me about my car and calls it a sissymobile. I know he is only kidding cause he drives a pretty banged up Ford. Anyway after work we just happend to catch a light right next to each other. I reved at him and he reved back. I knew I was going to slaughter him but was curious how bad would it be. From 0-50 I put about a football field on him and then stopped for the next light and gave him a quick beep to say see you later. It was pretty dumb for me to race a mid-80s F250 against a 2003 Tiburon GT, but oh well it was kinda fun.

i raced a ford taurus se from a roll, i had my girlfriend and her friend in the car. The taurus had 3 big black dudes in it. After i walked him for a second or so, he slowed down and asked, "do you race that thing, you just embarrased us."... and i just said "kind of", in awe that he was surprised that he was beaten by anything in a 8000 pound se taurus with 3 300 pound kids in it.

Oh yeah, reading a thread at SVTP forums, reminded me of another lame ass kill....

My area has a bunch of HS kids, that mostly own Mustang V6's. Some are lucky to have a Fox 5.0 Mustang. Now they think their fast as shit because they have 2 more cylenders. Some kinda ego boost I guess....

Anyways, I was sitting at a light (Same light where I got my first Kill in My Thunderbird)..and some 93 Mustang GT 5.0 pulls next to me. Had some Flowmsters on it, probably basic bolt ons. Wangsta Kid rolls down his window, and I hear him on his "tyte new celly" going "Dude, I'm about to smoke this Camaro." I laugh to myself. I glance over, see him wearing his cap backwards, and his other goofy freinds. I mumble to my self "Yea...go ahead..make my day." Light goes green. He goes WOT, and burns through first I give it 1/4 throttle, I let him pull a couple car lengths ahead, to let him think hes winning, then I just go WOT on his goofy ass. Heh. Yeh.

Oh yeah, a freeway race, the camaro vs my thunderbird. Kinda same situation as Mr.Luos

Dude, nothing to be ashamed about with that...you showed that bitch who was boss.

heres a kill you dont brag about... i beat my buddy Nick's 91 Ford Festiva.. lol

Raced a late 90's explorer on the freeway...kept speeding up trying to lose me, and I'd let him go...the 3rd time he tried to do it, I just punched it, drove around him, and left him way back in the mirror...'twas funny.

This happened last year when I was still in high school: I had brought my alfa to school just for fun and at lunch me and a few buddies headed out to get some real food (not cafeteria garbage). This other kid in our grade pulled out of the school lot behind us with his new car, which was a rustbucket mid 80's Corolla. We were lined up at the light beside the school and he rolls down his window and says "Like my car? 200 bucks baby". We all laughed and then he started reving it like crazy. I had two other peole in my car, he had as many as he had seats and maybe more. I beat him taking off normally lol. Was kinda funny but I was embarrased to be seen in front of half my school racing this joker.

Isnt this the same as the never ending race thread?
Also drifty, smilies are cool, but you have enough in thier to make a picture book.

i should write a picture book for kids

white Chevy astro Van on the freeway
if your in the bay area you know what im talking about

im in the bay area, and i have NO idea wtf ur talking about

im in the bay area, and i have NO idea wtf ur talking about

LOL...me too. I was thinking the same thing. :screwy:

i usedto beat up on my old friends stock chevy nova 80 or 90 something, it was a while ago.

This ricer kid I know drives a 3g GS eclipse (2001). It's the 4cyl model. Anyway, he's got an intake, exhaust (dual lol), header.. and a few other things. (He swears he used to own a stealth with a 48valve v6.. hah)

This kid always tries to race me, but he just can't keep up at all.. he gets beat really bad.

48v v6... good call...

48v v6... good call...

yeah, you never know what's going to come out of that kid's mouth.

Countless cavaliers, sunfires, focus's, stock civics with mufflers...basically all the ricers

couple v6 stangs and camaro's

lol....8 VALVEZ PER CYLINDER OWNZZZZ JOOOO!!

4 intake, 4 exhaust per cylinder...QOHC anyone?

Uhm..I beat a minivan once, guess thats really low, lol.

Uhm..I beat a minivan once, guess thats really low, lol.

Not as low as being beaten by a minivan! Happened to me once :loser:
But in my stock Jetta lol so it was understandable.

Not as low as being beaten by a minivan! Happened to me once :loser:
But in my stock Jetta lol so it was understandable.

Whoa, but wait, arent you suppost to only tell the stories of what wins you're too ashmed about, not what races you lost? Lol

Just got home. On the way an Honda Accord Euro (I don't know what it's called in the States, but it's the 2.4L I-4 i-VTEC Accord) pulls up next to me at the lights. Didn't even bother to look at the driver since most are pretty sensible mid 30s-ish. The light turns green and the next thing vroom he just takes off. Caught up to him at the next traffic light an he's slowly creeping forward on the line, so I thought what the hell. Did a conservative-ish launch at 3.5K rpm and then floored it in 1st, then 2nd and I was car lengths in front so I shut down. Then he pulls up beside me and keeps nudging forward then falling back. I didn't even bother to downshift and just floored it, left him behind again. Then he pulls up beside me AGAIN! I repeated the same thing and then I had to take my turn-off.

I kinda understand now why everyone disses Honda drivers for their "mentality", yeah, I'm sure you all know the one.

Anyways, it was still fun to screw around with him. (BTW, I drive a stock WRX).