Ferrari's bold decision for Formula 1
Oz
03-11-2005, 07:45 PM
>>The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
>>announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
>>Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people
> from
>>Macquarie Fields.
>>
>>The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
> how
>>unemployed youths from the Macquarie Fields area were able to remove
>>a
> set
>>of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
>>Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
> euros
>>worth of high-tech equipment.
>>
>>John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the
> Ferrari
>>management, which demonstrated the international recognition of
>>Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As
>>most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an
>>advantage over every team.
>>
>>However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for...At the
> crew's
>>first practice session, the Macquarie Fields pit crew successfully
> changed
>>the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had
>>re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 6
>>slab's of VB, a kilogram of speed, 2 kilo's of hydroponic buds and
> some
>>photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.
>>announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
>>Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people
> from
>>Macquarie Fields.
>>
>>The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
> how
>>unemployed youths from the Macquarie Fields area were able to remove
>>a
> set
>>of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
>>Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
> euros
>>worth of high-tech equipment.
>>
>>John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the
> Ferrari
>>management, which demonstrated the international recognition of
>>Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As
>>most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an
>>advantage over every team.
>>
>>However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for...At the
> crew's
>>first practice session, the Macquarie Fields pit crew successfully
> changed
>>the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had
>>re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 6
>>slab's of VB, a kilogram of speed, 2 kilo's of hydroponic buds and
> some
>>photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.
Moppie
03-11-2005, 08:04 PM
Mate, that joke is older than you are.
clawhammer
03-11-2005, 08:25 PM
Not very funny for those outside Australia
balls_to_the_wall
03-11-2005, 08:39 PM
Im outside of australia, (hell, the middle of the US) and I found it pretty funny......
Later
-Ryan
Later
-Ryan
Oz
03-11-2005, 09:03 PM
Mate, that joke is older than you are.
Sorry Moppie, I forget how the sense of humour starts to go when you turn 25 and start shrinking.
Sorry Moppie, I forget how the sense of humour starts to go when you turn 25 and start shrinking.
Tyrone Biggums
03-12-2005, 12:40 AM
okay. seeing as to how in from newzealend and all.
btw oz- is that pablo escobar in you're avatar?
btw oz- is that pablo escobar in you're avatar?
-Davo
03-12-2005, 02:00 AM
>>The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
>>announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
>>Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people
> from
>>Macquarie Fields.
>>
>>The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
> how
>>unemployed youths from the Macquarie Fields area were able to remove
>>a
> set
>>of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
>>Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
> euros
>>worth of high-tech equipment.
>>
>>John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the
> Ferrari
>>management, which demonstrated the international recognition of
>>Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As
>>most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an
>>advantage over every team.
>>
>>However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for...At the
> crew's
>>first practice session, the Macquarie Fields pit crew successfully
> changed
>>the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had
>>re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 6
>>slab's of VB, a kilogram of speed, 2 kilo's of hydroponic buds and
> some
>>photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA holy shit
That's fucking funny.
Just last night my manager at work gave me a sheet of paper that had the GTA: San Andreas PS2 box art on it, but this was (obviously) Photoshoped, to: Grand Theft Auto: Maquarie Fields, and all the pics were of the kids, grafitti and shit like that, so yeah, that's halarious.
>>announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
>>Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people
> from
>>Macquarie Fields.
>>
>>The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
> how
>>unemployed youths from the Macquarie Fields area were able to remove
>>a
> set
>>of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
>>Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
> euros
>>worth of high-tech equipment.
>>
>>John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the
> Ferrari
>>management, which demonstrated the international recognition of
>>Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As
>>most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an
>>advantage over every team.
>>
>>However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for...At the
> crew's
>>first practice session, the Macquarie Fields pit crew successfully
> changed
>>the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had
>>re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for 6
>>slab's of VB, a kilogram of speed, 2 kilo's of hydroponic buds and
> some
>>photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA holy shit
That's fucking funny.
Just last night my manager at work gave me a sheet of paper that had the GTA: San Andreas PS2 box art on it, but this was (obviously) Photoshoped, to: Grand Theft Auto: Maquarie Fields, and all the pics were of the kids, grafitti and shit like that, so yeah, that's halarious.
crayzayjay
03-12-2005, 08:17 AM
Never heard that one before. pretty good :)
freakray
03-12-2005, 10:05 PM
Mclaren finally got a faster car...... ;)
jcsaleen
03-13-2005, 01:05 AM
Not very funny for those outside Australia
Agree Im lost other then those Jpm GF pix...
Agree Im lost other then those Jpm GF pix...
FormulaLT1
03-13-2005, 05:34 PM
I thought by the tittle (thought you just left out the LT by accident :dunno: ) that it would at least have something to do with me but It was kinda funny anyway :cwm27:.
John
John
freakray
03-13-2005, 05:38 PM
I thought by the tittle (thought you just left out the LT by accident :dunno: ) that it would at least have something to do with me but It was kinda funny anyway :cwm27:.
John
Nah John, you're a joke all of your own :rolleyes:
John
Nah John, you're a joke all of your own :rolleyes:
FormulaLT1
03-13-2005, 05:45 PM
Me, Nah ----------------
Ray, Nah----------------
What can I say I'm a south park junky and I see a addition to suck list coming shortly :p.
Ray, Nah----------------
What can I say I'm a south park junky and I see a addition to suck list coming shortly :p.
Oz
03-13-2005, 05:48 PM
Hate to tell you, but your suck list is impossible to read.
FormulaLT1
03-13-2005, 05:49 PM
Yeah, I know. I have people PM me all the time and ask what it says. I am going to have to use all bold text on the next update.
freakray
03-13-2005, 05:55 PM
I am going to have to use all bold text on the next update.
That won't help....even the bold is illegible.
And if my name appears on it....... :nono:
That won't help....even the bold is illegible.
And if my name appears on it....... :nono:
FormulaLT1
03-13-2005, 07:03 PM
That won't help....even the bold is illegible.
Oh well time to have TS work his magic again and I'm done with my thread hijack :uhoh:. Sorry guys :disappoin.
John
Oh well time to have TS work his magic again and I'm done with my thread hijack :uhoh:. Sorry guys :disappoin.
John
Damien
03-13-2005, 08:24 PM
Im from the outside, found it quite found, yet still saw it coming so...yeah! :p
jcsaleen
03-13-2005, 08:47 PM
Translation ferrari hires under aged youth from the lower bronx projects.
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