Darn it !!
primera man
03-25-2002, 03:58 PM
A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth
with a key in his hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I
help you sir?"
"Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man
replies.
The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you
saw it?"
"It wassss at the end of thisssh key!" the man
replies.
About that time the Officer looks down to see that
the man's weiner is hanging out of his fly for all
the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are
exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully
at his crotch, and,without missing a beat, blurts out
"SON-OF-A-BITCH...THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND,TOO!"
with a key in his hand.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I
help you sir?"
"Yesssh! Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man
replies.
The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you
saw it?"
"It wassss at the end of thisssh key!" the man
replies.
About that time the Officer looks down to see that
the man's weiner is hanging out of his fly for all
the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are
exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully
at his crotch, and,without missing a beat, blurts out
"SON-OF-A-BITCH...THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND,TOO!"
Spec2 Girl
03-25-2002, 04:01 PM
:eek: :eek: P’man, I’m shocked!! :p :hehehe: :D
darkness
03-25-2002, 04:11 PM
hahaha:D
speediva
03-25-2002, 05:10 PM
Omigosh....
*sigh* Some people's kids......
*sigh* Some people's kids......
YogsVR4
03-25-2002, 05:18 PM
:D Thats pretty good
ragt20
03-25-2002, 06:22 PM
HAHAHAHAH :hehehe: :hehehe: shocking but funny P-man:D :D :D
RazorGTR
03-25-2002, 06:33 PM
ROTFLMAO Bloody brilliant mate
JD@af
03-25-2002, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by primera man
"SON-OF-A-BITCH...THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND,TOO!" DAMN IT!!! I hate it when that happens!! :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Good one P Man :ylsuper
"SON-OF-A-BITCH...THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND,TOO!" DAMN IT!!! I hate it when that happens!! :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Good one P Man :ylsuper
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