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03-09-2005, 05:32 PM
Hu's on first
( We take you now to the Oval Office... )
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East!
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too...maybe we should send some to the guy in China! And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
( We take you now to the Oval Office... )
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East!
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too...maybe we should send some to the guy in China! And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
TaNK_Em
03-09-2005, 06:02 PM
... Well that wasnt very funny in my view, Might be due to the fact i support bush.
- Kevin
- Kevin
Raz_Kaz
03-09-2005, 06:03 PM
LOL....poor george
Damien
03-09-2005, 06:12 PM
kinda blah now of days, ya know, bush jokes. Especially when they are played off on something done so many times (misunderstanding names)
eversio11
03-09-2005, 06:17 PM
Works better when actually performed
GritMaster
03-09-2005, 06:55 PM
meh.
Tyrone Biggums
03-09-2005, 07:01 PM
Hswagp
crayzayjay
03-09-2005, 07:07 PM
Works better when actually performed
True, but still pretty good :iceslolan
True, but still pretty good :iceslolan
Tyrone Biggums
03-09-2005, 07:11 PM
a lady up in tampa was attacked by a kerry supporter on the road today. he saw her bush/cheney sticker and ran her off the road.
knorwj
03-09-2005, 07:13 PM
actually i'm a Bush supporter and I still thought that was hilarious! (also a Abbott and Costello fan so maybe thats why)
KustmAce
03-09-2005, 07:30 PM
a lady up in tampa was attacked by a kerry supporter on the road today. he saw her bush/cheney sticker and ran her off the road.
Um. Ok.
Anyway. That was freakin funny! I read it out loud to myself though, that probably helped.
Um. Ok.
Anyway. That was freakin funny! I read it out loud to myself though, that probably helped.
Ace$nyper
03-09-2005, 10:20 PM
that bit was bad back with abbot and costello this didn't help good try though
knorwj
03-10-2005, 11:34 AM
that bit was bad back with abbot and costello
:screwy:
:screwy:
YogsVR4
03-10-2005, 01:32 PM
Its a year old, but still humorous.
karmacae
03-10-2005, 01:39 PM
that was kinda funny
2strokebloke
03-10-2005, 01:54 PM
... Well that wasnt very funny in my view, Might be due to the fact i support bush.
- Kevin
Maybe you have no sense of humor, or perhaps you just don't like people ripping off Abbot and Costello. :p I actually found it funnier than the original :biggrin:
- Kevin
Maybe you have no sense of humor, or perhaps you just don't like people ripping off Abbot and Costello. :p I actually found it funnier than the original :biggrin:
Twitch1
03-11-2005, 12:56 PM
The timelessness of the original supports its genius since you can insert anyone's names in there and it works.
Ace$nyper
03-11-2005, 01:29 PM
:screwy:
it's whos on first......
it's whos on first......
Cyprus106
03-11-2005, 03:12 PM
abbot and costello fan, and not politically inclined. so i derived minor pleasure
Rbraczyk
03-11-2005, 08:44 PM
a lady up in tampa was attacked by a kerry supporter on the road today. he saw her bush/cheney sticker and ran her off the road.
Excellent, one less mindless moron on the road.
Excellent, one less mindless moron on the road.
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