If you were a stripper...

Alright, guys and girls who aren't strippers, and even if you are a stripper, hey thats cool too, I wanna hear peoples opinions.

If you were a stripper, capable of making 250$ a night easily, would you work a lot and save a lot of money and do things to enhance your life and lifestyle? Or would you work 2 or 3 times a week, or just whenever you wanted to buy something?

I was talking to a friend about it, because he heard some girls that made 3 G's in one night, say they were broke 3 days later. And we talked about how retarded that is. Making that kind of money, you should be doing something smart. He said if he could shake his ass for 250 a night he would do it 6 days a week to save up money for 6 months, and take 6 months off to tour the world. Made me wonder, what would everyone else do?

Work a lot and save a lot, and do something memorable?

or, Relax all the time,only work when you need money, and enjoy the luxury of not having to work much, while still affording nice things?

I make 300 a week and I save up like a muthafucka.

If I was making 3k in one night (assuming that's right, and possible) I would work my ASS off for as long as I could, period. 1 year, 2 years, 5 if I had to. I mean, seriously, you could work for 6 months, then spend it all, but imagine if you saved up for 5 YEARS, and if you worked, say, 5 nights a week, at 3k a night (let's just say average for a hugh king-pin stripper club), that's like 15 grand a week, times 52, that's a lot of fucking money.

I never made more than a fiver a night stripping, and that was usually to get me off the stage :(

3 grand gone in one night huh? read my sig.

i've seen girls @mons venus walk away with large amounts of money....not sure it was quite that much, but pretty damn good for one night. like ya'll said, work strait for a period of time and then have fun with it. but the thought of horny old men all around.........

The reason why most girls get into stripping is for the money. They say at the beginning it's to save up for school, etc. Obviously that's not what usually happens. If I had a daughter, I wouldn't want her to become a stripper, and have random guys touching her.

Well, I'd say the stripper who made 3g's and then blew it, blew it all on coke. I know that's a pretty popular stripper enjoyment.

i would do it, no questions asked...just let me drop a few pounds first

i would probably live like a pimp and buy some new porsche, and live like a king. i would then be forced to stay at my job to keep up the bills i would have. thats what i do know so i dont see a difference. more i make the more i spend, but not on coke, on cars, blunts, crib, etc....bottom line id have things to show for it. my bro is into porn and its kinda the same. 2g's in 2 hrs. work 4hrs a mth and be straight!how can u go wrong?but personaly i wouldnt do it.

They say at the beginning it's to save up for school, etc.
That my friend is the stripper myth. No stripper has ever been or plans on going to school.

I think if i was making 3g's a night working as a stripper I would work for a while, save up, then blow it all on strippers...

When I was dancing at this place up by Dallas, I was bringing in around $2,000 - $3,000 a week. I have nothing to show for it. I blew it all on drugs and alcahol. I baught a car, my boy friend at the time had to co-sign for me cuz I was only 17. When we split up he kept the car. Dancing was the worst mistake I ever made. If I find my baby girl in one of thoes places I will drag her out by the hair. Take her home, shave that shit off and beat the hell out of her. Yes it is easy and fast money, but it aint worth it. I got in with the wrong crowd and was talked into that shit by my ex. He took almost all of my money. If I ever see him again.......... Well leave it at that........Basterd probaly still has my damn car!!!! I was pretty stupid, my fault for not listing to momma!!! I would never do it again. :disappoin Every thing I have now is from honest work and hard earned money. And I am proud of what I have made of my life, I would not change it for the world. O.k. I am done :)

/\ Wow .. you must feel better ....

god 2,000-3,000 dollars a week. . .one semester at community college cost me only 1,500 dollars. With that money i could pay for all my college in a month!!

One of my classmates is a stripper. Banks 7-800 a night. But she also has been emancipated, lives with her BF in a new apartment that she is paying for, and is saving up for a car.

Well, I'd say the stripper who made 3g's and then blew it, blew it all on coke. I know that's a pretty popular stripper enjoyment.

thats what i was gunna say

there are some strippers that save up but most of'em are party girls who rush rush for the yayo

btw i kno a couple people that went out with strippers and the strippers bought them alotta shit

Well, I'd say the stripper who made 3g's and then blew it, blew it all on coke. I know that's a pretty popular stripper enjoyment.

Defiantly...either that or meth...but they blew it on drugs...I know that lots of strippers around here do meth too for whatever reason...man...it's just sad:shakehead

I never made more than a fiver a night stripping, and that was usually to get me off the stage :(
Yeahm but did you reinvest your profits?

Shit, Bringing in that kind of money and doing that kind of work your probally not going to be investing it. Your going to be blowing it on stupid shit. Id do it and save up, then buy snap-on tools.

- Kevin

Yeahm but did you reinvest your profits?
You know it. Nothing worse than idle money.

strippers don't turn to drugs just because they can afford it.Druggies turn to stripping to support their habit.

yeah most strippers are the girls in highschool that were dirt, butlooked halfway decent. slap a pair of titties on 'em and a face lift BOOM! dance the night away.

but i will say this- a guy up in tampa started the voyerdorms.com deal. he'd pay the girls tuition to USF and pretty much most other expenses if they would live on camera for the time being. a bit different than stripping, but still shakin' that ass for a buck.

well, the 3Gs was on a good night, but they are usually bringing 250 on an average night. Thats 5000$ a month if you go 5 times a week. I would be such a baller. I would buy nice things while also saving money. I would have to travel all over the world. I'd have to see tokyo, paris, brazil, chile, jamaica... damn, I mean, what if you saved $10,000 for a trip to jamaica? I know they blow that much money in 3-4 months. Imagine how many places they could go and still have nice stuff.

Thats what I would do.

Saving up fot scholl is such a bad cliche. My dad has a neigbor who is a stripper and she also runs a porn site. According to the maintenence men. Shes fucking hot tho. ALso Coke has no calories.

strippers don't turn to drugs just because they can afford it.Druggies turn to stripping to support their habit.
90% of time yea the other 10% had nothing else but stripping and wind up doing it too.

Well thats one thing strippers need to do. School
Can't strip forever...unless you go on the internet and ......RAZ what is going on with your sig.

Eh?

you been playin on nasty sites haven't you?;)

last time we went to a strip club we smoked a blunt with hash, sdank, and opium on the way. we were so fucked up, then the strippers told me that they were smoking back stage. we chillen with a couple after and they were just in another world. i think they lose touch of the real world and live for theyre job. p.s. i like the sig, quite a beautiful azz!thanks raz!

raz i dont know about that sig, is that a penis in the sig?

yeah most strippers are the girls in highschool that were dirt, butlooked halfway decent. slap a pair of titties on 'em and a face lift BOOM! dance the night away.


Depends what strip clubs you go to... the crusty ones yeah. But the regular one i go to all the girls are primo, they all look like fukin models. Like they were the hottest girls at their schools

Actually i dont know why some of them dont persue modeling cause some of them are extremely beautiful... maybe tits too big or something lol

I'd save up, buy a venue in NYC, turn into the most elaborate strip club evar, then just keep investing int he riches and saving. lol

raz i dont know about that sig, is that a penis in the sig?
LOL, have u never seen a woman's ass before?

All I see is an Eagle Talon in his sig......wtf is with this penis and asss stuff in raz's sig?

well twospirits had to remove it because it was inappropriate. Should have known...my last sig was even better :D

If I was a stripper,
I’d strip off in the morning
I’d strip off in the evening,
All over this land

I’d strip off out of danger,
I’d strip off without warning,
I’d strip off with love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

If I had a dildo,
I’d ring it in the morning,
I’d ring it in the evening,
All over this land

I’d ring-out danger,
I’d ring-out a warning
I’d ring out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

If I had a vibrator,
I’d hit it in the morning,
I’d hit it in the evening,
All over this land

I’d sing out danger,
I’d sing out a warning
I’d sing out love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over my hand.

Well I got am a stripper,
And I got a dildo,
And I got a vibrator to zing, all over this land.

It’s strip-off justice,
It’s the smell of freedom,
It’s the song about love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over my hands.

It’s strip-off justice,
It’s the smell of freedom,
It’s the song about love between my brothers and my sisters,
All over my hands.


Everybody SING it now...

/\ Sober up and try again

did anyone ever see the movie "dancing at the blue igana"? Some nice tities in that....