Its that time of year again...(HELP!)

Yep, our school's prom is April 16th, and I need to get ready. I asked you guys this same question last year, and you came through, so I though I would ask again. I need something fairly elaborate, because thats what I do best. So if you guys have any ideas, I'd love to hear em!

Heres a couple ideas I am tossing around for now:

Getting a bunch of goldfish and putting them in a kiddie pool, with one white goldfish in with them and a note saying "of all the fish in the sea, prom with me?" Problem with that one is, fish arent cheap, and what am I gonna do with them afterwords...

Or

Doing pretty much the same thing, but instead of real fish, using paper cutouts and taping them all over her room, or something.

Thanks for any input!

:grinno:

How about just asking them straight up?

I like the goldfish idea.

How about just asking them straight up?

That's boring :smile:

I like the goldfish idea. I wish someone asked me like that.

Do the goldfish thing and she'll think you're retarded. Ask her straight up and she'll think you're retarded anyway.

Don't bother, why not just stay home?

Hey kustm, I am 31, and been married for 5 years. Women love romantic shit. If it is someone you care about, then go all out. Forget about your friends, the money and how you might look in everyone elses eyes, Make her happy. Worst case scenario, You two dont stay together, but you will be the standard that all of her future boyfriends will have to live up to. Dont try to be cool (like a pimp). Keep it real.

The goldfish....

And then after she agrees to go with you, you can have sushi together.

The goldfish....

And then after she agrees to go with you, you can have sushi together.
http://gabeanderson.com/life/extras/Nemo_Found-thumb.jpg

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I like the gold fish idea......And I have the same sort of delima as you do....My solution is not to takeanyone....LOL....instead im gonna just cruise around in the old man's 69 SS Chevelle.....

Post of a picture of the girl, and I'll let you know if its even worth it.

Hey good idea ^^^
:useless:

Nekked pics.

If it's the same girl he took last year, here she is:

http://www.collegevillebiz.com/ugly.jpg

:evillol:

If it's the same girl he took last year, here she is:

http://www.collegevillebiz.com/ugly.jpg

:evillol:
That f*cking whore was two timin me! :eek:

After your done with the nimo's, send them to me. Ill take care of them. Ill check if they can swim in a microwave surrounded by white rice and pasta. MMMM..

Yep, our school's prom is April 16th, and I need to get ready. I asked you guys this same question last year, and you came through, so I though I would ask again. I need something fairly elaborate, because thats what I do best. So if you guys have any ideas, I'd love to hear em!

Heres a couple ideas I am tossing around for now:

Getting a bunch of goldfish and putting them in a kiddie pool, with one white goldfish in with them and a note saying "of all the fish in the sea, prom with me?" Problem with that one is, fish arent cheap, and what am I gonna do with them afterwords...

Or

Doing pretty much the same thing, but instead of real fish, using paper cutouts and taping them all over her room, or something.

Thanks for any input!

:grinno:Hey thats my birthday, I expect a card for the advice.:naughty:
I like the goldfish idea, cause its unique, but like you said what are you going to do with them afterwards unless you keep them in a fish tank.

Maybe leave little notes all ove the place that she goes too sort of a scavenger hunt that leads her to a special place with flowers and candles (they love that romantic stuff) and with the paper cut outs of the fish in color with one fish in white saying what you said above.



If it's the same girl he took last year, here she is:

http://www.collegevillebiz.com/ugly.jpg

:evillol:Damn Ray, I really do not think Oz would appreciate you plastering his girlfriend all over AF like that. :nono: :evillol:


That sushi pic is too funny. Poor Nemo, he was a good fish.

TS out

Yeah do something creative. My friend ask some girl to homecoming by putting some sappy ass poem on a big poster on her computer, she went with him. I like the fish idea is cool. Do you/her have a backyard with like a walfway or something? If so go hang out at that house with her and when I gets late walk out back with her (have everything well lit, mood lighting tho not beacons) and then she'll read it and maybee she say yeas and give you a hug (maybee a kiss playa) or you'll get slapped/blown off. I'm not in highschool and I've got a model show on the 16th. Have fun!

If it's the same girl he took last year, here she is:

http://www.collegevillebiz.com/ugly.jpg

:evillol:
You are a monster...evil evil evil man





I will now gauge out my eyes....*shivers*

Redo the words to a song, preferably metal (personal opinion), learn to play guitar, and let it rip. Chicks love dudes that sing and play guitar

If it's the same girl he took last year, here she is:

http://www.collegevillebiz.com/ugly.jpg

:evillol:

No way I am taking your mom again. She didnt even put out afterwords.

Thanks for the suggestions guys! Keep em comin!

No way I am taking your mom again. She didnt even put out afterwords.


An urn of ashes would find it very hard to 'put out'.

Heres a couple ideas I am tossing around for now:

Getting a bunch of goldfish and putting them in a kiddie pool, with one white goldfish in with them and a note saying "of all the fish in the sea, prom with me?" Problem with that one is, fish arent cheap, and what am I gonna do with them afterwords...


Mate, you've only just started running into problems. Do you know how hard it is to staple a note to a white goldfish without losing that romantic touch? Trust me, it's hard. If you managed to get past that one, I reckon I'm onto a winner with what to do with the bastards afterwards. If she's got any class, she'll love your home made sushi tray.


Doing pretty much the same thing, but instead of real fish, using paper cutouts and taping them all over her room, or something.

Looking at your appalling lack of ideas, I reckon the creepy stalker getting BIZZAY in her private sanctuary with paper fish and packing tape could be a goer. I tell you what, run with this idea for now and let me know how you go. We might scale back operations to just looking through her garbage once a week for a while. Seriously, the method you're thinking of is dependant on your outlook and mind set. Just remember this - a restraining order is just another way of saying how much she appreciates the attention.

Ozford.

You are mean.

Anyone else?

i swear... if someone quotes that picture again....... :banghead:

If it's the same girl he took last year, here she is:

http://www.collegevillebiz.com/ugly.jpg

:evillol:

I went with her too. Don't hate though, because shes a good date. She takes her teeth out. lmao..



I kinda think the goldfish thing is cheesy. I just imagined you walking with her up to a kiddie pool, she looks at it and you say, "All the fish in the sea, prom with me?".. then shes like..."what?"

I mean; you're really gonna put goldfish in a kiddie pool, for a romantic one liner?? Its a little rough around the edges. Is there an ocean center or something? A big aquarium around? Compare goldfish in a kiddie pool, to being in one of those underwater tunnels, waiting until the perfect moment when noone else is around, and you bust out a card that says.... "Of All The Fish In The Sea.... (then she has to open the card)... Would you go to the prom with me?"

make sure you chew some gum a few minutes before that, because you'll be glad to have fresh breath when she wraps her arms around you and begins to make out with you like theres no tomorrow.

Even if the closest aquarium is like an hour away, take her there. The fish in the sea thing is great, its just the goldfish in the kiddie pool that ruins it.

Rick

i agree.. go big or go home.. the kiddie pool isnt gonna cut it..

Recent research indicates nearly 90% of toddlers piss in the kiddy pool.

I still piss in the kiddie pool. :rofl:

Yeah, me too. Does that make us 90% toddler?

well youngun' (i just read your profile and saw i'm older than you) why fish?

i'd say, find something she loves (or better yet, something she loves that also reminds her of you) and do a similar idea to the fish one.

good luck




BTW: chicks dig french. learn some.

try: vous êtes la femme la plus belle que j'ai jamais vue, vous aimez aller au bal d'étudiants avec moi ?

if anyone who speaks french reads that, correct it, it should translate as: you are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen, would you like to go to the prom with me?

I just had it checked at translator.com and it said:

HKS Kansei told me to tell you that I am a jackass, and I would love to have you eat my sushi.

just get a hooker. It would be a cheap date, and you would definetly get some afterwards......





and maybe something else too, but, hey! thats the fun of it!!!

well youngun' (i just read your profile and saw i'm older than you) why fish?

i'd say, find something she loves (or better yet, something she loves that also reminds her of you) and do a similar idea to the fish one.

good luck




BTW: chicks dig french. learn some.

try: vous êtes la femme la plus belle que j'ai jamais vue, vous aimez aller au bal d'étudiants avec moi ?

if anyone who speaks french reads that, correct it, it should translate as: you are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen, would you like to go to the prom with me?
How about:

"tes seins sont enormes, je les adore. tu veux aller au bal d'etudiants vec moi?"



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Ok first of all, it's just "bal" not "bal d'etudians"
Secondly, the girl would bitch slap you if you said what crayzayjay posted...it translates to "your breasts are enormous, i love them. Would you like to go to prom with me?"





Yea asking out a girl in french isn't so romantic when you went to a French Secondary School :(

I went to a French school as well, and the breasts line always seemed to work :dunno:

but then my school was full of 'poufiasses' :grinyes:

do this, get a revolver pistol and put one blank bullet in it the rest real. Spin the chamber, now point the gun at your head and say "with all the bullets in the gun, prom with me" now pull the trigger. If your brain matter doesnt splatter all over her, she will surely go.

yeah, the breast one would probably work for me, since most of the girls i attact are... let us say "easy"