which method of burial do you prefer?

Burnt like a chip, or six feet under

I just wanna be thrown whole into the ocean to be eaten by sharks.

shit, that was quick....

I want to be buried in the ground..

Taxidermy.

I dont like the idea of being burnt, dead or alive. I want to be buried whole. No ones getting my kidneys.

Put in a VTEC Honda Civic/Prelude/Integra Si-R


Put the car in second gear


Line the grave with ashphalt

Put a brick on the accelerator and have the clutch out a tinybit (but not enough for the car to move.

Then as I go into the ground have the car shifted into 3rd. That way I go into the ground forever doing 3rd Gear VTEX burnouts y0!

I want to be cremated, then my ashes either launched into space towards the sun (if possible at that time) or, off the cliffs of Ireland.

Taxidermy.
:rofl:

In what pose?

To make sure I'm dead, cremation. Did I also say I'm not an organ donor. At least at that point of time the doctors will actually try to save you instead of being like "shit, this sucka's an organ donor, lets make a "mistake" and cut his shit out!"

I want to be buried in the ground, Don’t want anyone to have my damn organs either I find it strange when you can say "Well Kevin’s still living inside John" or some shit like that. But if I were to be cremated id want to be spread over a field somewhere.

- Kevin

Normal burial. But may I ask, what's the point of this? Davo, are you planning on dying anytime soon?

whatever is cheap. I think that would be the 1800 degrees. I also would like to think that I will never become a zombie :lol2:

whatever is cheap. I think that would be the 1800 degrees. I also would like to think that I will never become a zombie :lol2:


I dunno, ive heard stories about ppl having to buy a casket as well as being burned so that they are burned in the casket, really strange.

But ya, cremated then as well dumped in the ocean. I hate being confined to one area for a long time, and the ocean is no small area

Grille me till I'm done....

Then spread the ashes around the countries I've lived in.

Donated to the Mad Scientists. Who knows, my body could help them create some great machine for someone else.

I wont need either. I want to die by myself in my car, and i want it to go up in a fiery ball of flames, to where they have to identify me by my dental records. In other words i want to go out in a blaze of glory. Then they can just keep my teeth in a jar or something i dont care.

I think it would be cool if they dropped my cadaver from an overpass...

Cremated. Either spread out in a beautiful desert, maybe Kashmir, or into the ocean. I most certainly don't want my remains to be sitting in some jar on a mantel, passed down throughout the years.

I personally like the idea of a Viking funeral pyre. I would love to be loaded into a longship with all my worldly possesions, a hot chick (dead) and then have the boat set on fire and pushed off into the cold North Atlantic to be pulled away by the Northern winds and burn my spirit away into Valhalla. LoL

Taxidermy.
:rofl:
In what pose?

In the Skyline, parked outside the local strip club.That's how people will remember me anyway,so.....

Probably normal burial, I guess so my family can come visit me.

I'm a fan of the taxidermy idea myself, then the 180 into a bridge post so there's nothing left idea, then the viking burial idea and finally the traditional burial.

Alive?
Might as well give it a go.

I havent decided...being buried would be nice, so my family has some place to go to...as a memorial, but i think having my ashes sprinkled in the ocean is nice too...I don't plan on dying anytime soon so I haven't really put a ton of thought into it

6 feet deep and to remain there for as long as the casket survives. I don't want my dead body moved around or messed with

Couldn't give a shit. I won't be around to enjoy it.

I want to be a diamond ring when I die.

I now want to be cooked, then have my ashes poured into the fuel tank of a pontiac aztek.




...just to make myself useful for once.

I now want to be cooked, then have my ashes poured into the fuel tank of a pontiac aztek.




...just to make myself useful for once.

HAHA, nice touch

Be Cremated with Blue Oyster Cult playing "Don't Fear the Reaper" in the background. Then scatter my ashes in Germany.

TS out

No joking around throw me in the woods and let nature take its way with me.

Nuke my dead ass in outer space...but that's kind of costly. If all goes as planned though I'll commit suicide and my body will never be found.

This may be the funniest thread Ive ever read.
Youve all said funny things about being dead.
That or Im just high.

The VTEC burnout idea was the funniest thing ever.

I want to be cremated, then I want to have my ashes laced into 600 pounds of weed, then have all the weed given to my friends so they can still smoke with me when Im gone.

That or get buried in an air tight Titanium casket full of weed smoke so I can be high when I get to heaven, I want a car magazine, and a good porn DVD for the afterlife. Hopefully the afterlife has DVD players by now, shit.

:rofl:

In what pose?


"Best. Death. Ever!"

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/SID8517lg.jpg


I couldn't find the right pic...

for me death is no option. I will live for ever. If I do die I will haunt anyone who touched my dead body. Leave me the fuck alone. I am dead aint that enough. Though I will probaly be put 6 feet under.

BBQ my ass !!!! ... or whats left of it after they scrape it off the highway.

trash bag for me, i actually care about my family and dont wanna cost em $$$, lol ...shit , well cost of a trash bag

Dood... stick me in a cryo tube and wake me up when you find the cure for whatever it is I died from. I just hope they can find the cure for one of the below, cuz I know that's whats gonna happen to me.
1) Cure for being struck by a rapidly moving volvo
2) Cure for dying from doing something retarded
3) Cure for driving too fast and being thrown full force into a concrete barrier or something equally as painful and then exploding into a huge burst of flames so that my body can only be pulled from the twisted, charred wreckage of what was once my beautiful car by the jaws of life and 8 city workers with buzzsaws, sawzaws and axes. That'll keep those bastards on their toes.

http://www.alcor.org baby!

Nuke me baby!http://www.atomicarchive.com/Photos/LANL/images/climax.jpg

That would be cool if you could have them nuke you. The outerspace nuking idea was cool. What a way to go.

It would be cool if they would drop you into the atmosphere and let the friction burn you up. Then your (burnt) particles will be spread all around the world.

That would be cool if you could have them nuke you. The outerspace nuking idea was cool. What a way to go.

It would be cool if they would drop you into the atmosphere and let the friction burn you up. Then your (burnt) particles will be spread all around the world.



that's not a bad idea, but I think the heat will be so intense that the particles would be desintergrated into nothing....

yea, all the molecules would probably be separated, but at least your atoms would spread across the whole planet.

Put my body in a car, stick a brick on the gas pedal on the 1600 block of pennsylvania ave and aim for the white house... hehehe, that should give bush a good scare. And if they shoot the bejesus out of me, which they will... it won't freakin' matter!!

Didn't some guy die in a Lamborghini Murcielago 2 years ago or something?

Mummified and sealed in a burial chamber with my favorite posessions, pets, and wife, whether they be alive or dead.

But seriously, I would choose cremation to be less of a burden if it weren't for the fact that I want some sort of physical resting place for relatives and friends to visit if they so chose. Other than that, what do I care, I'll be dead. Send me to a soup kitchen and feed the homeless with me if you want.