Funny joke
clawhammer
03-03-2005, 11:43 AM
A German, an Italian and a Redneck were on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1.. to be shot
2.. to be hung
3.. to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.
So the German said,"Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
So finally the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom!"
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1.. to be shot
2.. to be hung
3.. to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.
So the German said,"Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
So finally the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom!"
FormulaLT1
03-03-2005, 11:47 AM
ROFLMAO :rofl:, thats great.
crayzayjay
03-03-2005, 11:50 AM
:spit:
best joke i've heard in a while
best joke i've heard in a while
Raz_Kaz
03-03-2005, 01:15 PM
...and then he was shot in the head and hung.
LOL, good joke
LOL, good joke
240NIZ
03-03-2005, 02:00 PM
... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
dugie6551
03-03-2005, 02:57 PM
Dumbass rednecks .... :lol2: :rofl:
Vtec913
03-03-2005, 03:01 PM
preventitive dumbass rednecks
Oz
03-03-2005, 05:10 PM
:lol2:
YogsVR4
03-03-2005, 06:33 PM
:lol: funny one
iranintoavan
03-06-2005, 02:35 PM
lmao, I don't get why the other people picked death instead of AIDS. You could at least be with the people you love longer.
crayzayjay
03-06-2005, 02:37 PM
I don't get why the other people picked death instead of AIDS
Because it's a joke :p
Because it's a joke :p
KustmAce
03-07-2005, 01:47 AM
bahaha
KaotiKCamaro5
03-07-2005, 01:51 AM
lol. thats awesome :biggrin:
xviciousx
03-07-2005, 04:21 PM
teh funnay :lol:
93rollaracer
03-07-2005, 05:07 PM
:rofl:
Andydg
03-07-2005, 09:20 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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