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89tracerman

03-01-2005, 01:45 AM

drewh4386

03-01-2005, 01:51 AM

life. I've been training (http://www.clicksor.com/newads/search4.php?q=lWL-.%7C%28-%23%7C%233+%2C%2A%21%7D%21%22R%5ERK%25KpKUTIZUpGT% 60IVUsG%5CR%5CMgYQ%FCjQ%25KpKUTIZUpGT%60IVUsG%5CR% 5CMgYQ&q3=%5BQTY_U0pS%5B%F9icNeS_MqW0%24%26%7B%23.%22%2A% 2C%22%7D&q2=RbIRYV0%2A+%7E+%22ZNeS_M9%7C%26-+%F1%60eN0%28%22%FB%21%22%5D%5C%5B%2B%FC%26%2C%7E% FCR%60MdYOY4VCd%5DLPRbIRYZ%FB%2A%2F%F0%22B%F2%25%3 DPCba%5EPXR%F9KpKUTVW%5D%5D%5D%21jeM%5Ch%5DXR%60Md Y%60XR%60MdY%FBVf%5B%F0%22BEa%5CeEUs%5D%FB%294Cd%5 DLPf%5EGcW%5ETYKWKnOgTWMc%21%7B9n%5DCba%5EPcRCba%5 EP%5CQWKnOgTR%F9%60dZ) for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
lol I can beat that j/k

just thought I would in put before or if thi sthread gets closed! lol!

89tracerman

03-01-2005, 01:52 AM

why would it get closed?

RickwithaTbird

03-01-2005, 01:55 AM

drewh4386

03-01-2005, 01:56 AM

I dont know. maybe somebody would find it offensive but I don't care. I thought it was funny. I practiced for a while but never made it past 6 in one day! ha hah haa ha ha lol! peace

RickwithaTbird

03-01-2005, 01:57 AM

life. I've been training (http://www.clicksor.com/newads/search4.php?q=lWL-.%7C%28-%23%7C%233+%2C%2A%21%7D%21%22R%5ERK%25KpKUTIZUpGT% 60IVUsG%5CR%5CMgYQ%FCjQ%25KpKUTIZUpGT%60IVUsG%5CR% 5CMgYQ&q3=%5BQTY_U0pS%5B%F9icNeS_MqW0%24%26%7B%23.%22%2A% 2C%22%7D&q2=RbIRYV0%2A+%7E+%22ZNeS_M9%7C%26-+%F1%60eN0%28%22%FB%21%22%5D%5C%5B%2B%FC%26%2C%7E% FCR%60MdYOY4VCd%5DLPRbIRYZ%FB%2A%2F%F0%22B%F2%25%3 DPCba%5EPXR%F9KpKUTVW%5D%5D%5D%21jeM%5Ch%5DXR%60Md Y%60XR%60MdY%FBVf%5B%F0%22BEa%5CeEUs%5D%FB%294Cd%5 DLPf%5EGcW%5ETYKWKnOgTWMc%21%7B9n%5DCba%5EPcRCba%5 EP%5CQWKnOgTR%F9%60dZ) for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
lol I can beat that j/k

just thought I would in put before or if thi sthread gets closed! lol!

you may not be able to beat that... but he could obviously beat it.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/240896Jacko_spaceman.jpg

Just BEAT ITTT, just BEAT ITTT, just beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it!!

ec437

03-01-2005, 02:01 AM

http://homepage.mac.com/limefrog/hobbes-tmi.jpg

drewh4386

03-01-2005, 02:02 AM

that guy has no girlfriend. he lost her about 30 strokes ago. and if he does, he is the pillow

drewh4386

03-01-2005, 02:04 AM

you may not be able to beat that... but he could obviously beat it.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/240896Jacko_spaceman.jpg

Just BEAT ITTT, just BEAT ITTT, just beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it!!

omg i can't breath lmao!!!!

Oz

03-01-2005, 05:36 AM

Wanker.

crayzayjay

03-01-2005, 05:38 AM

Too early in this morning for this...

-Davo

03-01-2005, 06:03 AM

http://homepage.mac.com/limefrog/hobbes-tmi.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahaha LMAO!!

Top shit

blindside.AMG

03-01-2005, 07:16 AM

That had to hurt like a bitch towards the end. :eek7:

dugie6551

03-01-2005, 10:33 AM

Oh my God .... I couldn't stop laughing.

How do you think his Mom feels about this record? "Quick Mom, turn on the news channel, I'm on TV!!!"

dugie6551

03-01-2005, 10:36 AM

you may not be able to beat that... but he could obviously beat it.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/240896Jacko_spaceman.jpg

Just BEAT ITTT, just BEAT ITTT, just beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it beat it!!

That explains a lot about Michael, doesn't it !!!! :loser:

TaNK_Em

03-01-2005, 10:39 AM

God damn, Thats a lot of wanking.

- Kevin

dirtydx

03-01-2005, 10:52 AM

hate to break it to u guys............ but its a fake, Global Associated News LOL

Ha! Did someone get you?
The story you read was a complete hoax!

If you are reading this page, it's likely that you read a 'fake' story from the 'global associated news' --a totally bogus news source.

This news story was dynamically generated by someone who visited the site. It was created by dynamically inserting a name into a template on this web site.

Create your own story by substituting any name in the url of the web page. For example: http://your.name.swellserver.com/news/stories/auto80.php

RickwithaTbird

03-01-2005, 01:02 PM

way to ruin the fun.

dirtydx

03-01-2005, 01:20 PM

way to ruin the fun.

atleast you know theres still a chance to make the record.

Vtec913

03-01-2005, 02:36 PM

it would probably fall off by the time you did that...

'97ventureowner

03-01-2005, 02:40 PM

That record would be like a sore dick,"You can't beat it."

RickwithaTbird

03-01-2005, 03:16 PM

lmao.

I need to make an article like that with a friends name in it. Print it out and then show it to my friends. That would be a great laugh.

ghostrx7

03-01-2005, 03:26 PM

that is the funniest shit i have seen in a long time!!! :rofl: :lol: :lol2: i got all these guys at work dying over here!!!!

Gotti

03-01-2005, 06:52 PM

"my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning"

lmao... what a fag

89tracerman

03-01-2005, 07:45 PM

Got Ya!!!
lol
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knorwj

03-02-2005, 08:48 AM

hate to break it to u guys............ but its a fake, Global Associated News LOL

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pshhh, dude was a lightweight anyway only 36 times... and it took him 24 hours and numerous naps to do it.... pathetic :disappoin

-Josh-

03-02-2005, 10:43 AM

Or you would rub the skin raw....ouch..

TexasF355F1

03-02-2005, 11:04 AM

:lol2:

Some people have far too much time on their hands and why the hell would he say he's been training for it since he was 13. :rofl:

crayzayjay

03-02-2005, 12:58 PM

yeah... i mean, train for the real thing, not for an endurance jib-fest :screwy:

v10_viper

03-03-2005, 12:09 AM

Wanker.

Correction: Wacker

I really don't see how that's physically possible, but more power to the guy...I do believe though after that many in that time period, that having something um...shoot out would be very rare.

Does anyone know if they had sperm bank nurses on hand for the occasion?

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