Episode IV: Rough, But Smooth
CivRacer95
02-27-2005, 10:47 PM
First off I got good news for all you guys. Let's just say we can chalk one up for our team. Remember the "wench" from last week? Well, funny thing, she actually APOLOGIZED for what SHE said to ME. God I love it. Chalk one up for us:
Guys- 1 Gals- 1000000 (and counting)
I've come to the conclusion that cocky guys that travel in groups are complete asses and can be a bad situation. Our hero had a night in store for him indeed. But Civ came out strong.
Cruising the broad streets of State, our Hero quickly finds himself to be surrounded by several carriages within moments (Chevy trucks, must of been some kinda Chevy gang :screwy: ). To his left he notices some bumbling fool yelling absurd profanities. To his right, a monstrous white stallion. Then Civ turned to his left and listened once again to the fool.
Fool: "F**king Civics! Faggot! F**k you! Let's go, C'mon, F**k your car!!" and on and on it continued.
Our Hero stared with a mocking smile upon his face. :cwm27: . The fool became enraged even more (didn't think the dude could become more pissed than he already was). So Civ decided to whoa his black stallion to 2nd and slowed down to 45. The Chevs their took leeps, but Civ instantly stopped their pull and took them by several steed lengths with in seconds. Civ slowed to their pace once again, and thus he wasn't fortunate to change the opinion of his foes filthy mouth :rolleyes: .
Alas, his red foe slowed him down, and unfortunately the Chev pulled along side him. Along with the allies of the Chev. Civ was bombarded with words which he himself couldn't imagine to ever leave his mouth. But Civ beared the torturous treatment and one his red foe changed his mind to pass, Civ took off and left his newly found rivals behind, but not without leaving his hand in the air, using the middle finger to show his appreciation for their words :evillol: .
Before Civ left the streets of State, he had the pleasure of playing with some Harlets. The tried to keep pace along Civs noble Stallion, but he quickly made work of them, but during the process managed to pull some numbers from them :naughty: . Our Hero prevails!
Later in the evening Civ met a few allies he had come to know through his hometown of S-ville. A close ally of his, the Silver Night, Lewis and his Silver steed (Jetta GL) were up for a battle. Civ quickly accepted his challenge for a race. The two allies made their way down to the Free Way. Open roads, and the late evening made sure that their path would be clear. Upon their arrival on the Free Way, the pulled along side by side. Each with a passenger riding along.
They two paced at 45, anticipating who would get the first lead.Three honks signalled the beginning of their battle. Civ was fortunate to take the lead, but a quick mistake could have cost him his victory 60 mph, *shift*! *Tink, Tink* his Stallion would not advance to 3rd. Clutch, 3rd pops in, with in secs though, the two are neck and neck. Civs only advantage was when his Steed took breathe at 5500 rpm (VTEC). Thus, Civ slowly walked his ally, and claimed victory when he had reached 125 (the fastest our Hero has ever attempted to go).
A call from his ally congratulating him on a good battle. Likewise Civ replies, and rolls down his window to signal a good battle indeed :thumbsup: . Civ returned home to his castle and turned in for the evening. A good night indeed. The night began with some bumps in the road, but later smoothed out. Civ was pleased with his evening.
It was a good night, except for the beginning when I met those guys in the Chevys. Talk about no class. They really had to be some of the worst guys I had ever met up with. But I just shrugged it off. It happens, what can you do? I was alone, they had probably 10 or so combined in each of their trucks (there were probably 3 or 4 of them in all. I only raced 2). Although, the evening ended really well. Enjoy! L8...
Guys- 1 Gals- 1000000 (and counting)
I've come to the conclusion that cocky guys that travel in groups are complete asses and can be a bad situation. Our hero had a night in store for him indeed. But Civ came out strong.
Cruising the broad streets of State, our Hero quickly finds himself to be surrounded by several carriages within moments (Chevy trucks, must of been some kinda Chevy gang :screwy: ). To his left he notices some bumbling fool yelling absurd profanities. To his right, a monstrous white stallion. Then Civ turned to his left and listened once again to the fool.
Fool: "F**king Civics! Faggot! F**k you! Let's go, C'mon, F**k your car!!" and on and on it continued.
Our Hero stared with a mocking smile upon his face. :cwm27: . The fool became enraged even more (didn't think the dude could become more pissed than he already was). So Civ decided to whoa his black stallion to 2nd and slowed down to 45. The Chevs their took leeps, but Civ instantly stopped their pull and took them by several steed lengths with in seconds. Civ slowed to their pace once again, and thus he wasn't fortunate to change the opinion of his foes filthy mouth :rolleyes: .
Alas, his red foe slowed him down, and unfortunately the Chev pulled along side him. Along with the allies of the Chev. Civ was bombarded with words which he himself couldn't imagine to ever leave his mouth. But Civ beared the torturous treatment and one his red foe changed his mind to pass, Civ took off and left his newly found rivals behind, but not without leaving his hand in the air, using the middle finger to show his appreciation for their words :evillol: .
Before Civ left the streets of State, he had the pleasure of playing with some Harlets. The tried to keep pace along Civs noble Stallion, but he quickly made work of them, but during the process managed to pull some numbers from them :naughty: . Our Hero prevails!
Later in the evening Civ met a few allies he had come to know through his hometown of S-ville. A close ally of his, the Silver Night, Lewis and his Silver steed (Jetta GL) were up for a battle. Civ quickly accepted his challenge for a race. The two allies made their way down to the Free Way. Open roads, and the late evening made sure that their path would be clear. Upon their arrival on the Free Way, the pulled along side by side. Each with a passenger riding along.
They two paced at 45, anticipating who would get the first lead.Three honks signalled the beginning of their battle. Civ was fortunate to take the lead, but a quick mistake could have cost him his victory 60 mph, *shift*! *Tink, Tink* his Stallion would not advance to 3rd. Clutch, 3rd pops in, with in secs though, the two are neck and neck. Civs only advantage was when his Steed took breathe at 5500 rpm (VTEC). Thus, Civ slowly walked his ally, and claimed victory when he had reached 125 (the fastest our Hero has ever attempted to go).
A call from his ally congratulating him on a good battle. Likewise Civ replies, and rolls down his window to signal a good battle indeed :thumbsup: . Civ returned home to his castle and turned in for the evening. A good night indeed. The night began with some bumps in the road, but later smoothed out. Civ was pleased with his evening.
It was a good night, except for the beginning when I met those guys in the Chevys. Talk about no class. They really had to be some of the worst guys I had ever met up with. But I just shrugged it off. It happens, what can you do? I was alone, they had probably 10 or so combined in each of their trucks (there were probably 3 or 4 of them in all. I only raced 2). Although, the evening ended really well. Enjoy! L8...
PWRDbyUNCLEbens
02-27-2005, 10:55 PM
Best episode yet by far. :thumbsup: I feel your pain with random assholes who feed off of stereotypes like all civics beng rice. Atleast the night didn't end on a bad note. BTW I've been 130mph in my se-r BOOYAH!!! :p
dampachi
02-27-2005, 11:16 PM
U FUKIN CIVIC FAGS N UR DUM 4 CYL I GOTZ 8 OF DEM CYLS SO I KIK YER ASS IN A RACE FUKER. haha..I love how pathetic the human race is slowly but surely becoming. Sometimes I just can't believe idiots like that breath the same oxygen I do. It's usually the passengers talking the shit though. I've yet to get shit from a driver. It's always their passenger. Oh well. Sounds like fun. This was definitely a good read.
CivRacer95
02-27-2005, 11:25 PM
Funny, it was the passenger, because I was looking to my left and he was right there yelling for no reason. I memorized the plates so next time I see them around, I'll be sure to make a few phone calls to some friends. Anyway. L8...
street_racer_00
02-28-2005, 01:09 AM
jetta GLs can go 125? wonders never cease...I woulda figured you woulda been able to beat him easier than that, though.
street_racer_00
02-28-2005, 01:10 AM
oh and civracer, wtf is a VAFC? (the mod in your sig)
CivRacer95
02-28-2005, 08:19 AM
oh and civracer, wtf is a VAFC? (the mod in your sig)
VAFC- VTEC Air Flow Converter (by Apexi)
My buddy Lewis has Intake and Exhuast on his GL, I would have beaten him by more if 3rd would've actually popped in. 2nd I was clearly ahead by a 1 length. But because 3rd didn't go in right away he came up on me. Soon enough,I ended at 125 mph, but I was continueing to pull at that point and I was ahead by 2-3 car lengths. I'm not sure exactly how fast he was going, and I don't know much about GL's. It was just a fun night though. I don't have any complaints about it though. L8...
VAFC- VTEC Air Flow Converter (by Apexi)
My buddy Lewis has Intake and Exhuast on his GL, I would have beaten him by more if 3rd would've actually popped in. 2nd I was clearly ahead by a 1 length. But because 3rd didn't go in right away he came up on me. Soon enough,I ended at 125 mph, but I was continueing to pull at that point and I was ahead by 2-3 car lengths. I'm not sure exactly how fast he was going, and I don't know much about GL's. It was just a fun night though. I don't have any complaints about it though. L8...
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