Proof that girls are evil!!!

Ok seeing how many guys in this forum complain how badly they were treated by some girls. I thought it would be better to include the - rock solid - mathematical equation that proves once and for all that Girls are Evil.
I think this explains a lot.


http://intranewsnet.byu.edu/andrei/equation.jpg

I include this proof with no regard for my safety (I know that all the girls in this forum and pretty much everywhere will attempt to kill me). But the word must be spread.:D:devil:

I've seen this before. but it is clever.

God this is sooooo...........3 months ago............:o

[insert Hello and welcome to last week pic]

:p

:D

extremely old news

Originally posted by KatWoman
[insert Hello and welcome to last week pic]

:p

:D


http://www.automotiveforums.com/kris/kris/+junk/lastweek.jpg


:D :D

it's perfect!

Uhhh.. hate to be the math geek here (hey, I can't be the heavy drinking crew chief all the time can I?!?!?!), but while I hadn't seen this before, this is a little screwed up, right from the first statement:

First we state that girls require time and money
The last time I checked, the literal 'translation' in mathematical terms for "and" is addition, not multiplication. So, based on this, the remainder of the theorem does not work.

Brushing that aside, seems you've been getting some harsh feedback for this post, Neutrino. I still think it's cute, and it's new to me, so I thank you for posting it (not to mention that at least part of the time, I agree with the conclusion, faulty logic or not :devil: ).

Everybody=:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:
ME= :eshooter:



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Originally posted by Neutrino
Everybody=:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:
ME= :eshooter:



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but it still is funny and true:D

But I LIKE girls (evil or otherwise)! They're all nice and cuddly, and... Uh, I digress.

nothing wrong with evil girls :devil: :D

girls are evil and wicked. be very very careful when dealing with them.:eek: :devil:

Originally posted by darkness
girls are evil and wicked. be very very careful when dealing with them.:eek: :devil:

And that coming from someone who has never been married lol

Originally posted by nubiannupe
But I LIKE girls (evil or otherwise)! They're all nice and cuddly, and... Uh, I digress.


I know what you are saying.We all know that they are evil but we still like them. Especially me I don't know why but I like sneaky girls in particular. All the girls that I dated were like that and sarcastic too wich is funny because I am horibly sarcastic and most of our conversations are comprised stingy remarks towards each other or people around us.

Originally posted by Razorgtst


And that coming from someone who has never been married lol

that doesn't mean I haven't been walked on and screwed over.

Originally posted by moondog
nothing wrong with evil girls :devil: :D Surely you’re not suggesting that I’m evil!!! :angel: :D :p

Originally posted by JD@af
The last time I checked, the literal 'translation' in mathematical terms for "and" is addition, not multiplication. So, based on this, the remainder of the theorem does not work.I noticed this too when I first saw it (last year), but was too lazy to bring it up or offer a solution. It involved differential equations.. :( Maybe that's why girls are evil. ;)

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Surely you’re not suggesting that I’m evil!!! :angel: :D :p

Only if I'm lucky :D :p

Ok you two get a room aye :p

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Ok you two get a room aye :p

yeah seriously:D

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Ok you two get a room aye :p Shouldn't you be at work! :p

and Darkness shouldn't you be here looking at kittens!!! :D

Evil traits are heriditary, so what im trying to say is that u came from a woman right,,RIGHT! so there for men are evil too and they take our hearts and run, and they are considered to be more violent then women( although i have met some mean chicks that try to kill me).:rolleyes:

Originally posted by G_racer
Evil traits are heriditary, so what im trying to say is that u came from a woman right,,RIGHT! so there for men are evil too and they take our hearts and run, and they are considered to be more violent then women( although i have met some mean chicks that try to kill me).:rolleyes:

I dont know about you but I was born in a lab. you know your usual evil experiment that attempts to create super humans.

And in case you were thinking it failed you are wrong. Except about a side effect - a unexplained austrian accent. Ill be back.

:D :D :D

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Shouldn't you be at work! :p

and Darkness shouldn't you be here looking at kittens!!! :D

I was at work but figured I would pull and FTO girl and sit on my ass and do nothing for a bit :wave: :smoker2: :apoke:

FTO = the topic of this thread :p

Originally posted by Razorgtst
FTO = the topic of this thread :p NEVER! :D

And to your other comment about sitting on my ass doing nothing all day. Aint it great!! :finger: :p :D

Yes that it is :D

I am reposting and I apologize but here is my new theory again. It definately would seem that puppy slaughter is worse. check the link.

cats and dogs (http://www.geocities.com/fearless_simian/catdog.htm)

smart.......clever......really the truth