Omg

I was just 'introduced' to a new secretary at work, but it wasn't actually an introduction as i went to school with this girl 6 years ago. She is uber-fine, i really fancied her back in the day and she was interested too according to her friends, but i kinda blew it when i had a one-nighter with one of them...

Anyway i'm just a little bit surprised, and had to share with someone :biggrin:

:useless:

:iamwithst

So go for it now.... Even though it is kinda against business policy (very unprofessional) ~ finally someone said UBER besides me....

if your lunch breaks coincide, take her out to lunch. catch up on old times. remember how akward it is to be the new person at work, she'll probably take well to your friendliness.

take her out to lunch.
Done.

catch up on old times
Done.

remember how akward it is to be the new person at work, she'll probably take well to your friendliness.
She has :D

Don't forget to use protection.

ok.. all phases complete... HIT IT!

^... in the BUTT

Piitb!

BP2K2Max[/b]]remember how akward it is to be the new person at work, she'll probably take well to your friendliness.

She has :D

She has? Even with your red cape? (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=367986) :D
:lol:

TS out

Sounds Uber. :cwm27:

But watch out if things go wrong, it'll be difficult @ work.

Sounds Uber. :cwm27:
She is soooooo fucking uber.


I told a friend of mine who also knows her, he said he's quitting his job and applying for a receptionist job where i work, just so he can be with her :lol:



But, there will be no biffage. I have a gf, and she has a bf. i didn't crack on at lunch nor am i going to... it was just a big surprise seeing her again... brought back some old memories...


And no TS, i was not wearing my red cape, you know full well this is how i dress at work:

http://www.mowersclan.com/pictures/misc/superdork.JPG




That is not really me. I wear a Batman outfit (http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/male/fd-batman-original.jpg) to work.

That is not really me. I wear a Batman outfit (http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/male/fd-batman-original.jpg) to work.


:lol2:

^... in the BUTT


that caught me off guard... damn near spit out my food... good shit. :lol2:

That is not really me. I wear a Batman outfit (http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/male/fd-batman-original.jpg) to work.

Whatever "peter": linky (http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/)

/\ Eee Ghad!

Oy vay!!!

OMGWTF I have teh SpiderMan one And I get all teh Uber-sexy Chix

Nothing beats hitting it on the boss's desk. Like this client I have that recently got divorced.....:evillol: :D

You guys use the word "uber" around women much...?

hey baby you are UBER fine. Can I uberize you with my uber large uberness?

Did you never use that line? Gets ALL the chicks.

haha, ^^^ i wonder the facial expression. HAHA
yea thats pretty weird u just end up working at the same place!

if your going to use a German word, at least use the whole sentence.


hallo Verlust, schauen Sie wurden Sie mögen zu Abend essen einmal sehr attraktiv? ich bin eine Jungfrau, damit Mittel Sie auf Recht gedreht würden? ich bin über der Begrenzung, also müssen Sie dort fahren sind dort eine Wahrscheinlichkeit irgendeines Geschlechtes?




use google or altavista to translate it, if you want a laugh.

if your going to use a German word, at least use the whole sentence.


hallo Verlust, schauen Sie wurden Sie mögen zu Abend essen einmal sehr attraktiv? ich bin eine Jungfrau, damit Mittel Sie auf Recht gedreht würden? ich bin über der Begrenzung, also müssen Sie dort fahren sind dort eine Wahrscheinlichkeit irgendeines Geschlechtes?




use google or altavista to translate it, if you want a laugh.
hello loss, look you became you to like evening to eat once very attractively? I am a virgin, so that means you were turned on right? I am over the delimitation, therefore you must drive there are there a probability of any sex?

Makes perfect sense. I'll have to use that some time.



Nothing beats hitting it on the boss's desk.
Don't put thoughts in my head!








too late.... :boink:

damn translators!

ok, in english

hello miss, you look very attractive. would you like to go out to dinner sometime? i am a virgin, so that means you are turned on right? I am over the limit, so you'll have to drive. is there any probability of any sex tonight?

Yeah.... i still don't think that'll work, sorry....


You need some serious work on your lines :D

it was a joke.


my real lines arent much better though.

Bah, i'm not a big believer in lines anyway... :2cents:

lol same

Or you can just add one of those fart-can mufflers to the VW Golf. I hear the girlies will take off their shirts when they hear one .... :lol:

haha, wonder if that works !

Or you can just add one of those fart-can mufflers to the VW Golf. I here the girlies will take off their shirts when they hear one .... :lol:
I get chicks despite the Golf, not because of it :grinno:

^ ^ LoL maybe they need to get some "fart can sound simulators" out on the market. You can buy a fake blow-off valve sound maker, they oughta make a fart can that's not really a fart can :)

BTW, don't dip your pen in the company ink. After things fall through, it'll be aqward as hell.

women love the "do you know where the weight room is?" line.. lol gets a laugh everytime.

women love the "do you know where the weight room is?" line.. lol gets a laugh everytime.


haha like chris farley in tommy boy