A womens place !!!
primera man
03-21-2002, 04:09 AM
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to
worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular
loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
"I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm
going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there
ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in
the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the
plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with reddish-blond hair and hazel
eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
......one button at a time.
.......No one moves.
.......He removes his shirt.
......Muscles ripple across his chest.
......he whispers:
......"IRON THIS"
Pman starts to run and hide from FTO
:finger: :finger:
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to
worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular
loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
"I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm
going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there
ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in
the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the
plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with reddish-blond hair and hazel
eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
......one button at a time.
.......No one moves.
.......He removes his shirt.
......Muscles ripple across his chest.
......he whispers:
......"IRON THIS"
Pman starts to run and hide from FTO
:finger: :finger:
tazdev
03-21-2002, 05:51 AM
:wave: Don't run too far away.
Dats cruel (thats why its soo funny)
tazdev runs and joins P-man in hiding:smoker2:
Dats cruel (thats why its soo funny)
tazdev runs and joins P-man in hiding:smoker2:
ragt20
03-21-2002, 06:36 AM
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA that is funny :lol2: :lol2:
running to catch up with then..........i'm right behind ya chaps........:hehe: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
running to catch up with then..........i'm right behind ya chaps........:hehe: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Setanta
03-21-2002, 07:14 AM
Well... I'm trying to hold a straight face... :bloated:
Nope... no good :D :D :D :D :D
Nope... no good :D :D :D :D :D
Rich
03-21-2002, 10:52 AM
"IRON THIS"
LOL!!
Cruel, but hilarious :D
These jokes are making a great start to my day!
HuMMerMan attempts to catch up with the others before FTO gets here
LOL!!
Cruel, but hilarious :D
These jokes are making a great start to my day!
HuMMerMan attempts to catch up with the others before FTO gets here
RazorGTR
03-21-2002, 11:02 AM
Damn you Pman, I woke up the house at 5am ROTFLMAO
speediva
03-21-2002, 03:13 PM
She's not the only one here who can find and beat you all!!!
Spec2 Girl
03-21-2002, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
She's not the only one here who can find and beat you all!!! I’m with you on that Tangie. We all need to get together and group slap P’Man! :hehehe: :p :D
She's not the only one here who can find and beat you all!!! I’m with you on that Tangie. We all need to get together and group slap P’Man! :hehehe: :p :D
ragt20
03-21-2002, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
I’m with you on that Tangie. We all need to get together and group slap P’Man! :hehehe: :p :D
:hehe: :rolleyes:guys were safe its only P-man they're after
I’m with you on that Tangie. We all need to get together and group slap P’Man! :hehehe: :p :D
:hehe: :rolleyes:guys were safe its only P-man they're after
grrltoy
03-21-2002, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
I’m with you on that Tangie. We all need to get together and group slap P’Man! :hehehe: :p :D
I'M WITH YOU....:biggrin2:
I’m with you on that Tangie. We all need to get together and group slap P’Man! :hehehe: :p :D
I'M WITH YOU....:biggrin2:
Spec2 Girl
03-21-2002, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
:hehe: :rolleyes:guys were safe its only P-man they're after No your're not. When we're done with P-man we come after the rest of you! ;) :D
:hehe: :rolleyes:guys were safe its only P-man they're after No your're not. When we're done with P-man we come after the rest of you! ;) :D
ragt20
03-21-2002, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
No your're not. When we're done with P-man we come after the rest of you! ;) :D
ah shucks.......:rolleyes: well hopefully P_man will delay u enuff for us to dissappear...:p :hehe:
No your're not. When we're done with P-man we come after the rest of you! ;) :D
ah shucks.......:rolleyes: well hopefully P_man will delay u enuff for us to dissappear...:p :hehe:
darkness
03-21-2002, 04:14 PM
ROFLMAO:D
and unlike the rest of them, I'm not running away. I'll stand here like a man. I'm not intimidated.:devil:
and unlike the rest of them, I'm not running away. I'll stand here like a man. I'm not intimidated.:devil:
SkYLiNeFrEaK
03-21-2002, 04:36 PM
lol@ darkness.
*Me stands beside darkness, and waits for FTO girl to beat us up*
*Me stands beside darkness, and waits for FTO girl to beat us up*
primera man
03-21-2002, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
:hehe: :rolleyes:guys were safe its only P-man they're after
Come back darn you all.....your like rats running from a sinking ship :( :( :( ....
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PMan can handle FTO and Tangie :devil: :devil: :devil:
:hehe: :rolleyes:guys were safe its only P-man they're after
Come back darn you all.....your like rats running from a sinking ship :( :( :( ....
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PMan can handle FTO and Tangie :devil: :devil: :devil:
KatWoman
03-21-2002, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by primera man
PMan can handle FTO and Tangie :devil: :devil: :devil:
But can you handle FTO and Tangie AND KatWoman???:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
PMan can handle FTO and Tangie :devil: :devil: :devil:
But can you handle FTO and Tangie AND KatWoman???:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
ragt20
03-21-2002, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by KatWoman
But can you handle FTO and Tangie AND KatWoman???:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
no problem :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
we'll be standin behind darkness :p
But can you handle FTO and Tangie AND KatWoman???:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
no problem :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
we'll be standin behind darkness :p
Spec2 Girl
03-21-2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
no problem :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
[/SIZE] And you’re forgetting about my slapping skills. They don’t call me “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Slapper” for nothing you know! :hehehe: :devil:
no problem :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
[/SIZE] And you’re forgetting about my slapping skills. They don’t call me “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Slapper” for nothing you know! :hehehe: :devil:
ragt20
03-21-2002, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
And you’re forgetting about my slapping skills. They don’t call me “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Slapper” for nothing you know! :hehehe: :devil:
had forgotten about that.....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
U forget something me knows your weakness :devil: muhahahaha
And you’re forgetting about my slapping skills. They don’t call me “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Slapper” for nothing you know! :hehehe: :devil:
had forgotten about that.....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
U forget something me knows your weakness :devil: muhahahaha
Spec2 Girl
03-21-2002, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
U forget something me knows your weakness :devil: muhahahaha Weakness! I have no weakness!! :devil: :devil:
U forget something me knows your weakness :devil: muhahahaha Weakness! I have no weakness!! :devil: :devil:
AEstud
03-21-2002, 05:05 PM
thats the best one that I've ever heard!! lol
DMC12
03-21-2002, 05:13 PM
Why do the girls get mad at us for telling these jokes, when they talk shit about us all the time?
darkness
03-21-2002, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
And you’re forgetting about my slapping skills. They don’t call me “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Slapper” for nothing you know! :hehehe: :devil:
I dare you!!:D :devil:
And you’re forgetting about my slapping skills. They don’t call me “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Slapper” for nothing you know! :hehehe: :devil:
I dare you!!:D :devil:
Spec2 Girl
03-21-2002, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by darkness
I dare you!!:D :devil: Don't do it! Daring's verrrry dangerous territory. :p :)
I dare you!!:D :devil: Don't do it! Daring's verrrry dangerous territory. :p :)
darkness
03-21-2002, 07:36 PM
Bring it on!:devil: :finger:
Spec2 Girl
03-21-2002, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by darkness
Bring it on!:devil: :finger: I couldn’t slap you, you’re too nice! (plus you want one of those kittens :) ) :p :D (I only slap people that do something to really piss me off). :D
Bring it on!:devil: :finger: I couldn’t slap you, you’re too nice! (plus you want one of those kittens :) ) :p :D (I only slap people that do something to really piss me off). :D
darkness
03-21-2002, 07:45 PM
argh the nice word again.
damnit I'm evil and dark remember.
damnit I'm evil and dark remember.
Spec2 Girl
03-21-2002, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by darkness
argh the nice word again.
OK, you’re not nice, you’re sweet (is that any better??? :) )
argh the nice word again.
OK, you’re not nice, you’re sweet (is that any better??? :) )
Spec2 Girl
03-21-2002, 07:58 PM
Forgot to say that you can also be downright cheeky at times too! :p
darkness
03-21-2002, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Forgot to say that you can also be downright cheeky at times too! :p
ok thats getting better.:cool:
Forgot to say that you can also be downright cheeky at times too! :p
ok thats getting better.:cool:
RazorGTR
03-21-2002, 09:36 PM
Dont worry guys she is all bark and no bite :p I know she likes to put up a front but I will stand there. FTO there is nothing you can say or do to intimidat me, after all I have been there had that done to me :devil: And guess what ?!?!
[SIZE=4] I'M STILL STANDING AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS[/SZIE]
After all I have been married to the ultimate bitch, and she tried to kill me and didn't succeed. Darkness you know that old saying. Only the good die young. We shall live forever :finger:
[SIZE=4] I'M STILL STANDING AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS[/SZIE]
After all I have been married to the ultimate bitch, and she tried to kill me and didn't succeed. Darkness you know that old saying. Only the good die young. We shall live forever :finger:
Jimster
03-21-2002, 10:52 PM
ROTFLMAO PMan!!!!! That is the funnniest joke I have heard in ages
rattles on the hideout door :uhoh:
rattles on the hideout door :uhoh:
fearless_simian
03-22-2002, 03:50 AM
I know how we can hold FTO off. remember all those kittens she adores.... if she attacks anyone then everyone start floggin dolphins and before long god's wrath will be upon her little feline friends.
and for a interesting read here is a link to Valerie Solanas's SCUM Manifesto which is the worlds craziest female rant. actually an important feminism piece.
SCUM Manifesto (http://www.ai.mit.edu/~shivers/rants/scum.html)
and for a interesting read here is a link to Valerie Solanas's SCUM Manifesto which is the worlds craziest female rant. actually an important feminism piece.
SCUM Manifesto (http://www.ai.mit.edu/~shivers/rants/scum.html)
T4 Primera
03-22-2002, 05:07 AM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
And you’re forgetting about my slapping skills. They don’t call me “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Slapper” for nothing you know! :hehehe: :devil: They called you a slapper ?? :confused: .... That's not nice :(
And you’re forgetting about my slapping skills. They don’t call me “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Slapper” for nothing you know! :hehehe: :devil: They called you a slapper ?? :confused: .... That's not nice :(
Spunkymonkey
03-22-2002, 09:41 AM
You forgot about me.......
Some of you might find an iron in a not too pleasant place. :p
Oh.....and I don't slap....I punch and kick....
I have a blackbelt in Tae Kwon do
:hehehe:
Some of you might find an iron in a not too pleasant place. :p
Oh.....and I don't slap....I punch and kick....
I have a blackbelt in Tae Kwon do
:hehehe:
SkYLiNeFrEaK
03-22-2002, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by Spunkymonkey
You forgot about me.......
Some of you might find an iron in a not too pleasant place. :p
Oh.....and I don't slap....I punch and kick....
I have a blackbelt in Tae Kwon do
:hehehe:
:eek: Now im scared, you can kick everyones ass, even Pman's:p
You forgot about me.......
Some of you might find an iron in a not too pleasant place. :p
Oh.....and I don't slap....I punch and kick....
I have a blackbelt in Tae Kwon do
:hehehe:
:eek: Now im scared, you can kick everyones ass, even Pman's:p
Spunkymonkey
03-22-2002, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by SkYLiNeFrEaK
:eek: Now im scared, you can kick everyones ass, even Pman's:p
LOL :D
:eek: Now im scared, you can kick everyones ass, even Pman's:p
LOL :D
grrltoy
03-22-2002, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by fearless_simian
I know how we can hold FTO off. remember all those kittens she adores.... if she attacks anyone then everyone start floggin dolphins and before long god's wrath will be upon her little feline friends.
and for a interesting read here is a link to Valerie Solanas's SCUM Manifesto which is the worlds craziest female rant. actually an important feminism piece.
SCUM Manifesto (http://www.ai.mit.edu/~shivers/rants/scum.html)
did you actually see "I Shot Andy Warhol"? you need to if you haven't...
I know how we can hold FTO off. remember all those kittens she adores.... if she attacks anyone then everyone start floggin dolphins and before long god's wrath will be upon her little feline friends.
and for a interesting read here is a link to Valerie Solanas's SCUM Manifesto which is the worlds craziest female rant. actually an important feminism piece.
SCUM Manifesto (http://www.ai.mit.edu/~shivers/rants/scum.html)
did you actually see "I Shot Andy Warhol"? you need to if you haven't...
speediva
03-22-2002, 03:49 PM
NOW IT'S ALL-OUT WAR!!!!!!!
Igor's gone and broken the camel's back!!!
Igor@af: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Igor@af: None. Let her do dishes in the dark!
After which I made him cry!!!
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Igor's gone and broken the camel's back!!!
Igor@af: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Igor@af: None. Let her do dishes in the dark!
After which I made him cry!!!
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primera man
03-23-2002, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
NOW IT'S ALL-OUT WAR!!!!!!!
Igor's gone and broken the camel's back!!!
[quote]Igor@af: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Igor@af: None. Let her do dishes in the dark![quote]
After which I made him cry!!!
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Please log off and finish the washing up before you post again
Thankyou :finger: :finger: :finger:
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.:D j/k
NOW IT'S ALL-OUT WAR!!!!!!!
Igor's gone and broken the camel's back!!!
[quote]Igor@af: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Igor@af: None. Let her do dishes in the dark![quote]
After which I made him cry!!!
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Please log off and finish the washing up before you post again
Thankyou :finger: :finger: :finger:
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.:D j/k
Jimster
03-23-2002, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
NOW IT'S ALL-OUT WAR!!!!!!!
Igor's gone and broken the camel's back!!!
[quote]Igor@af: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Igor@af: None. Let her do dishes in the dark![quote]
After which I made him cry!!!
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GUUUUUUUUYSSSS!!!!!!!! Help me!!!!!!, theres a mad lady chasing after me shaking a mop!!!!!!!!! :uhoh:
Jimmy rattles even harder on the hideout door
NOW IT'S ALL-OUT WAR!!!!!!!
Igor's gone and broken the camel's back!!!
[quote]Igor@af: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Igor@af: None. Let her do dishes in the dark![quote]
After which I made him cry!!!
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GUUUUUUUUYSSSS!!!!!!!! Help me!!!!!!, theres a mad lady chasing after me shaking a mop!!!!!!!!! :uhoh:
Jimmy rattles even harder on the hideout door
Bean Bandit
03-23-2002, 10:46 AM
:hehe::hehehe:GOOD ONE
Tom_S8
03-23-2002, 03:11 PM
Ok guys , don't worry , you have me , i'll defend you from those crazy girls , I know taekwondo , jujitsu , karate , judo...
and a bunch of other japanese words too...
and a bunch of other japanese words too...
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