The Pee Zone
Raz_Kaz
02-22-2005, 05:59 PM
The dumbest thing I have ever done while asleep
swickape 02/21/05
Don't know why I'm sharing this. Something about the internet just makes me want to tell embarrassing stories about myself to anonymous strangers.
A few years ago I was over at the house of my then-girlfriend, sleeping with her in her bed. I was having one of those dreams that you have when you have to piss in real life and it carries over into your dream. In my dream, I badly had to urinate and I was looking at a map that had on it designated areas where it was okay to pee. I managed to find my way into one of these safe areas and promptly began to relieve myself.
Apparently at this point I began to piss the bed. Rivers and rivers of piss.
This of course woke my girlfriend up. She groggily asked me, "Hey...are you peeing?"
"Yeah," I replied crankily, wondering why she was making such a big deal out of it.
She started hitting me and saying, "What the fuck, asshole? STOP IT!"
"It's okay, I'm in the pee zone. Just let me go back to sleep." I told her, continuing to piss all over the mattress.
I finished up and rolled over, trying to go back to sleep. She got up out of bed and started hitting me, telling me to get up so she could pull the sheets so I could clean them up. I argued with her for a full five minutes about how being in the "pee zone" made it okay for me to piss the bed and what a fucking bitch she was being. During the course of this argument I gradually began waking up and realizing what an idiot I am. There's something a bit surreal about holding a completely ridiculous opinion so strongly and gradually realizing that you are a moron and should stop defending it.
Eventually I got up and washed her sheets. She was pretty pissed about it. The scary thing is that I wasn't even drunk at the time.
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swickape 02/21/05
Don't know why I'm sharing this. Something about the internet just makes me want to tell embarrassing stories about myself to anonymous strangers.
A few years ago I was over at the house of my then-girlfriend, sleeping with her in her bed. I was having one of those dreams that you have when you have to piss in real life and it carries over into your dream. In my dream, I badly had to urinate and I was looking at a map that had on it designated areas where it was okay to pee. I managed to find my way into one of these safe areas and promptly began to relieve myself.
Apparently at this point I began to piss the bed. Rivers and rivers of piss.
This of course woke my girlfriend up. She groggily asked me, "Hey...are you peeing?"
"Yeah," I replied crankily, wondering why she was making such a big deal out of it.
She started hitting me and saying, "What the fuck, asshole? STOP IT!"
"It's okay, I'm in the pee zone. Just let me go back to sleep." I told her, continuing to piss all over the mattress.
I finished up and rolled over, trying to go back to sleep. She got up out of bed and started hitting me, telling me to get up so she could pull the sheets so I could clean them up. I argued with her for a full five minutes about how being in the "pee zone" made it okay for me to piss the bed and what a fucking bitch she was being. During the course of this argument I gradually began waking up and realizing what an idiot I am. There's something a bit surreal about holding a completely ridiculous opinion so strongly and gradually realizing that you are a moron and should stop defending it.
Eventually I got up and washed her sheets. She was pretty pissed about it. The scary thing is that I wasn't even drunk at the time.
http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?si=31&fi=U4156&ti=1000851222&pi=1000851222
clawhammer
02-22-2005, 06:09 PM
Haha, that's real funny. Let's post embarrasing stories about ourselves in this thread
crayzayjay
02-22-2005, 06:23 PM
Haha, that's real funny. Let's post embarrasing stories about ourselves in this thread
Ok. You start.
Ok. You start.
93rollaracer
02-22-2005, 06:39 PM
Holy hell...that's hilarious yet terrible all at once. And if we're gonna have embarassing stories, CH goes first.
Oz
02-22-2005, 06:40 PM
:lol:
TexasF355F1
02-22-2005, 06:45 PM
:lol2:
Damien
02-22-2005, 08:02 PM
That is such a great story...
Well, we've actually seen Jay's crazy story :iceslolan
Well, we've actually seen Jay's crazy story :iceslolan
RickwithaTbird
02-22-2005, 10:36 PM
....I was over at the house of my then-girlfriend....... I began to piss the bed. Rivers and rivers of piss....
....... She was pretty pissed
It makes sense. lmao.
I was in the pee zone, bitch leave me alone! lol. The map said it was okay!
Lol... well, I have a funny pee story too, but its not as funny as that. Here goes..
Well I was downstairs watching tv late at night, and I started to get tired, but instead of going to bed, I just watched tv until I gradually fell asleep without realizing it. Later on, I woke up walking to the bathroom. I opened up the cabinet, pulled the toilet out, and began to pee in it. I was still rather "unawake". I did notice eventually that "this isnt right." but I was too asleep to worry about it. The next morning I wake up in my bed, having totally forgotten about the dream I had that night, so I carry on with my day. get dressed, go outside, go hang out with friends. Later on that afternoon I had a foggy recollection of a weird dream I had, that I peed somewhere I wasnt supposed to pee. I was like... "weird dream." Then later on, I remembered that I fell asleep downstairs, and woke up upstairs. I was like.. "oh shit." So I immediately went home, went into the kitchen, opened the cabinet under the sink, pulled out the garbage can and looked at the garbage bag (we used paper garbage bags then)... the bottom of it was soaked, and it stunk like piss.
I pulled the slide out garbage container out from under the kitchen sink, urinated in the paper bag, woke up in the middle of it, fell back asleep before I was done, then forgot all about it until midway through the next day. Wasnt drunk or anything. Weird. I hope the shades were drawn.
....... She was pretty pissed
It makes sense. lmao.
I was in the pee zone, bitch leave me alone! lol. The map said it was okay!
Lol... well, I have a funny pee story too, but its not as funny as that. Here goes..
Well I was downstairs watching tv late at night, and I started to get tired, but instead of going to bed, I just watched tv until I gradually fell asleep without realizing it. Later on, I woke up walking to the bathroom. I opened up the cabinet, pulled the toilet out, and began to pee in it. I was still rather "unawake". I did notice eventually that "this isnt right." but I was too asleep to worry about it. The next morning I wake up in my bed, having totally forgotten about the dream I had that night, so I carry on with my day. get dressed, go outside, go hang out with friends. Later on that afternoon I had a foggy recollection of a weird dream I had, that I peed somewhere I wasnt supposed to pee. I was like... "weird dream." Then later on, I remembered that I fell asleep downstairs, and woke up upstairs. I was like.. "oh shit." So I immediately went home, went into the kitchen, opened the cabinet under the sink, pulled out the garbage can and looked at the garbage bag (we used paper garbage bags then)... the bottom of it was soaked, and it stunk like piss.
I pulled the slide out garbage container out from under the kitchen sink, urinated in the paper bag, woke up in the middle of it, fell back asleep before I was done, then forgot all about it until midway through the next day. Wasnt drunk or anything. Weird. I hope the shades were drawn.
-The Stig-
02-23-2005, 12:15 AM
"ITS OK... I'M IN A PEE ZONE!"
I'm gonna be saying that all the time now... especially when you're out driving in the boonies and you have to piddle... and find a nice tree that needs watering.
:lol... pee zone....
I'm gonna be saying that all the time now... especially when you're out driving in the boonies and you have to piddle... and find a nice tree that needs watering.
:lol... pee zone....
Damien
02-23-2005, 12:37 AM
Pee Zone...aw, something to use around the campus and see if it gets spread.......
simple phrases go the farthest
simple phrases go the farthest
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