Another one for the girlies of AF

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage...

TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts).

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.
 MENtal illness
 MENstrual cramps
 MENtal breakdown
 MENopause
 GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?

:eek: :eek: hehehe your bad FTO

i like the SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule... hehe


:D :D :sun: :flash:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:







ragt20 thinks, fortunatley am still single, and if the above is what I have to go through, would be a good idea to remain single :hehe:

Originally posted by ragt20
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:







ragt20 thinks, fortunatley am still single, and if the above is what I have to go through, would be a good idea to remain single :hehe: AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER!! :ylsuper

Originally posted by ragt20
ragt20 thinks, fortunatley am still single, and if the above is what I have to go through, would be a good idea to remain single :hehe:

Yeah I agree with that.

Flag it and put it in the too hard basket. Then go find yourself a REAL woman who realises that that kind of stuff just isn't going to happen.

:p :finger:

Now, now. Come on guys. Don’t take it all too seriously. It’s what’s called a JOKE!! :p :hehehe:

haha:apoke:

hook, line and sinker.:p

Originally posted by darkness
haha:apoke:

hook, line and sinker.:p You know, your username and avatar really suit you. You really are a :devil:

:D :D :D :D :D

Why, thank you. I please to aim.:D

Originally posted by ragt20
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:







ragt20 thinks, fortunatley am still single, and if the above is what I have to go through, would be a good idea to remain single :hehe:

Sounds good to me!!!

daum gurl you must be pissed at your husband or he bitch man whore or whatever you got :eek:

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
daum gurl you must be pissed at your husband or he bitch man whore or whatever you got :eek: I give up. You guys take these things far too seriously. It's just a joke. Jeez!

Originally posted by FTO Girl
I give up. You guys take these things far too seriously. It's just a joke. Jeez!



FTO, chill out, they are just giving ya a hassle:p That was funny, but womens problems start with WOMEN...not us men:devil: :devil:

Originally posted by FTO Girl
I give up. You guys take these things far too seriously. It's just a joke. Jeez!

*Hugs FTO*

Its ok FTO, just because someone makes an inconsiderate comment there is no need to ruin your whole day. After all, I thought it was funny :D :D

*edit*

To avoid any stepped upon toes, I'm not talking about the majority of the comments in this thread, only one stands out to me as somthing I wouldn't have said to FTO :D :D

This thread is getting funnier all the time :lol2:

Originally posted by SkYLiNeFrEaK
but womens problems start with WOMEN...not us men


hell ya, SkYLiNeFrEaK :D



Originally posted by Gonthrax

To avoid any stepped upon toes, I'm not talking about the majority of the comments in this thread, only one stands out to me as somthing I wouldn't have said to FTO :D :D

ill agree with that, Gonthrax. I think we will just leave out the individuals name, to avoid an incedent :D

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that women need (or ought) to be trained for marriage...

TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Woman. That’s right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real woman as well as earn a FA degree (Female Arts).

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
WOMEN 101: Combating Stupidity
WOMEN 102: It is YOUR job to do Housework
WOMEN 103: PMS-Another excuse to be bitchy, and say not Tonight!
WOMEN 104: We Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
WOMEN 110: Wonderful Masage Techniques
WOMEN 111: Understanding the Male Response to Getting in at 4am
WOMEN 112: Parenting: It End's with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What's his is his

Spring Schedule:
WOMEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong
WOMEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
WOMEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
WOMEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers = SEX
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is His

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN'T Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Play with IT!
SEX 103: How to shut up After Sex
SEX 104: Real women swollow
WOMEN 201: How to Leave the Toilet Seat UP

(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
WOMEN 210: The Remote Control: Leave it ALONE!
WOMEN 211: How to not to Spit it out!
WOMEN 212: You are the Designated Driver
WOMEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Fat
WOMEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries ??????

Spring Schedule:
WOMEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
WOMEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Necessary
WOMEN 222: Real Men Don't Ask for Directions
WOMEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is Considered Foreplay
WOMEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important, NOT

Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking Naked is sexy
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching are not allowed
WOMEN 231: Mothers-in-law
WOMEN 232: You Best Be Listening
WOMEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the men out there.
 MENtal illness
 MENstrual cramps
 MENtal breakdown
 MENopause
 GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)

Ever notice how all of women’s problems are always blamed on men? It is just another reason for them to try and take out lives over and moan and groan :finger: :devil: :p :D


AAAAHHHH NOW THAT IS BETTER :finger:

Originally posted by FTO Girl
I give up. You guys take these things far too seriously. It's just a joke. Jeez!
hahahahaha i'm just messin wit-chu with you i mean

Razor..... AMEN BROTHER !!!! :flash: :flash: :flash: :flash:

Hehehe just thought a bit of tongue and cheek was in order lol

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Now, now. Come on guys. Don’t take it all too seriously. It’s what’s called a JOKE!! :p :hehehe:

just messin with ya FTO.....:D I know its a joke...:hehe:



Rofl though Razor's version is better :D :lol2: :lol2:

Well someone had to stick up fer us dudes :)

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Well someone had to stick up fer us dudes :) That 'a boy!! :ylsuper :sun:

It's all lesbian propoganda I tell you!!

Why must women constantly dog men? They should have a class on that.

And then they wonder why we must trade their asses in ever 10 years for the new model.

If they want equality they should be able to take the shit us men give each other.

Razor: Where TF did you come out from?!?!?

At any rate, I'm going to have to send my b/f to that school even if I DON'T marry him!!!!! I think he has a lot to learn! :hehehe:

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Razor: Where TF did you come out from?!?!?

At any rate, I'm going to have to send my b/f to that school even if I DON'T marry him!!!!! I think he has a lot to learn! :hehehe:

Bet you didn't know I was hiding in your back seat did ya :lol2:

How rude sending your B/F to that school. Tis ok us blokes can patition the government to make it manditory for all females to attend my school :p

good one :D