Drunk Sex

Am I the only one that hates drunk sex? Half the time it's impossible to bust, the other half i'm softer than a marshmellow. And it seems like i'm the only one that is like this, cause all my friends always wanna fuck girls when they're drunk and they dont seem to have any problems with it. When i get drunk i love macking on girls but i'm scared that if i get them to have sex i wont be able to keep it up or something... it really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sucks.

It prolly has something to do with the fact that i always last long as hell, even the first time i had sex it took me like a 1/2 hour to bust.

what the fuck is wrong with me... can i do anything about this? Besides viagra cause i'm way too young for that shit

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Gotti you could of made your point without most of the details you posted. Anyway, I see it this way. Either you can drink and not have sex, or have sex but no drink. It's the only advice I've got.

Maybe you like guys and these girls therefore just aren't exciting you enough?

Drunk sex sucks man, don't go there. The best part is where it ends.

Am I the only one that hates drunk sex? Half the time it's impossible to bust, the other half i'm softer than a marshmellow. And it seems like i'm the only one that is like this, cause all my friends always wanna fuck girls when they're drunk and they dont seem to have any problems with it. When i get drunk i love macking on girls but i'm scared that if i get them to have sex i wont be able to keep it up or something... it really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sucks.

It prolly has something to do with the fact that i always last long as hell, even the first time i had sex it took me like a 1/2 hour to bust.

what the fuck is wrong with me... can i do anything about this? Besides viagra cause i'm way too young for that shit

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Can't say i've ever had that problem... But i suppose you should just stick to one or the other.

That's because you drink too much Polski! Lay off the Luksusowa and stick to beers - you can't expect to function when you're completely pissed tanked brat. Tso ti robiche? (horribly sp'd but its been a while).

Wicked avitar btw - hook me up with some of these polski princesses of yours dude lol! :naughty:

if im bringing a girl home for the first time, and im drunk, i sometimes have problems too. if i already banged a girl, and am confortable with her, i love drunk sex! i usually get more freaky and agressive. (which women love!)but i have brought girls home from the bar and couldnt seal the deal! it does suck really really bad, but at least i didnt sleep with a whore that probably has aids!!!!!lol

:lol2: Sounds like you're showing signs of early male impotence.

it happens when you drink too much. having a few beers can kinda get me in the mood, but i've been drunk to the point where seeing boobies in triplicate, as awesome as it may be, just makes me nauseous.

if im bringing a girl home for the first time, and im drunk, i sometimes have problems too. if i already banged a girl, and am confortable with her, i love drunk sex!

i think that might be the problem... cause everytime its happened to me it was the first time with the girl.


That's because you drink too much Polski! Lay off the Luksusowa and stick to beers - you can't expect to function when you're completely pissed tanked brat. Tso ti robiche? (horribly sp'd but its been a while).

Wicked avitar btw - hook me up with some of these polski princesses of yours dude lol! :naughty:

lol Thats the biggest problem, i'm an alcoholic. Did you have alotta Polish friends? You know we love that vudka... runs in the blood

Its prolly like this, if i drink less than 5-6 beers it takes like 2 hours to bust, if i drink 6+ i'm never completely limp, just "semi" the whole time an thats not enuff, you know what i'm sayin? Maybe i should buy some ginseng, dont know what it does but i know its something for your dick lol

its awesome when i'm sober tho, cause i last as long as i want and never less than a 1/2 hour so almost every girl i've fucked has said i'm the best they ever had (cause they say most guys are 1 minute men) so i have tons of booty calls lol :smokin:

Just wanted to check on here if i'm the only one thats like this.... cause i think i remember somebody on here saying they take forever to bust too, so i wanted to see if they're like me when they're drunk too

my husband has the same problem, always has. And wehn he's not drinking he can last forever.

You're not the only guy this happens to. I hear PLENTY of stories of "drunk dick" and such. When the guy is drunk and the girl is somewhat cohearant that'll piss her off. but no worries, most girls kinda expect that to happen if the guys had a bit too much.

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Werd :biggrin: ,What time...lol

Am I the only one that hates drunk sex? Half the time it's impossible to bust, the other half i'm softer than a marshmellow.
Too much information man :uhoh:

what the fuck is wrong with me... can i do anything about this? Besides viagra cause i'm way too young for that shit

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I wouldn't get that desperate :lol2:


I've never had that problem, thank God, but more than a few of my friends have, so it's certainly not uncommon. My only advice is, if you're out and looking to score, just have a few less to drink ;)

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J/K ... I don't want to see anybody's drunk sex pictures. Besides someone had to post this !!!!

Just pretend to be drunker then you really are :P

Brewer's droop.

Hmm...stating the fucking obvious - drink less alcohol, more water. Spend longer on foreplay too. The hornier she is, the easier your job is.

Hmm...stating the fucking obvious - drink less alcohol, more water. Spend longer on foreplay too. The hornier she is, the easier your job is.

lol i know that much... I wonder if theres something that i can eat or take to help it out tho. Cause i want to be able to be drunk an bust a nut once in awhile lol I'm polish, drinking is a standard part of a night out, i dont want to not drink when i go to a party or a club just because i plan on getting laid. While all my friends are getting drunk and they dont have any problem with fucking a girl drunk... thats not fair :mad:

Theres gotta be some fruits, vegetables or vitamins that help blood circulation or something.... If somebody knows what ginseng does please explain

*sigh* I should of known there would be trade offs for not being a 1 minute man.... my first time i was like wow, i cant believe i'm so good at this lol girls goin wild after my goods.

And the worst part is that "it" is "semi" the whole time so its like its teasing me... saying oh, almost there, almost there.. just a little more :lol: Then i jus get frustrated and i wanna say, why are you being an asshole you know you want it, stop teasing!

Try working out. The fitter you are, the better the sex.

Did you have alotta Polish friends?

Um, ya... my dad, uncles, cousins, few of my friends... :grinno:

go to GNC, they have this stuff called yohimbe root or something like that, its in a small bottle called "powerman mix" or something... I stole it when I was like 17 just because I wanted to see how good it worked.. lol, well, it wont let you get "semi" for like 6 hours.. I couldnt go to sleep because it wouldnt go down. Just keep a stash at home for when you're going out to drink.. just take a few drops when you get back home with the girl, then drink a glass of milk or a soda (because it tastes fuckin nasty).

Ginseng is an energy supplement. Thats all I know.

go to GNC, they have this stuff called yohimbe root or something like that, its in a small bottle called "powerman mix" or something... I stole it when I was like 17 just because I wanted to see how good it worked.. lol, well, it wont let you get "semi" for like 6 hours.. I couldnt go to sleep because it wouldnt go down. Just keep a stash at home for when you're going out to drink.. just take a few drops when you get back home with the girl, then drink a glass of milk or a soda (because it tastes fuckin nasty).

Ginseng is an energy supplement. Thats all I know.

Ill pass on trying it with milk but Ill try it with soda :eek7:

go to GNC, they have this stuff called yohimbe root or something like that, its in a small bottle called "powerman mix" or something... I stole it when I was like 17 just because I wanted to see how good it worked.. lol, well, it wont let you get "semi" for like 6 hours.. I couldnt go to sleep because it wouldnt go down. Just keep a stash at home for when you're going out to drink.. just take a few drops when you get back home with the girl, then drink a glass of milk or a soda (because it tastes fuckin nasty).

Ginseng is an energy supplement. Thats all I know.

cool... thanks for the suggestion ricky! Looks good, I'll check that out

And the worst part is that "it" is "semi" the whole time so its like its teasing me... saying oh, almost there, almost there.. just a little more :lol: Then i jus get frustrated and i wanna say, why are you being an asshole you know you want it, stop teasing!



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I'm sorry but this part almost made me die of laughter, and i was sitting in class reading it...

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I'm sorry but this part almost made me die of laughter, and i was sitting in class reading it...


You know what i'm saying tho! Its like fukin go one way or the other, why do you have to be in the middle pissin me off cause you wont go all the way. That shit is frusterating, then theres jus too much pressure... and i end up giving up with the "i'm too drunk for this"

i'll prolly check out that yohimbe root cause its all natural, so it wont hurt me. If it really works i'll prolly just use it when i'm really drunk, cause i dont want to become dependant on it or something. THAT would really suck

I bet its all psychological.. like i'm scared its gunna happen again cause its happened before so i'm not in the right mood to get down when i'm drunk. Its prolly all because of fear that it'll happen again

Isn't ginseng good for memory?



Anyways they have tons of shit like that in Amsterdam, but you could get something called "horny goat weed" in Canada which is like the same thing....just less strong.

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Related link to this was multiple sclerosis..

gingko biloba is for memory. Ginseng may possibly help your blood flow, which is quite related, but Im not sure about that. And if it does, Im not sure if it would help this kind of thing. I read a lot about sex articles and stuff, just because sex is like, the best thing that ever happened.. but Ive read that impotence in young males is almost always psychological. And the thing that sucks about it, is that you cant think.. its all psychological, its all psychological, its all psychological, and click your heels and get a boner... if you even think about it, you start to pressure yourself. You know what really helps, is astroglide. Get that brand in particular. It helps circulation when you rub it in, plus it makes it feel better. Also, if its a psychological thing, keep some baby oil in your room and rub it all over her body as part of foreplay.. that should get your mind off the "issue" long enough to get wood and get the 2 person party going. Plus.. oiling up the booty... BIG TIME thumbs up on that. Have you ever done that? Its awesome when its shiny, plus it feels so good rubbing the oil all over it. lmao... anyways... Ill just stop here.

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^coming from the guy who just told us about peeing on his girlfriend! :rofl:

ive tried it!it was great, until i had to take a shower!!!!that shits hard to get off and feels disgusting!!!!definately fun tho!

its all psychological, its all psychological, its all psychological, and click your heels and get a boner... if you even think about it, you start to pressure yourself. You know what really helps, is astroglide. Get that brand in particular. It helps circulation when you rub it in, plus it makes it feel better. Also, if its a psychological thing, keep some baby oil in your room and rub it all over her body as part of foreplay.. that should get your mind off the "issue" long enough to get wood and get the 2 person party going. Plus.. oiling up the booty... BIG TIME thumbs up on that. Have you ever done that? Its awesome when its shiny, plus it feels so good rubbing the oil all over it. lmao... anyways... Ill just stop here.

yea i know.. its prolly just because i put too much pressure on myself now. When i'm drunk i always have that thought in the back of my head, like you better not fuck me over tonight dick.

I don't mind getting a little buzzed. It's much easier to have sex when the girl is shit drunk cause she don't know any better. My kind of girl :D

My poor friend once had a girl one night who was so drunk she didn't even remember! :eek: That's a little extreme.

i second that, i banged this girl on our first date, and when i talked to her in the morning, so asked what happened lastnight!!!!!i did offer her a ride home that night, but she said she wanted to stay, then told me to f the shit out of her!(she said, thats what u want isnt it?)who would say no! i always had that psycological problem 2. the only time i didnt was when i was too drunk to even think!!!then it worked fine! also, now that im familier to my problem, i just explain, and have the girl give me a massage. usually if u get it out in the open they understand and try to make u confortable.(hey, its better than totally failing and it works!)they always think its cause im not attracted to them which makes them embarassed. so just let her make u confortable, and u will succeed everytime!

It must be an RX-7 thing ;)

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my ex used to get so drunk she wouldnt remember the previous night. It was cool because she always got real brave sexually when she was like that. But then when she wasnt drunk, she was more reserved, and I didnt like that sex as much.

About having the girl give you a massage... that definitely would help. Try that gotti. And if shes cool like that, have her rub your stuff with astroglide for a few minutes. That right there is fail proof. (I dont know how you would ask her to do that though).

But to me... this is why I'd rather have a girlfriend. You get more sex with less effort, and there is no pressure when its just you and your girl. And if you do for some reason have an issue with your girl some time, she will understand and be accomodating to your needs. Plus you don't have to wonder if the she has STDs every time you get laid, and you don't have to worry about the uncomfortable next morning, or pretending that you actually wanna talk to each other again.

I know its fun getting drunk and busting a mack though, I cant deny that. But I prefer knowing Im gonna get some without having to be Don Juan every night.

agreed! :iagree:

why is a thread about limp dicks (sorry, forgive me) have a "tsunami relief" link at the bottom, surely there'd be a link to some kind of sexual health thingy (i'm honestly not trying to insult you) that would be more useful, but please do donate aid to the victims, maybe women like a charitable man...

I'm getting links for superchargers, which is propably more appropriate for Gotti's limp equipment :lol:



j/k mate :icon16:

^^^ easy with the jokes... like i said its never limp just soft. An that only happens when i'm drunk... when i'm sober every single girl i've bin with has said i'm the best fuck they ever had cause i can go as long as i want. Thats why i got so many booty calls and i'm so cocky lol :smokin:

Thats why this drunk thing is pissin me off... cause i'm the best a girls ever had when i'm sober, i can fuk their brains out for 1/2 hour or honestly 3 hours it doesnt matter cause i can control when i bust. But when i'm drunk, the equipments on low battery or somethin

LOL, low battery...get some rechargable ones then

THIS THREAD:

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LOL, low battery...get some rechargable ones then

you got a charger i could borrow?

Im sorry, mines a Li-Ion that recharges internally.....umm maybe Radioshack might have it





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theres a product called "Prosticharger" you stick your thing in that for a while and voila. Just make sure not to get any of the prosticharger fluids on your sensitive area, as it could cause inflammation, bumps, itchiness, puss....

The problem is, most chicks are only horny after some drinks. Most people in this forum although they would be reluctant to admit, only get sex if they are pissed or the more importantly if the chick there with is pissed.

My advice? drink less, snort more?

if one drug fails move to the next! haha

But seriously, Its a mental thing, just think of good sex that you've had in the past and hopefully you will be able to salute the flag in the future.

I can't agree that I have gotten laid more when the girl was drunk. Big falsity there. I agree that the precentage ratio of "girl drunk : girl puts out" is higher than "girl sober : girl puts out", but if you are only getting laid with drunk girls, there is a problem. I would actually feel bad.

But... when Im drunk, and out to mack, theres a pretty good chance of sex. I'm always more willing to cross the lines and spit out some smooth shit. I have to agree that when I'm drunk, I have major increases in game spitting abilities.

But if you simply CANT get a girl to go home with you if she isnt drunk, then I still feel bad for you.

So, if you hook up with drunk girls so you can get laid, doesn't that make it date-rape?

you just gotta play it like stiffler from american pie 2..."yes, you may be intoxicated but are you sure your willing to engauge in consentual(sp?).

hehe

So, if you hook up with drunk girls so you can get laid, doesn't that make it date-rape?
Only if you spiked her drink. Say with a "date rape" pill, or if she didnt know she was drinking alcohol, and you spiked her drink until she passed out, then yeah.

But if you meet her at a bar, flirt all night, and take her home drunk and she has sex with you, then no.

Only if you spiked her drink. Say with a "date rape" pill, or if she didnt know she was drinking alcohol, and you spiked her drink until she passed out, then yeah.

But if you meet her at a bar, flirt all night, and take her home drunk and she has sex with you, then no.

You may wish to check out the laws ;)

You don't need to actually drug the girl, if you get her drunk to a point where she is unable to resist sexual advances, it's still rape.

Also, a girl can say yes and halfway through the act change her mind and say no, from that point out, if she verbally says 'no' and you don't stop, it's rape.

but if they like sex, and go to the bar to get laid, they wont stop. alot of girls go to get laid. if a girl ever said stop, id stop right away. im not a rapist. i was with this girl at my house party one time and she pulled me into a room. we lock the door(mind u were cocked!)start makin out and she grabs my shit.so of course im gonna try to get laid at that point. we start doin it and she stopped after a little while and said she didnt want to anymore. i said fine and we got dressed and went into the party again. we dated for a little while then broke up. is that rape??????if a girl is willing to put herself in that situation where she doent know what shes doing, shes not a bright girl. i agree there are rapists and perverts out there, but just cause u had drunk sex, doesnt make u a rapist.

What if I say no and she doesn't climb off?

What if I say no and she doesn't climb off?

The laws work both ways.

and what if I was too drunk to notice she was too drunk to resist me? And what if she's an adult who is responsible for her own actions? What if I was too drunk to resist having sex with a girl that couldnt resist me? Any halfway decent lawyer would win that case. Im not worried about that ever happening to me.

The laws work both ways.


haha yeeeeah right.... step back into reality :screwy:

lol.... agreed.