Episode III: A Tragic Evening!

I'm sure many of you viewers have had this happen. Stay tuned, you'll see what I mean.

We find our Hero on a casual date as his alter ego mild mannered Chris, or what seemed to be casual. Things had been going smoothly, but then a bump in the road set things off track. Soon enough, the date had ended on bad terms. Let's just say his "date" said something in particular to Chris' personality. And it didn't end pretty :banghead: .

Chris returned to his car, frustrated, and hurt :crying: ,but with a turn of the ignition he became what we've come to know as our Hero CivRacer! :sunglasse But our Hero was determined to get this quarrel off his chest. A good gallop on our Hero's local trails could cure his troubles and pain.

Thus our Hero came along the path known as State St. The night was brisk and young. The calming sounds of 50 Cent were enough to put our Hero in the mood :grinno: . But as our Hero galloped freely he was abruptly stopped by the horrid Red Light. A foe that has always seemed to haunt Civ. Again and again his foe persisted him. Civ could not get past this foe. Finally, Civ had gone beyond the point of frustration :angryfire and blew past his foes next attack.

Thus his foe narked on him, and before our Hero knew what was going on the local sheriff had him pulled over :banghead: (again). But the sheriff noticed that our Hero was indeed a law abiding citizen and released him. And then once again, his foe the Red Light came back to antagonize him. Thus in the process to make things worse, an old rival of ricers came back to mock our Hero *. Civ tried desperately to ignore the stupidity of his rivals, but with no luck, their stupidity was too much for him.

Feeling as though he had already been defeated, things couldn't seem to get worse. Then a message was given to him by phone. A text is it? An apology possibly, no. Nothing more than a few 4 letter words made by the wench he took out earlier in the evening. :disappoin . She just couldn't leave our Hero in peace.

Our Hero finally decided to journey home to his castle where he knew he would get some sort of comfort. But first, a stop at Wendy's. Ah yes, they have always treated him right. Two Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, and some nuggets with a medium Sprite. Hopefully this could possibly brighten up our Heros' evening. Nope, Wendy's must've been in on the plot against Civ as well. Messed up my order. Our Hero returned home, exhausted, bruised and beaten. He turned the ignition, and returned to his alter ego. Upon going inside his castle, Chris stumbled upon his steps and bruised his shin :swear: . Chris then took a minute to lay there and ease the pain. Thus this had to be one of our Heros' most tragic nights. *Ring, Ring, Ring*. The wench again :disappoin . Chris ignores the call, and goes inside his castle. Defeated.

WHAT TRIALS WILL FACE OUR HERO IN THE FUTURE? TUNE IN NEXT WEEKEND TO FIND OUT!

A bad night indeed. The wench is still calling, but I'd rather not deal with her. Enjoy! L8...

(*Thread: Ricer, Ricer, Ricer=Kill, Kill, Kill)

Sounds like you had a tough night...keep your chin up.

Yeah, it wasn't exactly my night of glory. But I always keep the chin up. Just another "episode" to keep the ratings up. L8...

Hero? I think of you as more of the antagonist than anything... :tongue:


Whenever i need to get out and clear my head though i dont usually race i just take a nice cruise on the interstate, i know what you mean though. :bigthumb:

I think this would belong in the stress relief section if you weren't a regular (which are exceptions to the rule), but a good story none the less. It was a good update but I hope our hero blows of steam by riding his galiant steed :iceslolan

uh...huh....

I dont think I was expecting anything of this sort when I first clicked this thread. Alot of it left me thinking wtf....


Even worse, im on my edge for the next episode!

Civ, didnt you say you lived in P town?

poor civ racer, don't worry things will get better.

at least you found some races... it's dead out here.


also, 4 letter words? Love? Hope?

aww man that sucks. But you know what makes a true hero? True heros cant be kept down, they always rise to the top.

them hoes ain't worth it...

poor civ racer, don't worry things will get better.
at least you found some races... it's dead out here.
also, 4 letter words? Love? Hope?

Damn loser, I can't believe your sh*t, F@ck you, etc...

Civ, didnt you say you lived in P town?

Nah, I live in S-ville (not Smallville :) , but Springville sadly :rolleyes: )

Just basically a shitty night that I felt like bitching about. But all in the matter I thought I would make it someone comical if you get what I mean :biggrin:. I take my ups and downs as they come. But mostly I just make a joke about it all. I don't take life too seriously, but just decide to have fun with it and know that I will get over it in a timely manner. For any guy you always know that you can atleast rely on your boys. Thanks for the support :smile: , L8...

Damn loser, I can't believe your sh*t, F@ck you, etc.....

Oh jeez, stupid women... don't let em pay you any mind my friend. they come and go, but the civ lasts forever :) just ignore her and put your time and your money where it will be very appreciated.... under the hood of the civ.

for the civ racer shall race again!

*sorry, had to say that*

Just kill the wench already. In the end you'll save money by not having all those used up minutes on your cell phone.

Less minutes = More money = Faster car

:sleep: I’m not TRYING to be an asshole, but maybe you should give up on this “story” stuff.

I’m more interested in what the bitch said to piss you off!

well i for one like the stories... keep up the good work civ

Just kill the wench already. In the end you'll save money by not having all those used up minutes on your cell phone.

Less minutes = More money = Faster car


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well i for one like the stories... keep up the good work civ

I dunno. Fairy tales are for, well, fairies..















Just playin with ya Civ, much love.

Those smileys annoy me.

And won't you get like... fucked if you get another ticket?
Or did they resolve that?

anyhow, nice story

That whole deal is completely taken care of. I was able to take a few traffics classes, and drop those ticket points. Everything is all in good order now. Otherwise I wouldn't be driving right now. But I've toned things down dramatically for myself. L8...