Phone Call From Daddy
tim1950
02-18-2005, 07:46 PM
.....((((RING)))).
...**Pick Up**.
.."Hello?".
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?". "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank". After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank"..
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now".
.....Brief Pause.
."Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
driveway". "Okay Daddy, just a minute". A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy". ."And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!". "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?". "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit bottom of the pool. I think he's dead".
.***Long Pause***.
.***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039 ?????
...**Pick Up**.
.."Hello?".
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?". "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank". After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank"..
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now".
.....Brief Pause.
."Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
driveway". "Okay Daddy, just a minute". A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy". ."And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!". "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?". "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit bottom of the pool. I think he's dead".
.***Long Pause***.
.***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039 ?????
clawhammer
02-18-2005, 07:59 PM
I saw that ending coming. Good joke though
The_Fuzz19
02-18-2005, 08:13 PM
:lol2:
Classic. I love jokes like that.
Classic. I love jokes like that.
numbknutz
02-18-2005, 08:32 PM
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Andydg
02-18-2005, 08:36 PM
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He called the wrong house...
That was a good one that really made me laugh out loud. :lol: :lol: :lol:
He called the wrong house...
That was a good one that really made me laugh out loud. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Damien
02-18-2005, 08:49 PM
Wow...that was awesome! :lol: :lol:
BP2K2Max
02-18-2005, 09:00 PM
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fitting screen name you got there numb-nuts
fitting screen name you got there numb-nuts
crayzayjay
02-18-2005, 09:04 PM
Joke - funny
Above comment - :lol2:
Above comment - :lol2:
Andydg
02-18-2005, 09:38 PM
fitting screen name you got there numb-nuts
That was almost as funny as the joke. :lol:
That was almost as funny as the joke. :lol:
ThatRoundHeadedKid
02-18-2005, 10:14 PM
:lol: awesome joke. but the way I caught it was that he was like" swimming pool? is this yada yada #" as if he wanted to cover it up and make like he's a random caller when he aint.
KaotiKCamaro5
02-19-2005, 01:36 AM
lol.. funniest joke i have heard in awhile.
Raz_Kaz
02-19-2005, 02:27 AM
Good one
HogieGT-R
02-19-2005, 03:08 AM
ROFL!!!!!!:lol::lol:
FormulaLT1
02-19-2005, 03:20 AM
Bahahahahahaha :lol2:, That was great
Oz
02-19-2005, 05:38 AM
Welcome to pre-history. Still, :lol:.
imtheoneandonlyD
02-20-2005, 11:47 PM
hehe, nice joke. Actually kinda laughed out loud.
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