Learn to F*king drive!

AHHHH DAMNIT!!! I am so sick of these old ass redneck small town bastards in their freaking huge cars that drive soo damn slow. I just a little while ago moved to Aiken, SC and for those of you who dont know it is the capitol of the shittiest drivers in the world (except for L.A.) I swear every single person in this town is at least 80 years old and drives a huge buick that cant go over 30 mph. I live about 10 miles from the university here, it has been taking me 30 minutes to get to the damn school from where I live. This isnt exactly a huge town either. 90% of the people who live here drive UNDER the speed limit, and most of the roads are 2 lane so I cant pass the bastards. That is until now. I have reached the edge of my sanity. I now have been passing people when I shouldnt be, like with a solid line and cars not to far off in the other lane coming towards me. I have also started going the wrong way on one way streets when there are no cars coming just to get around some traffic. When I actually get on some major road that is 4 lanes I consider the speed limit optional, besides South Carolina is so broke that only about 1 in 10 cop cars actually have a radar gun and I have a radar detector anyway.

Another thing that pisses me off, if your driving under the speed limit, ex. 35 in a 45 zone, and I get on your ass...do not ever start tapping your brakes. Someone did that to me a couple days ago in their minivan so I dropped it into 2nd, sped in front of them, cut them off about 2 inches infront of their car got a little distance between me and them, then I pulled into a gas station for some cigarettes. The bastard has the balls to pull into the gas station and get out of his car and walk up to me as I am walking out of the store and tell me that next time I get behind him he "will make sure the front of my car eats his ass" So I told him if he ever does that shit in front of me again I will rip his eyes out and skull fuck him, got in the car and left (It was a jackass 30ish year old redneck) He started yelling some shit at me so I let out the loudest exhaust note my car has ever let out and sped off coming about 2 inches away from him. But seriously you should have seen this guy, it was like an even more inbred joe dirt.

You shoulda got in front of him and went 15. Either way, props on the skullfucking comeback.

That's not necessairly soo bad. If 90% of people drive below the limit, that means that you must have few cops, and even fewer speed traps. Then starting at about 9pm when all the old people have gone to bed, you can go out and have some fun.

AHHHH DAMNIT!!! I am so sick of these old ass redneck small town bastards in their freaking huge cars that drive soo damn slow. I just a little while ago moved to Aiken, SC and for those of you who dont know it is the capitol of the shittiest drivers in the world (except for L.A.) I swear every single person in this town is at least 80 years old and drives a huge buick that cant go over 30 mph. I live about 10 miles from the university here, it has been taking me 30 minutes to get to the damn school from where I live. This isnt exactly a huge town either. 90% of the people who live here drive UNDER the speed limit, and most of the roads are 2 lane so I cant pass the bastards. That is until now. I have reached the edge of my sanity. I now have been passing people when I shouldnt be, like with a solid line and cars not to far off in the other lane coming towards me. I have also started going the wrong way on one way streets when there are no cars coming just to get around some traffic. When I actually get on some major road that is 4 lanes I consider the speed limit optional, besides South Carolina is so broke that only about 1 in 10 cop cars actually have a radar gun and I have a radar detector anyway.

Another thing that pisses me off, if your driving under the speed limit, ex. 35 in a 45 zone, and I get on your ass...do not ever start tapping your brakes. Someone did that to me a couple days ago in their minivan so I dropped it into 2nd, sped in front of them, cut them off about 2 inches infront of their car got a little distance between me and them, then I pulled into a gas station for some cigarettes. The bastard has the balls to pull into the gas station and get out of his car and walk up to me as I am walking out of the store and tell me that next time I get behind him he "will make sure the front of my car eats his ass" So I told him if he ever does that shit in front of me again I will rip his eyes out and skull fuck him, got in the car and left (It was a jackass 30ish year old redneck) He started yelling some shit at me so I let out the loudest exhaust note my car has ever let out and sped off coming about 2 inches away from him. But seriously you should have seen this guy, it was like an even more inbred joe dirt.
You need to chill the fuck out :screwy:

Im starting to get the impression people are forgetting or never learned how to operate a Motor vehicle... Here in MA, People from out of state call us Massholes due to the way we drive.. Im not perfect but I feel like everytime I go out on the road Im a fucking target.. I swear people are smoking crack before they get behind the wheel. LMAO at the Skull fuck comment too.. :icon16:
-Jimmy

Im starting to get the impression people are forgetting or never learned how to operate a Motor vehicle... Here in MA, People from out of state call us Massholes due to the way we drive.. Im not perfect but I feel like everytime I go out on the road Im a fucking target.. I swear people are smoking crack before they get behind the wheel. LMAO at the Skull fuck comment too.. :icon16:
-Jimmy
Power to the Massholes. I for one have nearly been killed by many going 30 ft. Which is why I drive a big car.
And great job telling the redneck off, you can always threaten to give him French fries and wine instead of his beer, that might work also..

My name is Hogie and I am a Masshole.....I tailgate, cut people off, speed, and i don't allow people to get in front of me. I will speed up to 60 in a 30 to keep somebody from passing me up. when people inch out to turn onto the main road, i speed up to make sure they don't pull out in front of me. when i get behind a slow driver, i hit them with my high beams.....and this is all while driving a little corolla....

My name is Hogie and I am a Masshole.....I tailgate, cut people off, speed, and i don't allow people to get in front of me. I will speed up to 60 in a 30 to keep somebody from passing me up. when people inch out to turn onto the main road, i speed up to make sure they don't pull out in front of me. when i get behind a slow driver, i hit them with my high beams.....and this is all while driving a little corolla....

You're the kind of driver that really pisses me off !!!

If you keep driving like that, I will not shead a tear when you get in an accident. I can not stand it when people think they own the road, and put everyone around them in danger, when they get behind the wheel. By driving up my a$$, you are not going to get me to go any faster. I drive approx. 10-15 over the limit and I will intentionaly slow down to the "speed limit". If you are in that big of a hurry to get wherever you need to go, pass me !!!

Driving is a privledge, NOT a right !!!

My name is Hogie and I am a Masshole.....I tailgate, cut people off, speed, and i don't allow people to get in front of me. I will speed up to 60 in a 30 to keep somebody from passing me up. when people inch out to turn onto the main road, i speed up to make sure they don't pull out in front of me. when i get behind a slow driver, i hit them with my high beams.....and this is all while driving a little corolla....
I hope you're not serious.

Came withing two inches huh :disappoin Miscalculate and you'll be spending time in jail and lose what little you have. Jay is right. Chill out before someone gets hurt because of your impatience.













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I hope you're not serious.

No, he is. Everyone in Mass drives the same way. It's like a big Mad Max game everytime you hit the road (ESPECIALLY on 95). You get used to it. Adapt or perish.

No, he is. Everyone in Mass drives the same way. It's like a big Mad Max game everytime you hit the road (ESPECIALLY on 95). You get used to it. Adapt or perish.

Not everyone, I for one am not a masshole. But in genneral most do drive that bady. Its also a lot like carmageddon driving on 95, or 128 which is worse. During rush hour its doing 75 with 2 inches infrton and 2 inches behind you before you hit a car. If you try to leave space someone will cut in.

No, he is. Everyone in Mass drives the same way. It's like a big Mad Max game everytime you hit the road (ESPECIALLY on 95). You get used to it. Adapt or perish.

:iagree:

I went on a vacation to Boston and the drivers there are digusting. I was sitting at a red light, waiting to turn left, and some idiot behind me was honking their horn for me to go.

Hello, it was a red light !!

If you want to kill yourself, by all means go around me. Probably didn't help much that I had Ontario, Canada plates on the car.

I have to agree... Boston and New York have some of the worst drivers I've ever seen. I've learned to just let assholes who cant be patient just pass you.. I absolutely hate tailgaters!! You know someone is following too close when you can't see their car over your tailgate.. Most times I will just keep the same speed or slow down a tad bit and give the brakes a slight tap to flash my lights at them. I worked with the Stoneham P.D. for 3 years as an Aux. officer, Ive seen some pretty stupid things during Traffic Stops. The worst thing MA has done is allow motorist to travel in the breakdown lane during rush hour, now when entering the highway you need to merge with 2 lanes of on-coming traffic instead of just one...
-Jimmy

AHHHH DAMNIT!!! I am so sick of these old ass redneck small town bastards in their freaking huge cars that drive soo damn slow. I just a little while ago moved to Aiken, SC and for those of you who dont know it is the capitol of the shittiest drivers in the world (except for L.A.) I swear every single person in this town is at least 80 years old and drives a huge buick that cant go over 30 mph. I live about 10 miles from the university here, it has been taking me 30 minutes to get to the damn school from where I live. This isnt exactly a huge town either. 90% of the people who live here drive UNDER the speed limit, and most of the roads are 2 lane so I cant pass the bastards. That is until now. I have reached the edge of my sanity. I now have been passing people when I shouldnt be, like with a solid line and cars not to far off in the other lane coming towards me. I have also started going the wrong way on one way streets when there are no cars coming just to get around some traffic. When I actually get on some major road that is 4 lanes I consider the speed limit optional, besides South Carolina is so broke that only about 1 in 10 cop cars actually have a radar gun and I have a radar detector anyway.

Another thing that pisses me off, if your driving under the speed limit, ex. 35 in a 45 zone, and I get on your ass...do not ever start tapping your brakes. Someone did that to me a couple days ago in their minivan so I dropped it into 2nd, sped in front of them, cut them off about 2 inches infront of their car got a little distance between me and them, then I pulled into a gas station for some cigarettes. The bastard has the balls to pull into the gas station and get out of his car and walk up to me as I am walking out of the store and tell me that next time I get behind him he "will make sure the front of my car eats his ass" So I told him if he ever does that shit in front of me again I will rip his eyes out and skull fuck him, got in the car and left (It was a jackass 30ish year old redneck) He started yelling some shit at me so I let out the loudest exhaust note my car has ever let out and sped off coming about 2 inches away from him. But seriously you should have seen this guy, it was like an even more inbred joe dirt.


Please relax. You're going to kill yourself or someone else.

Thinking ahead, since it's a small town, it won't take long for word to spread about your driving. So either the police will have their way with you, or a group of locals with axe handles will.

Think about what you said -- you just moved there, and to me, obviously from an urban, fast paced place. You have to realize that SC is different than wherever it was you just moved from. The pace of life is slower, people take their time, and life is unhurried. Appreciate it; go with the flow.

I work off of the highway, and when I was passing a truck, while i was doing 5 above the speed limit, I had an old lady get RIGHT on my ass just three hours ago. I got pissed and on an impulse, slammed the brakes and dumped down to 60 from 75, figuring the lady would slow. She was a foot from my f'ing bumper doing 75!! for no reason. I'm next to a fucking truck, what do you want me to do, switch lanes?! She got PISSED. I just kicked it and drove next to the truck until my exit. She came FLYING past me, i just had hand in the air, flipping her off. She gave me this bigass glare, then saw me flipping her off and her jaw just dropped. her husband was pissed.

use music or something,
music usually calms me when i'm driving

I say, go ahead and pass people, but try to do it calmly. If they are all going to continuously drive slow and stupidly, then you can't let yourself be continuously mad. Just realize that... well, I gotta pass this guy... oh, gotta pass this guy too. Oh well. If they wanna drive 35 in a 45, then yeah, screw them, but don't let it get you mad.

Please relax. You're going to kill yourself or someone else.

Thinking ahead, since it's a small town, it won't take long for word to spread about your driving. So either the police will have their way with you, or a group of locals with axe handles will.

Think about what you said -- you just moved there, and to me, obviously from an urban, fast paced place. You have to realize that SC is different than wherever it was you just moved from. The pace of life is slower, people take their time, and life is unhurried. Appreciate it; go with the flow.


About the killing someone thing....i havent thought about that, I like the way you think! j/k

Actually I moved from a town that was about exactly the same population. Even my dad who moved from that town about 3 years ago said that no one here can drive, and the damn city is making it even harder on us people who can drive by putting things like roundabouts and one way streets in. First of all the whole idea behind a round about is exactly like it sounds, you drive aROUND and get off when you need to get off, people here dont understand that when you are in the main lane you dont have to stop to turn out of the round about, you just keep going thats what makes them so great. In the one way streets if you are turning left and make it past the first red light but get caught at the second one you can still turn left as long as you yield, people dont understand that you cant do this if you are going straight. I have seen so many near misses and fender benders from people who think hmm...red means go right?

Also today I was actually fairly calm driving. I was going down a 2 lane back road where the speed limit was 55 and there were two cars in front of me, one right in front of me, and another about 10 or so car legnths in front of them. So it the solid line breaks and I decide to pass the first car, I get beside them and start to move back into the right lane when the bastard in front of me slams on his brakes! The only way I could avoid hitting him was by swerving back into the left lane to pass him. Then after that he was flashing his lights at me like that was going to do some good. But I managed to let it go...next time...im gonna have a bucket of golf balls ready and im going to dump them out of my sunroof....muhahahahahaha!

You think it's bad in a big vehicle... I ASSURE YOU that riding a bike is MUCH more dangerous and frustrating.

Also today I was actually fairly calm driving. I was going down a 2 lane back road where the speed limit was 55 and there were two cars in front of me, one right in front of me, and another about 10 or so car legnths in front of them. So it the solid line breaks and I decide to pass the first car, I get beside them and start to move back into the right lane when the bastard in front of me slams on his brakes! The only way I could avoid hitting him was by swerving back into the left lane to pass him. Then after that he was flashing his lights at me like that was going to do some good. But I managed to let it go...next time...im gonna have a bucket of golf balls ready and im going to dump them out of my sunroof....muhahahahahaha!
You sound like a very pleasant individual.

thats gotta be fuckin annoying. Why would someone slam on the brakes, then flash their lights at you for passing them? What a masshole. And whoever it is that drives that corolla... why would drive like that? That is so stupid. "I speed up when I see someone about to pull out in front of me"... dont you realize why you shouldnt do that?

1) because its dangerous
2) because youre only doing it to be a jerk.

asshole.

People are always going to drive stupid. Some people just dont belong driving. Delivering pizza for a job i see them all the time. Amazing how someone can turn the wrong way onto a street without knowing it. Esspecially when the road (4 lanes) has a divider and they still go onto the wrong side. HOW?!?!?!