That's Why He's Pissed
Raz_Kaz
02-15-2005, 07:08 PM
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we
were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in
the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the
customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy
son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a
lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when
they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window.
And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when
the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet
is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose
right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we
were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in
the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the
customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy
son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a
lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when
they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window.
And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was when
the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet
is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose
right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw
that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
ThatRoundHeadedKid
02-15-2005, 07:19 PM
:lol: awesome one.......
MasterChief1724
02-15-2005, 07:20 PM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :rofl:
Mkay
Mkay
Damien
02-15-2005, 07:41 PM
Wow....haven't heard that joke in the longest time!!! Nice! :D :lol:
Oz
02-15-2005, 07:42 PM
:lol:
SniperX13
02-15-2005, 07:53 PM
bout time you started posting funnies up again Raz!
chacal
02-15-2005, 09:13 PM
:lol:
93rollaracer
02-15-2005, 09:21 PM
bout time you started posting funnies up again Raz!
Somebody has to save us from tonio...good job Raz.
Somebody has to save us from tonio...good job Raz.
WickedNYCowboy
02-15-2005, 09:36 PM
LMFAO. That would totally happen to me. Provided I were able to pick up a hot chick.
dirtydx
02-15-2005, 09:42 PM
hahahah.. but there must be a hefty pile of trash directly out his window.
dugie6551
02-16-2005, 09:56 AM
:lol: hehehe !!!
HogieGT-R
02-16-2005, 10:31 AM
man that's fucked up!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
andy2005
02-16-2005, 03:38 PM
Thats a good one. :)
andy2005
02-16-2005, 03:38 PM
Thats a good one. :)
alfonso2501
02-16-2005, 05:31 PM
:lol: Funny!
Ridenour
02-20-2005, 12:23 PM
LMAO - very original
GritMaster
02-20-2005, 03:25 PM
That was awesome :D
v10_viper
02-20-2005, 05:45 PM
That is a damn good joke, although I find that quote in MasterChief1724 even funnier, about the revovling door..
Btw, kick ass picture 93rollaracer, Godsmack rules.
Btw, kick ass picture 93rollaracer, Godsmack rules.
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