need some help. hillbilly acting a fool

ok I have been having problems with my fucked up, compulsive lier, hill billy, old ass neighbor and his dog. His dog has been comming in my yard killin my chickens and barking at me like he owns the place. I asked my neighbor to put the dog up. He tells me that his dog aint no problem and that I am the problem. We live in the country in the woods, there aint no kind of leash or fence law out here. Well yesterday I was raking up the leaves in my yard, my kids were in the house(door open) watching cartoons, when I look up and I see the ass end of that dog going in my front door. I dropped the rake and hauled ass in my home, I told the dog to get out of my house. When the dog turned around she lunged at me teeth bared and tried to bite me. I reached out on my front deck and got my splitting maul and wacked the dog. She ran in my kitchen and tried to bite me again, I hit the bitch like 6 times, still she would not get out or go down. So I grabed a can of oven cleaner and sprayed it in her eyes, and I finaly got the dog out of my home. I think the dog may be blind now. My kids seen the hole thing. I feel terrable about that. Well, I call him and told him what had happened. He says that it was my fault that the dog tried to bite me cuz I wacked her. I guess he seen his dog cuz he called back and said that if anything else happens to his dog he would put me down. This man is psycho. I called the cops and they said that they wont do anything unless actual harm has been done. How fucked up is that

ouch, oven cleaner in the eyes... ooooo man that makes my eyes sting just thinking about it

plus you should have taken the dog down, if its trying to bite you, then it may start going after your kids. Just hope its blind so it cant do anything now

yes but how, I dont own a gun. I smacked it like 6 times with a splittin maul and it still did not go down

do u have fence? put up some barbed wire.

If the dog comes in your house again, just shoot the shit out of it.

what exactly is a splittin maul?

I suggest get one.

it is basicly an ax with a flat side and a sharp side. I use it to split my fire wood

Nice. I take it that dog must be pretty big.

she is pit and great dane. yeah big dog

did you hit it with the sharp side? Even if you did hit it with the blunt side it should have dazed him quite a bit

That's all you had to say was that it was part pit and i understood everything. By high powered paintball guns and shoot the hell out of it everytime you see it, and if that doesn't work, borrow a gun and shoot it in the head. Or just run it over next time you see it out in the road, or set up a bear trap between your property and your neighbors, it will think twice about coming around after that.

I think the flat side hit it. not sure. it was in the heat of the moment. there was blood on mt floor and carpet

If you happen to have a compound bow, or know someone who does, if it's got the proper silencing spiders on the string, all you should hear is a dull twang, a dull thud, and a brief howl. Bury the body in a field somewhere away from where you live at night, and claim you don't know what happened. After all, you guys live in the woods...

get a tazer!zap the f'er!!!!!!

what kind of puss are you (or what kind of maul do you have) you smoke a dog 6 times and he keeps snapping. tell the kids go to their room or just football the dog to the porch and before gets a chance to jump back up split his head with the maul like hes the stump of a blackjack with a knot in the side.

and wtf. you live in the woods own chickens and dont have a gun?






j/k but truthfully, the dogs gotta go. and if you have to go to wal-mart and buy a daisy pellet gun (might i suggest the camo with 4x scope) and at least put the dogs eyes out permanately..............:shakehead:oven cleaner :shakehead:

If you happen to have a compound bow, or know someone who does, if it's got the proper silencing spiders on the string, all you should hear is a dull twang, a dull thud, and a brief howl. Bury the body in a field somewhere away from where you live at night, and claim you don't know what happened. After all, you guys live in the woods...
have you ever shot a dog with a compound??? it was september a few years back and im slingin some arrows before opening day when i hear a dog knock over my trash can :angryfire: bows in my hand. its a easy 50 yds so i flick one his way and catch him in the chest. the arrow goes 3/4 of the way through him and pins him to my rubbermaid trash can. he sounded like a bottle rocket going off in your ear and he was 50 yards away. i thought id do him a favor and shoot him again and put another arrow in his chest and it just amplified his howls. so i had to go inside unlock my cabinet and dig out shells and put a bullet in the dog to shut it up.
not a pretty sight

Sounds like the dog is a danger. Tell the police that it came into your house, attacked you and may have gone for the kids, you had to use the maul to defend yourself and them. Show them the blood spots. Tell them that harm has already been done, that you've lost chickens and the other man owes for that.

Tell the neighbor you'll shoot his dog if it comes back on your property. Shotgun with rock salt won't kill it, but will likely teach it not to come around. After 2-3 times with the rock salt and it doesn't learn, use some buck shot.

Follow the three s's..........SHOOT......SHOVEL.......SHUTUP!!!!!!! !

have you ever shot a dog with a compound??? it was september a few years back and im slingin some arrows before opening day when i hear a dog knock over my trash can :angryfire: bows in my hand. its a easy 50 yds so i flick one his way and catch him in the chest. the arrow goes 3/4 of the way through him and pins him to my rubbermaid trash can. he sounded like a bottle rocket going off in your ear and he was 50 yards away. i thought id do him a favor and shoot him again and put another arrow in his chest and it just amplified his howls. so i had to go inside unlock my cabinet and dig out shells and put a bullet in the dog to shut it up.

So you were shooting your arrows when a random dog knocks over your trash can, you decide to shoot it? WTF? Maybe i'm missing something.

But yeah, my neighobors dog always comes on my property, I just throw fireworks out at her, normally scares here off.

have you ever shot a dog with a compound??? it was september a few years back and im slingin some arrows before opening day when i hear a dog knock over my trash can :angryfire: bows in my hand. its a easy 50 yds so i flick one his way and catch him in the chest. the arrow goes 3/4 of the way through him and pins him to my rubbermaid trash can. he sounded like a bottle rocket going off in your ear and he was 50 yards away. i thought id do him a favor and shoot him again and put another arrow in his chest and it just amplified his howls. so i had to go inside unlock my cabinet and dig out shells and put a bullet in the dog to shut it up.
not a pretty sight

That is a horrible story. You should burn in hell. If I ever felt like saying that to your face though, I guess I would stay over 50 yards away. That is awful.


As for.. I forget who started the thread, but for you... I agree with calling the cops back, and tell them the whole story.. tell them it lunged at your kids, and you had to fight to save their lives. I say, kill the dog if at all possible. Hopefully it is blind. And that man sounds crazy, kill him too. no dont do that :grinno:.. I would try to move. Dont set up a bear trap in your yard lol...

have you ever shot a dog with a compound??? it was september a few years back and im slingin some arrows before opening day when i hear a dog knock over my trash can :angryfire: bows in my hand. its a easy 50 yds so i flick one his way and catch him in the chest. the arrow goes 3/4 of the way through him and pins him to my rubbermaid trash can. he sounded like a bottle rocket going off in your ear and he was 50 yards away. i thought id do him a favor and shoot him again and put another arrow in his chest and it just amplified his howls. so i had to go inside unlock my cabinet and dig out shells and put a bullet in the dog to shut it up. not a pretty sight

Pretty huge reaction to kill a dog for turning over your trash. No comparison to a dog that kills your animals, goes into your house and attacks you.

You guys didnt get the whole story but if you want it. wether i mentioned or not i live in a very rural area. it is the most common place in the county for people to dump off their unwanted dogs. they usually run in packs and terrorize small pets and trash cans alike. being in a rural area you usually only get trash picked up about twice a month so in a large household it piles up quick. if on your lucky trash day any trash is unbagged or on the ground they will completely ignore your cans. if you have ever had to pick up a months worth of garbage spread across your front lawn then you may not that stray dogs are not on the top of my most beloved animals list. many things have been tried to no avail, including trash bins, chaining cans together, chaining lids shut, etc...etc...
steel traps have even been placed to capture the dog but their is no animal shelter or dog pound that will pick up a stray dog out here. the only time anyone responded was a county deputy and he just shot the dog and suggested the same.

SO...now that you have a little more of the story, this wasnt just some random dog. it was a habitual problem animal that my paintball gun, pellet gun, or light shotgun wouldnt take care of.

So yes i shot a fuckin dog.......

Get a paintball gun. Paint the hell out of that dog and maybe it'll back off.

theres a dog in yo house! Whatchu Gon DO??? ACT A FOOL!!

Try the "doggie treat" method: soak some small chunks of bread in anti-freeze then carefully wrap them in hamburger or bulk sausage to form large meat-balls. Place them on your property near where the dog crosses to your side.
Doggy enjoys the treats, then dies a miserable death.

what kind of puss are you (or what kind of maul do you have) you smoke a dog 6 times and he keeps snapping. tell the kids go to their room or just football the dog to the porch and before gets a chance to jump back up split his head with the maul like hes the stump of a blackjack with a knot in the side.

and wtf. you live in the woods own chickens and dont have a gun?






j/k but truthfully, the dogs gotta go. and if you have to go to wal-mart and buy a daisy pellet gun (might i suggest the camo with 4x scope) and at least put the dogs eyes out permanately..............:shakehead:oven cleaner :shakehead:



no I am not a puss. my kids were right there, I did not want to warp there minds. my kids are everything to me. My daughter was yelling at me the hole time to stop. and she was calling me a meanie. I got the dog out and had to clean blood out of a white carpet. as far as not having a gun, you here about them children getting there parents wepons and killing themselves or someone else. I dont want my kids to get a hold of a gun period. I dont want one in my home. but I did talk to my husband yesterday about getting a shot gun for this very reason. we got out income tax the other day, so I probaly will if he lets me. I did call the cops and they said that they cant do a thing unless someone gets hurt