eek, help, sexual problem!
enve
02-15-2005, 02:47 PM
soo... My girlfriend wont give me head because she gets sick when she does it, she claims she doesnt know why she gets sick, but she doesnt mind giving head if she didnt get sick when she did it. Any idea's on how to make her "not sick?"
pnoiSR20
02-15-2005, 02:51 PM
make her chew gum
TapouT
02-15-2005, 02:55 PM
Shower?
karmacae
02-15-2005, 03:00 PM
Shower?
:lol2:
sorry,
:lol2:
sorry,
TapouT
02-15-2005, 03:05 PM
Thats a pretty interesting situation thou. She doesn't know why she gets sick when she gives head but she likes giving head.
want a supra
02-15-2005, 03:17 PM
Maybe you need to clean that stink out that might be making her sick? (you the under sack region)
j/k :evillol:
j/k :evillol:
ghostrx7
02-15-2005, 05:26 PM
tell her that she dont have to deepthroat it, it probably makes her gag. the tip is what feels good anyway. also try a little 69 action while laying next to each other, then ur stick will be sittin there while ur eatin her out. tell her she can just lick it and play with it till shes confortable, but she'll probably go for it cause shes excited. my girlfriend is the same way(or ex girlfriend that i f@ck)and it takes a learnin! if that dont work, get her drunk!
Oz
02-15-2005, 05:32 PM
Let her come up for air occasionally. I had a similar problem until I learned to breathe through my ears.
Gotti
02-15-2005, 06:31 PM
Let her come up for air occasionally. I had a similar problem until I learned to breathe through my ears.
nah, jus tell her to use her nose! :lol:
nah, jus tell her to use her nose! :lol:
enve
02-15-2005, 08:56 PM
lol, she has never given me head for this reason, i mean, the sex is GREAT, but still, would like some head here there
numbknutz
02-15-2005, 09:15 PM
After you shower, why'nt try a dab of marmalade on the end of the little bugger?
-Jayson-
02-16-2005, 01:18 AM
do you shave it all? Dont tell me the answer to that. Cause i know when im down on my GF and shes been a little to busy to shave, the hair kinda makes me sick i guess. Its not like vomit sick, but i def dont like it, and if i get a hair in my mouth, yuck!
Fully_Sick
02-16-2005, 10:46 AM
maybe toothpicks arent her thing?
j.k
haha dude just tell your girlfriend to get with the times and give you head, what is she a mormon? just tell her your gonna find someone else that can sexually please you
j.k
haha dude just tell your girlfriend to get with the times and give you head, what is she a mormon? just tell her your gonna find someone else that can sexually please you
enve
02-16-2005, 11:57 AM
Wow, she hasn't given me head for the fact she gets sick from previous boyfriends, i do shave, and i do wash my self! please no asswhole or immature responses, trying to fix this problem :)
kornflakes28546
02-16-2005, 12:10 PM
im confused... does she get sick when she swallows your stuff or just because she has the weird lookin thing in her mouth?
Ridenour
02-16-2005, 05:53 PM
Shave your balls - the hair holds humidity and heat / stench = could be making her feel sick. If you shave em and keep em clean shaven, and don't take a hot shower right before cause it'll make your package hotter = make her feel sicker. Take a cold shower if anything. But I would deffinately try shaving them.
ghostrx7
02-16-2005, 06:00 PM
break out the weed wacker!!!!! :iagree:
Oz
02-16-2005, 06:12 PM
Look on the bright side. You're not getting head because it makes her sick. I'm not getting head because my girlfriend is a bitch. :)
Fully_Sick
02-17-2005, 04:15 AM
ask her what her favorite topping is for a sandwich, then put in on your nob.
-Davo
02-17-2005, 04:56 AM
soo... My girlfriend wont give me head because she gets sick when she does it, she claims she doesnt know why she gets sick, but she doesnt mind giving head if she didnt get sick when she did it. Any idea's on how to make her "not sick?"
My girlfriend isn't even interested in sex, consider your self lucky buddy.
My girlfriend isn't even interested in sex, consider your self lucky buddy.
RickwithaTbird
02-18-2005, 01:46 AM
Let her come up for air occasionally. I had a similar problem until I learned to breathe through my ears.
holy shit OZ, I had no idea!!! lol...
man, if she hasnt even given you head once because of her ex's balls were too stinky, then tell her to stop comparing you to them, and just give it a shot. Or maybe she's just lying, and hates to give head. Just don't eat her out unless shes returning the favor. FIGHT THE URGE!!
holy shit OZ, I had no idea!!! lol...
man, if she hasnt even given you head once because of her ex's balls were too stinky, then tell her to stop comparing you to them, and just give it a shot. Or maybe she's just lying, and hates to give head. Just don't eat her out unless shes returning the favor. FIGHT THE URGE!!
ghostrx7
02-21-2005, 03:28 PM
i dont know bout u guys but i like my daily supply of vitamin p!!!!!!!even if she isnt hungry for a protien shake!!!!!lol :lol2: :lol: :naughty:
eversio11
02-21-2005, 09:27 PM
i dont know bout u guys but i like my daily supply of vitamin p!!!!!!!even if she isnt hungry for a protien shake!!!!!lol :lol2: :lol: :naughty:
I have no fucking clue what you just said
I have no fucking clue what you just said
uranium235powered
02-21-2005, 09:43 PM
I have no fucking clue what you just said
Me neither.
Me neither.
ghostrx7
02-22-2005, 09:30 AM
for those not down with the lingo!lol vitamin pus@y and protien shake(that milky substance that comes out of.......)just one of those dudes that loves eatin the pus@y!
eversio11
02-22-2005, 04:26 PM
lingo? sorry I'm not fluent in 'retard'.
look, we all know you've never gotten any sexual favors before in your life.
well, maybe from some trashy 16 year old
look, we all know you've never gotten any sexual favors before in your life.
well, maybe from some trashy 16 year old
ghostrx7
02-22-2005, 05:12 PM
ur moms only sixteen?i never knew!
lol means joke, sorry to offend u. :crying:
lol means joke, sorry to offend u. :crying:
Ridenour
02-22-2005, 08:28 PM
LOL did anybody else besides me see the "related links"?? If they show up on yours, they're funnier then hell. They're for pubic hair-shaving supplies and stuff! :)
carlos80
02-22-2005, 08:37 PM
if you give her great head she'll make the sacrifice to give it to you. try some Halls cough drops before you go down there they make the clit extra sensitive but don't go for the kill as soon as your down there(work around it) that stuff can make it too sensitive and it'll hurt her
ThatRoundHeadedKid
02-24-2005, 09:54 AM
Maybe she just doesn't like it.
RickwithaTbird
02-25-2005, 01:53 AM
How did you guys not know what ghostrx7 was talking about? then you call him retarded? pbbt.. anyways.. I caught it right away man.
About that though.. if she knows she doesnt have to go downtown for you to eat out with her, then whats the reason for her to leave the house? Ya know what I mean ghost? Maybe your chick doesnt give you that issue, but for someone who's chick won't do the deed..... naw mean?
I love the vitamin P too man, theres nothin like smooth thighs pressed against your cheeks (I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!), but if she doesnt like beef quesadillas, then why eat her taco? Hold out on the mexican for a while until she gets an appetite.
But if she still doesnt come around after a few months, she never will, and at that point you have to take your vitamins again.
(I hope yall speak "retard" now)
About that though.. if she knows she doesnt have to go downtown for you to eat out with her, then whats the reason for her to leave the house? Ya know what I mean ghost? Maybe your chick doesnt give you that issue, but for someone who's chick won't do the deed..... naw mean?
I love the vitamin P too man, theres nothin like smooth thighs pressed against your cheeks (I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!), but if she doesnt like beef quesadillas, then why eat her taco? Hold out on the mexican for a while until she gets an appetite.
But if she still doesnt come around after a few months, she never will, and at that point you have to take your vitamins again.
(I hope yall speak "retard" now)
fredjacksonsan
02-25-2005, 12:27 PM
Shit, just ASK her why she's getting sick whether it's gag, hair, smell or whatever. When she tells you, then fix whatever it is....
ghostrx7
02-25-2005, 02:48 PM
rickwitabird- he didnt understand cause he obviously dont get pus*y. anyway, the girl im with now when i met her said she doesnt give head and thats that. i laughed it off and new id get her to change her mind eventually. she doesnt do it on a daily basis, but i also dont do her in the azs on a daily basis either!lol. always good to have somethin in reserve!i actually get enjoyment by hearing her scream, havin a orgasm, and squirming like a freak! she does return the favor occasionally, but its my choice to eat tacos for dinner, and if i didnt do it to her, shed still be satisfied and not care. my girls are very blessed!!! :naughty:
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