HOLY CRAP it's V day!

Sorry about the off topic thread but this is an emergency! My wife showed me my Vday gift earlier today, and guess who forgot! I know she showed it to me today as a non agressive way of reminding me that I'm a dumb @$$ for always forgetting crap like this. She wouldn't let me unwrap it because (I know) she wants me to speculate and stress about what's inside so I'll get her something better then what I think she got me.

Anyway, there's still time to save my @$$, but I want to know what all you out there in computerland would recommend as a gift? I was thinking maybe a nice set of 16" Kosei K1's, or maybe a MIG welder(?). Hmmm... But, she'll probably see right through those gifts, so maybe I should just stick with my original idea of a nice card with an oil change coupon inside.

BTW, what she got me is about 12" square and 2" thick. It's VERY heavy, doesn't rattle, and doesn't smell like chocolate.

hmm...maybe a huge chunk of steel? is that what she got you? anyway, i got my girlfriend an engraved locket that i STILL need to put pictures in (i dont know where to find any pictures) but it's all good :) i'll find something to put in there :D

CRAP it was chocolate! A big 'ol hunk of it!

So I saved the packaging and wrapped her gift in it. She got DVDs of her favorite TV show (Sex and the City), she was very happy and was glad that it really wasn't another big 'ol hunk-o-chocolate!