Technical support problem

Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 3pm, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware. I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2003. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and WhingeExcel. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my GT4 hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money files before uninstalling itself. Any help on this matter would be most gratefully received.

Regards Nialusa

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That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Bravo

John

haha, i read that years ago, still halarious though.

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nice one :grinyes:

Mkay

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LOL...teh funny

Just put mistress 2003 on your laptop.

Response;
Dear Nialusa,
We are sorry to hear of your problems. We reccomend our newest release Divorce 2.0 This may solve most of your problems. However, we ask that you first move all of your money files to a safe site offline, as well as Asset Manager 1.1, this will help prevent those files from being destroyed or overwritten. Once you have done this, we suggest you take a break and then consider trying either of our new software slated for release soon, Russian Bride 1.0 or Asian Bride 1.0 These programs currently in Beta testing are found to respond better to your commands,will "serve" your needs more reliably, will not freeze up, and are less likely to get corrupted.
Kindest regards,
Technical Support

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hehe, nice one.

Dear Technical Support

I tried Divorce 2.0 without much success, a huge download time made this impracticle, even with the FastLawyer 9.3 add on. It also seems that wife 1.0 has password protected the money & income files and will not allow the download of assetmanager 1.1. I Also heard that both Russia Bride 1.0 & Asian Bride 1.0 have numerous bugs in there systems and are likely to infect my hardwear with many hard to irradicate virus`s including Crabs4.2 and Thrush2.1 and may even lead to wife2.0, for which I dont carry enough memory. For the time being I will try to add wife1.0 to the "hidden" file until such times I can use a suitable ad-ware program like Chocolates2.4 or Hawaii1.1.
Thank you for your help

Nialusa.

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brilliant thread :lol:

great responses :rofl:

Alternate response from Technical Support:
Dear Nialusa, We are informing you about problems that have been reported to us concerning the program Wife 1.0 We are in the process of issuing a "sevice pack 2" to clear up some of these threats and problems. In the meantime we reccomend you not to "use" Wife 1.0 , do not play any "games", and most of all do not click on "Control Panel> Add/Remove Programs> Wife 1.0." Try as you might, you cannot delete this program from memory as it has hidden files that re-install the program on your computer after an attempt to get rid of it. The best spyware/adware program we offer, "Boyfriend 0.0" cannot even handle this program. Once "service pack 2" is available , we will notify you.This download should take care of issues, and problems, and make Wife 1.0 more controllable on your part.
Thank you- Technical Support

Alternate response to Tech support alternate response - (this could go on for a while :grinno: :grinno: :grinno: )

Dear Technical support

Thank you for informing me on the problems of wife1.0, unfortunately the errors occured with the program almost imediately after instaling the required honeymoon1.3 back up files. I think wife1.0 came with a built in error which I have tracked down to a PMT2.5EXE program which seems to be on perminantly even though I was assured by the Welcome pack that this would only opperate on a monthly basis and only for short "periods".
You suggested not using wife1.0, could you please tell me how to turn off the "auto run" on this program as it seems to be erratic in its application, becomming particulaly invasive during football1.1 and beer8.2.
The pre-installed "games" package has already been deleted by wife1.0 along with anyother usefull programs that the wife1.0 program deemed unacceptable the only ones that seems to run are "nosex4.1" and "turnthatcrapoff7.1"
Please send service pack2 asap, service pack 1.4.1 worked for a few months and made wife1.0 run smoothly for a while, even allowing the running of the ironing4.5 but got deleted from the wife1.0 memory quite quickly after I tried running lapdancer2.3.
Thanks in Advance
Nialusa

Try this program called Colt verison 45 to solve all of your problems.
How to use:
Run Colt verison 45 software and select program Wife 1.0 to destroy, then run disposeofinsmallpieces.exe to clean up any left over files from Wife 1.0. If Wife 1.0 ending has caused you to come down with the virus Depression.exe run program CaptainMorgan.exe along with weed.exe if all else fails run Colt verison 45 on the hard drive.

- Kevin

Dear Nialusa,

We regret to hear about the situation. We would like to know if you tried Mistress 2003 on your laptop? If not, just bounce that idea around a little bit. Wife 1.0 should not operate under PMT2.5EXE for a long period, we recommend inspecting your floppy disk. As for nosex4.1, that has been known to crash a few hard drives. It is very difficult to get rid of nosex4.1, but we have found that diamonds1.1CT or newcar05 are both very effective for a short term fix. They are difficult to get, but worth the hard time. Plus they virtually install themselves. If these programs can not fix your specific problems, we are working on a new program, divorce3.8 in a bundle package with restrainingorder10.4. There is a drawing for the buyers of that bundle, and the winner gets custody3.8. I hope you win that. If not you will be required to pay for childsupport3.65. I hope this information has helped. If you have any more questions, feel free to ask.

Tech Support