The 2004 AF awards! The Award Show!! Sticky Pls

*the lights shine!* It is time for the 2004 Automotive forums awards in the Street Racing forum! I am your host, Underground Killah. Today we will award the deserving for all their accomplishments (or lack thereof)

The first award will be the forum Idiot award.

As the host, i have great news for burnt rice! yOU WIN!
*burnt rice's toyota echo is seen from the distance. a tv screen appears. "i wasn't able to make it to accept this award, because i've been banned from Af. I mean, come on, have a sense of humor! Turbo 18psi on stock internals could happen!!!"

The next award will be the Most consecutive days without an actual street racing story. The votes have been counted, and the winner is Street Racer 00. * Street Racer takes his time in recieving his award.*

The next award will be the most enthusiastic racer but with no money and no car for it. The winner is Cassie!
*ching ching!* the bicycle can be seen blocks away. Cassie is peddling as hard as he can to make it in time. "can i sell this award for some money to get a car?"
*me* hahahaha what a funny man...

Now, the best sleeper in AF goes to Redneck.
*the lights dim*... only his headlights can be seen.
"thanks..." Before he can leave i nudge him "you may want to just stay up here for a little while... sit in the corner or something..."

Now, the next award is The most unique car in AF. It goes to Uranium 235 Powered.

The most money spent on a car in AF goes to Igor. No one told me exactly how much was spent, but it's got to be alot to outdo jeckyl and Hyde...

The least amount of money spent on a car in AF (aka, the cheap ass award) goes to Me! underground Killah. I feel very honored, and kind of embarrised to be accepting this award....

The biggest street racing loser in AF goes to - sivic 02.
We can see he still hasn't made it... he must be racing someone again... we'll check back on him later.

The biggest street racing Winner in Af goes to redneck! *redneck wakes up from sitting in the corner* while i'm at it, redneck also won the most progress made on car award, the best story teller award, the best muscle head kill, and the best prevention of a ricer fly by.
he also wins the bigges award whore award as well for winning the most awards!
Now redneck you may leave.
*redneck* but i have no where else to go!!!!

The best bracket racer in af goes to Chevy Truck 92. Congrats!

The best revenge race in af goes to Civ Racer 95 for his vengence on a kia. *civ racer runs up to get the award, trips on redneck and falls. "i won something! Thank God i Won something!"

Civ racer also won the favorite signature, for the civic+turbo = thumbs up. Hopefully one day you'll get that turbo civ.

The biggest liar award for proficiency in BS goes to Detroid muscle. Detroit Muscle is beside Burntrice in the echo. "man, we gotta get in there!" *burnt rice* i know... but until we can come up with a turbo echo with stock internals handling 18psi of boost... we're just kinda screwed"

The coolest newbie award goes to me! underground killa... wait... noo... it didn't... dammit. it actually goes to saab9kturbo... lucky bastard... when will anyone call me cool!? WHEN!?!?!?

The best kill in a sedan goes to Jeffs gtp sleeper. Congrats Jeff in having a faster sedan than me... for now...

The best kill in a coupe award goes to young vr4.

The best kill in a pickup goes to slow process, which is quite the contrary because thats a fast truck.

The best ricer kill was a tie between me, underground killah (vs the dodge neon) and carnutt... so i'll hand it to him.... like a good host.

The best close call with the police goes to jayson. *the camera focuses on a jail cell. "She told me she was 18!" well.. we'll just have to give it to him in a good 8-10.

the best ticket goes to Jeckyl and Hyde. Keep on breaking the law my friend... lol

the coolest import car goes to young vr4.

the coolest domestic car goes to mr. louis

the coolest domestic truck goes to slow process

the fastest car goes to hypsi87

the fastest car in mexico goes to ZGringo (which was unable to make it because of the agreement we had with the american government and mexico.... we have him via webcam.
"thanks so much for this great honor. I know i'm the only choice for this, but it still lets me know that i'm loved here"

the best death goes to hyde. Congrats on loosing... lol. just kidding, it takes some balls to go up against what you did buddy.


well that's it for this year... wait... what's that?

we have one last award.

*the door bangs open... it's burntrice and detroit muscle!*

"*out of breath* i told you we'd prove it! Here it is! the Turbo Echo with 18psi!!!

Everyone looks in disbelief.

"See! let us have the award now!"

We pop the hood.

http://www.majinarmy.com/images/ech.jpg (pic)

With great laughter i must award you, burntrice and Detroit Muscle with the Type R Award! you've earned it!
http://www.majinarmy.com/images/assclown.jpg

Have a great year and hopefully if i'm not banned by this, you'll see me next year with the 05 awards!

Thanks for everyone who voted and have a fast and a very furious year!!!!

Woot, that was quick!

lol ... THAT was worth reading. :)
Nice write up ... you win the "Best Presentation of a Presentation Award" :D

What ticket did I get that won? The Corolla or the apexing the traffic circle in front of the cop in the turbo Sprint? ... if you guys meet me in person, I'll tell you about the last ticket I did not receive in Hyde ;)

I guess getting my ass handed to me by an 8 second Corvette was worth it :D

BEST THREAD EVER! :smokin:

I love the pic of the ricer lol, it looks soooo much like every ricer out there!

Damn, I straight sweeped the awards... awesome.

Thanks. :-D

I'd like to thank... my credit cards for allowing me to be in debt so I could build a kewl car... yay for credit.

**Z28Josh crying in the upper deck, very back row**

What about me!? :crying:



There's got to be an award for a guy like me!?

Wow. I hardly ever show up anymore, and I still get an award?

I miss my anti-rice...:(

*tears in eyes*

Wow. I hardly ever show up anymore, and I still get an award?

I miss my anti-rice...:(

*tears in eyes*

There there big fella, dont worry we can get sloshed together at the awards banquet....





And while passed out his award will be mine....:sly:

I'd like to start out by thanking all the people that decided NOT to race me...without their lack of support, I would have never been able to recieve this much esteemed award...I'd also like to thank my car for having 4 doors and being a dull silver, as to not attract any attention to ricers or others looking for a race...thank you, thank you all!

That was Awesome Underground Killah...well written and entertaining! You should write sketches for MAD TV or SNL or something...

The most money spent on a car in AF goes to Igor. No one told me exactly how much was spent, but it's got to be alot to outdo jeckyl and Hyde...
Damn, I wanna know the totals. Be hard to beat me out after this swap.

the coolest domestic car goes to mr. louis

I wanna thank my wallet, my garage, god, my parents, the salesman, and everyone that voted. :lol:

Oh, and by the way, it is LUOS. :icon16:

Aww you mean you didnt give me the "Bigest dumbass for bashing FWD including the SRT-4 name and then saying that z28's easily run 13's and then being owned by my dodge ignoance for the fact that FWD SRT-4's run 13's no problem" award? :nutkick: damn it. wait that was in '05. to this years awards.... :cheers:

Friggen Awsome thread.
:jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy :jump3: :worshippy

The best bracket racer in af goes to Chevy Truck 92. Congrats!


Awesome! Thanks everybody for voting! I can't wait for the season to get started so I get to post some stories! I hope I can pick up where I left off (win, 3rd place)!

Underground_Killah, well "hosted" award show! You win the Coolest Host award!

Thanks to all for the votes! Even though you are my fans, really I'm yours. To all my fans :smooch: .

Second, I'd like to thank myself. Cause without me, this wouldn't be possible :biggrin: . Ahhhh yes, I'd like to thank my bud Jose's younger brother, if hadn't beat me in the first place, Revenge never would have been possible. Thank you.

Thirdly, My Civic. Without it, there wouldn't be such great stories to tell all. I'll be shooting for best Story Teller next year Red, so watch out. Better stories to come. And who knows, this year, I just may get that turbo I've been wishing for :thumbsup:

Finally, I'd like to say thanks to Underground Killah. Without him coming up with such a brilliant idea, this wouldn't be possible. Your the man Killah.

*CivRacer turns around and hands killah a $20 for the awards he recieved*

Thank you once again to all my fans. Your all just so beautiful to me :wave: . L8...

This was the most worthwhile thread I have read in AF history. Btw, I actually won all of the awards (including best import and best domestic :) ), But I figured my l33tness was unfair, so I chose the winners. Good job guys

I want you to all know I'm taking swimming lessions, so next year maybe I'll be able to make it. Taco's for everyone.

what about the best 0wner award :(

Hands down :worshippy > CivRacer95 :biggrin: L8...

[QUOTE=CivRacer95]

*CivRacer turns around and hands killah a $20 for the awards he recieved*

QUOTE]

i'm waiting by my paypal account..... i don't see the 20 dollars! :)

so mods... any chance the winners may get their title under their name? *by choice that is*

Us mods don't have that power... you gotta talk to Iggy about that.

eh well it's up to iggy, i thought it would be cool though...

So who is interested in making this a real get together & show for 2005?

This was an awesome idea ... let's push the envelope :D

Wow i dont know what to say, i won! Ive worked so hard driving recklessly and speeding on public roads. Its nice to see a goal come together so well. First id like to thank the Wayne Country Sherifs office for not caring enough to pull me over, without them i might have ended up with best ticket. Id also like to thank all the people who put in the time to race a cavalier in the first place. Id like to thank my credit card company for giving me the opportunity to put a SC on my car. My parents for. . .uhh nm. Gordon Chevrolet for selling me the car in the first place. Matick Chevrolet for installing the sc for me. Shell gas station for selling great vpower 93 octane gas. My gf for having me drive her home down a road that always as street races on a friday night. Id also like to thank her for not being there cause i couldnt have done it with her. Id also like to thank all the other people i raced with that i didnt have a close call with, i know they were trying hard. Id like to thank you guys for listening and reading my story, you give me determination to break the law. Id like to thank the Taylor police station for never watching the road they own and always sitting in the same spots. Id like to thank the Wendys that i had to hide behind for a few mins while preying the cop wouldnt come back. Id like to thank Ford for making the Mustang GT that i was able to race to get this esteemed award. Id also like to thank all the little people i had to step on to get here.

ZZZ zzzZZz ZZ z ZZZ zzZzzZ
*crickets chirping*

Thank you everyone and good night

*everyone wakes up and applauds but they dont know why cause they have all been sleeping*

The next award will be the most enthusiastic racer but with no money and no car for it. The winner is Cassie!
*ching ching!* the bicycle can be seen blocks away. Cassie is peddling as hard as he can to make it in time. "can i sell this award for some money to get a car?"
*me* hahahaha what a funny man...


YES!!!!

I'd like to thank:

-BMW for making a car whose base bolt on mods cost almost as much as some high end mods for other cars
-My friends who know where all the races are
-Boredom. If it weren't for boredom, I would have never gone cruising that one fatefull night two years ago in my moms car, and gotten in the first race
-The Fast and The Furious serries of movies. One, in all honesty, they got me into racing, and two, they influence all teh ricers out there
-My massive music collection with my near 15gigs of 'Racing Music'
-All the little people I crushed to get where I am today
-Jim Carry for saying "All the little people I crushed to get where I am today" on the show 'In living Color'
-The IRS...becuase once i get my tax returns, I should finally have enough to get the intake without worrying about breaking my bank.
-You guys for encouraging me to continuely break the law (who needs enemies with friends like you, lol! J/K)

And um...whoever else.

Where's my award? :( Did it get lost in the mail? Just like all my birthday and christmas cards I KNOW my family mailed out. :(



PS: I demand a recount :(

So who is interested in making this a real get together & show for 2005?

This was an awesome idea ... let's push the envelope :D
i'd be for it if it's in the south east...

Well, I like the "east" part :)

As long as its in Texas or MO, then I'm cool with it.

I would sure like to think I at least got some votes for best sleeper. :p

So who is interested in making this a real get together & show for 2005?

This was an awesome idea ... let's push the envelope :D

That would be pretty cool. Be kinda hard to get her done though. Maybe if we could meet at a racetrack somewhere.

Why not meet in the middle, what's the absolute middle part of this country? Anyone?

Why not meet in the middle, what's the absolute middle part of this country? Anyone?

Pennsylvania :D

Missiouri. Fulton Missouri. Not really, thats just where I go to school, and being the self centered 20 year old college student I am, of course I think you should all come to me. I am God after all...as well as invincible (and will be so for about 10 more months, January 2nd, 2006-I'm the big two one...no longer invincible). In reality, the geographic center of the contiguous (lower) 48 states is about four miles west of Lebanon, Kansas, at 98°35' West 39°50' North.

In reality, the geographic center of the contiguous (lower) 48 states is about four miles west of Lebanon, Kansas, at 98°35' West 39°50' North.

Then that's where we need to meet

Awesome! Lets do this!

Wouldn't it make more sense to figure out where the center of "us" is, not the center of the U.S? :)

i feel left out i didnt win anythin... o0o well next time..

congtratz to every 1..

dont worrie you guys are still my frineds..

Didn't youngvr4 try and organize several AF meets for a video...how did that one turn out?

me and tat had a af meet.. lol 2 members strong.. at least we had fun races...
1

whats wrong with me, i'm just now seeing the results :banghead: :banghead:

hey i got 2 awards(only cause i threatend the newbs to vote for me or else :evillol: )

Wouldn't it make more sense to figure out where the center of "us" is, not the center of the U.S? :)

Well...we have mebers that live in Texas, Washington (State and DC), New York, Florida, California...I think that is, ironicaly, the center of 'us'. And I'm not going to Pensylvania, I dont trust states that were started by the Dutchman!

Good ol' Chicago Il!
And thats my final answer.

Good ol' Chicago Il!
And thats my final answer.


You always were teh weakest link!


:lol:

Mexico.....Women...beer..women...racing...women... warm..did I say women?

Don't forget New England!

alabama?!? cmon...


or atlanta?!?

Mexico.....Women...beer..women...racing...women... warm..did I say women?

Yeah...I live in Texas...Its like Mexico, but we speak english...well, for the most part at least. I've always wanted to do SoCal, hit the 101 and what not. I say we either do somewhere in the bumblef*ck midwest (long ass, wide open, no cops) or Cali...

I'm alittle partial to having it in Cali myself.. :p

But I'd almost be willing to travel... depending on the time of year, and distance.

WTF. I didn't any awards. What about most mods done at one time????? I went from bone stock, to where I am now in like one month???? It's not fair. I'm not apreciated :crying:

But anyways, I agree with cali. We never have anything to do out here. Plus me and Red are out here.

Why not Vegas. After the awards shows, we can hit the strip clubs and do some gambling afterwards to celebrate. And for those youngn's too bad. You can just go home. L8...

Ughh, why west coast? I bet there are more people on the east coast, screw everyone in between I say! NYC is the center of America so lets have it there lol (this is totaly impartial since I don't live in NY and would have to drive through 4 states to get to the city)... then again my ex is down there so we'd have to avoid NYU lol.

Maryland. Theres a hotel right near our dragstrip. We could race until the drag strip closed...then rent a banquet hall at the hotel and throw our huge party.

Ughh, why west coast? I bet there are more people on the east coast, screw everyone in between I say! NYC is the center of America so lets have it there lol (this is totaly impartial since I don't live in NY and would have to drive through 4 states to get to the city)... then again my ex is down there so we'd have to avoid NYU lol.

Bite me! :icon16:

I like the idea of Colorado or Kansas. Not too far for me plus I have a bunch of friends in Colorado. I just don't want to drive a long ass way.

Well, let's pull all the names here inside a hat.*Shuffle, Shuffle*

(Civ reaches inside to draw out a name)

Hey, whatya know. Looks like Utah is our place :biggrin: . What are the odds.

*Civ drops the hat and everyone notices they all say Utah*

Well shit, how did that happen :thinkerg: . Well it's time for my best trick of the night. I will now disappear, then reappear, and disappear, and reappear again. Watch :newburn: . Tada! L8...

Ughh, why west coast? I bet there are more people on the east coast, screw everyone in between I say! NYC is the center of America so lets have it there lol (this is totaly impartial since I don't live in NY and would have to drive through 4 states to get to the city)... then again my ex is down there so we'd have to avoid NYU lol.


Cause, statistically there are more members based in Souther California on AF than any other place in the world. Reason #1 why the Server was moved to SoCal.

To ease up on the majority of the population.

That's right, we get our AF before you do... it's cause we're badass like that. :sunglasse

how come cali plates almost always start with a 4?

Cause, statistically there are more members based in Souther California on AF than any other place in the world. Reason #1 why the Server was moved to SoCal.

To ease up on the majority of the population.

That's right, we get our AF before you do... it's cause we're badass like that. :sunglasse

Well LA DE DA!!! Ain't you all just special! LOL.

... Never noticed that... Mine starts with a 3.

mine starts with a 2