Revenge Time
Steel
03-17-2002, 01:57 PM
Alright. I just found out that after my motorcycle accident last year when i plipped in in the school parking lot, after i had pulled it back up to its kickstand, someone had the fucking nerve to knock it over with thier truck. THAT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF!!:mad: :mad: :angryfire: Now after i find out who it is, im thinking 3 things.
1. Sugar down the gastank
2. Slashed Tires
3. missing lugnuts
or all of the above? Im so ripshit amd rightnow i cant even think. You do not pull that shit on someones bike and not expect to get payback. Ask any fucking biker. Now don't tell me not to do any of those things cause i am planning one one, unless someones got a more evil idea.
I really want to try the lugnut one, so i can watch them pull out and watch their wheels fall off.:devil: :devil:
1. Sugar down the gastank
2. Slashed Tires
3. missing lugnuts
or all of the above? Im so ripshit amd rightnow i cant even think. You do not pull that shit on someones bike and not expect to get payback. Ask any fucking biker. Now don't tell me not to do any of those things cause i am planning one one, unless someones got a more evil idea.
I really want to try the lugnut one, so i can watch them pull out and watch their wheels fall off.:devil: :devil:
89ssgti
03-17-2002, 02:02 PM
any one of them could be costly and dangerous.
I don't think revenge is good and I find that attacking ones vehicule is really low.But if you really got to do something to his truck I'd go for:
1.remove the valves from his tires
2.write something on the sides and maybe do some drawings on the sides and top with shaving cream.That'll burn the paint and even when he washes it up,it will show up because the paint won't be the same under:devil:
I don't think revenge is good and I find that attacking ones vehicule is really low.But if you really got to do something to his truck I'd go for:
1.remove the valves from his tires
2.write something on the sides and maybe do some drawings on the sides and top with shaving cream.That'll burn the paint and even when he washes it up,it will show up because the paint won't be the same under:devil:
Steel
03-17-2002, 02:04 PM
He attacked my vehile first, remeber, after it already had an accident. Maybe not sugar, but nice fine sand in the gastank is always nice.:devil:
89ssgti
03-17-2002, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Steel
He attacked my vehile first, remeber, after it already had an accident. Maybe not sugar, but nice fine sand in the gastank is always nice.:devil:
sand in the oil is better,coupled with sugar in the tank:devil:
He attacked my vehile first, remeber, after it already had an accident. Maybe not sugar, but nice fine sand in the gastank is always nice.:devil:
sand in the oil is better,coupled with sugar in the tank:devil:
kris
03-17-2002, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Steel
He attacked my vehile first, remeber, after it already had an accident. Maybe not sugar, but nice fine sand in the gastank is always nice.:devil:
How do you know he did it on purpose?
But hey, two wrongs always make a right. Right?
He attacked my vehile first, remeber, after it already had an accident. Maybe not sugar, but nice fine sand in the gastank is always nice.:devil:
How do you know he did it on purpose?
But hey, two wrongs always make a right. Right?
taranaki
03-17-2002, 03:05 PM
Be a man about it.Find the guy and bail him up about it.If he's an asshole, knock him down on his ass.SNEAK ATTACKS ON HIS TRUCK WON'T TEACH HIM ANYTHING.
YellowMaranello
03-17-2002, 03:19 PM
You could take off the tires, put 3 of them on his hood, and take the fourth one and all the lug nuts. If your really feeling pissed you could take all the air out too.
Steel
03-17-2002, 06:56 PM
I know he did it on purpose cause a friend of mine saw it. I dont think its an accident when you creep up to the side of a bike, push it over then back away and leave laughing. I wanna sneak attack his truck, cause i havnt known who did that to my bike for the longest time, now its his turn. Jerk deserves it. If he didnt want his truck to get tooled, he shouldnt have tooled my bike. Simple as that. Eye for an eye, i say. Ok, if i want true eye for an eye, ill just smash both his right blinkers, bend up the right side of his sterring wheel, bang up his echaust pipe and put a nice BIG hole in his oil pan, huh? would that be better?
Gonthrax
03-17-2002, 07:19 PM
First off, sorry about your bike bro :( I had some harley rider push over my bike once but I had skid pegs on so It didn't hurt anything.
I don't know what to say about what to do about it, I called the guy out and made him look like an ass in the middle of a club.
I don't know what to say about what to do about it, I called the guy out and made him look like an ass in the middle of a club.
Neutrino
03-18-2002, 02:15 AM
I would go with sugar in the tank or something in the exaust that is not visible.
My point is do something to his car that he cannot see and he has to take pains to find out what it is like go to the mecanic to fix it. Partially blocking the exaust would be a good ideea because he could still drive the car but it will run like crap> probabbly he will think engine problem.
Just DON'T do anything to hurt him phisically.
My point is do something to his car that he cannot see and he has to take pains to find out what it is like go to the mecanic to fix it. Partially blocking the exaust would be a good ideea because he could still drive the car but it will run like crap> probabbly he will think engine problem.
Just DON'T do anything to hurt him phisically.
87accordlx
03-18-2002, 04:33 PM
what if u crawled underneath his truck and cut his rad hose?, make sure u get a big bowl or something to catch all the coolant so he doesn't see it on the road, this could really fuck up his engine bad
scott
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error
03-19-2002, 11:58 PM
Prolly some red neck in a large f'ing ford truck with 40" tires. DO as I say, write REDNECK SHIT KICKER on the side of his truck, then superglue his locks:devil: Then procede by urinating in his gas tank:) Har har, im evil.
speediva
03-20-2002, 02:48 PM
The damage to your bike has been done. My advice is to do something that won't cause any real damage to his truck because if it comes back on you, you're beyond screwed. Make him look like the biggest dumbass in the world.
Rich
03-20-2002, 03:58 PM
Sure, maybe he dumped your bike first, but why stoop to his level?
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Make him look like the biggest dumbass in the world.
Saturn has the best idea. Make him look like a complete idiot, or somehow embarress him infront of a whole bunch of ppl. It will make you feel good, and no more property gets damaged.
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Make him look like the biggest dumbass in the world.
Saturn has the best idea. Make him look like a complete idiot, or somehow embarress him infront of a whole bunch of ppl. It will make you feel good, and no more property gets damaged.
iLLuCiv99
03-20-2002, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Neutrino
Just DON'T do anything to hurt him phisically.
lol taking off the lugs...you might not see the wheels fall off...so you wont know...OR he can be driving 80 on the highway and THEN his wheels fall off, then he can die or some wack shit like that....then IF someone see's you and rats you out...bye bye for you :rolleyes:
Just DON'T do anything to hurt him phisically.
lol taking off the lugs...you might not see the wheels fall off...so you wont know...OR he can be driving 80 on the highway and THEN his wheels fall off, then he can die or some wack shit like that....then IF someone see's you and rats you out...bye bye for you :rolleyes:
Steel
03-20-2002, 10:25 PM
problem is, being a complete dumbass is "cool" these days with the kiddos.
speediva
03-21-2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Steel
problem is, being a complete dumbass is "cool" these days with the kiddos.
No, I mean REALLY EMBARASS him.
I'm sure that if he's stupid enough to knock over your bike that he's done some other genuinely moronic things... Maybe he peed his bed until he was 15 or had an imaginary friend named "Milton." In terms of finding out things about his past, keep this enemy close. If you can find a way to majorly shut him down in public, I'm sure it'll change his tune.
problem is, being a complete dumbass is "cool" these days with the kiddos.
No, I mean REALLY EMBARASS him.
I'm sure that if he's stupid enough to knock over your bike that he's done some other genuinely moronic things... Maybe he peed his bed until he was 15 or had an imaginary friend named "Milton." In terms of finding out things about his past, keep this enemy close. If you can find a way to majorly shut him down in public, I'm sure it'll change his tune.
error
03-21-2002, 01:25 AM
Heres a good one, Loosen his muffler so when he backs up or moves the truck itll fall off:)
Oz
03-21-2002, 02:01 AM
Easy. Get out your portable drill and drill the following holes
2 x in the muffler
1 x in each header coming form the cylinder. It won't work properly, is easy to do and makes a bloody hell of a racket!!
Let me know what you choose.
2 x in the muffler
1 x in each header coming form the cylinder. It won't work properly, is easy to do and makes a bloody hell of a racket!!
Let me know what you choose.
ac427cpe
03-21-2002, 09:28 PM
take the bolts loose on his exaust (loose not out), it will cause a hell of a noise that for a good while he won't be able to figure out where it is coming from. it will make his truck rattle like shit every time he starts it, and, if he takes it to a mechanic to have it looked at, it will look like he is a complete idiot for not being able to fix it on his own. after all, all he would have to do is tighten a few bolts...
and... it won't be able to come back on you (as long as you don't get caught doing it). in some trucks and vans it just isn't put in tight enough and the rattle from starting the vehicle loosens it a little at a time each time it is started... worst case is that if the noise doesn't annoy the shit out of him, the back of the exasust will come off and have to be re-hinged.
and... it won't be able to come back on you (as long as you don't get caught doing it). in some trucks and vans it just isn't put in tight enough and the rattle from starting the vehicle loosens it a little at a time each time it is started... worst case is that if the noise doesn't annoy the shit out of him, the back of the exasust will come off and have to be re-hinged.
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