Top 30 Bumper Sticker That Should Exist
kris
03-16-2002, 03:13 PM
30- The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
29- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
28- I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
27- Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
26- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
25- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
24- I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
23- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
22- To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
21- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
20- My kid had sex with your honor student.
19- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
18- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
17- I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
16- God must love stupid people, he made so many.
15- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14- It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
13- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
12- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
11- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
10- I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
9- Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself!
8- Always remember; you're unique, just like everyone else.
7- Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
6- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
5- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
4- CAT -- The other white meat.
3- Beer -- The reason I get up each afternoon.
2- I'm out of bed and dressed -- What more do you want?
1- Remember my name -- You'll be screaming it later.
29- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
28- I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
27- Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
26- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
25- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
24- I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
23- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
22- To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
21- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
20- My kid had sex with your honor student.
19- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
18- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
17- I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
16- God must love stupid people, he made so many.
15- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14- It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
13- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
12- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
11- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
10- I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
9- Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself!
8- Always remember; you're unique, just like everyone else.
7- Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
6- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
5- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
4- CAT -- The other white meat.
3- Beer -- The reason I get up each afternoon.
2- I'm out of bed and dressed -- What more do you want?
1- Remember my name -- You'll be screaming it later.
Gonthrax
03-16-2002, 08:40 PM
Rofl, funny stuff :D
Originally posted by kbslacker
28- I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
I actually saw a bumpersticker similer to that :silly:
Originally posted by kbslacker
28- I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
I actually saw a bumpersticker similer to that :silly:
crxlvr
03-17-2002, 07:00 PM
i got some for you
Honk If Parts Fall Off
My Drop Out Beat Up Your Honor Student
When im in trouble i dont call 911, i call .357
Honk If Parts Fall Off
My Drop Out Beat Up Your Honor Student
When im in trouble i dont call 911, i call .357
89ssgti
03-17-2002, 07:23 PM
keep honking,I'm reloading:D
RazorGTR
03-18-2002, 12:19 PM
1. If you can read this I am not on boost.
2. Kill'em all let god sort em out.
3. I am not prejudice I hate everyone.
4. Would you like some nake pics of your wife?
Al of the other are great to :)
2. Kill'em all let god sort em out.
3. I am not prejudice I hate everyone.
4. Would you like some nake pics of your wife?
Al of the other are great to :)
fearless_simian
03-19-2002, 03:52 AM
My other car is a tank/broomstick
If you can read this you are within phaser range
lysdexics untie the world(dyslexics of the world unite)
If you can read this you are within phaser range
lysdexics untie the world(dyslexics of the world unite)
tazdev
03-19-2002, 06:55 AM
One I had made up for a friend with a blown engine on his GTR (Razor knows who this is)
"GO HARD, GET TOWED HOME"
"GO HARD, GET TOWED HOME"
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