Valentines Day

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Dear St. Valentine,
I say fuck you.

I hate this day with all my heart.
Flowers and candy thrown in the shopping cart.
Buy me this to prove your love!
Off to the jewelry store with a shove.
You must buy this to prove you're true.
Don't want to come off as cheap, do you?

The more you spend the more you save!
I want to put Cupid in a deep, dark grave.
Fuck that little fat cherub with a sharp stick!
I want to pound on his chest and lop off his dick!
His cute little face on all the ads,

Causing grief to many guys and dads.

Speak a week's pay on your girl;
The whole thing makes me want to hurl.
Show me love through out the year,

Words of devotion and sweet whispers in my ear.
If you can only be sweet and kind for a day,
Then fuck off and go away!


AMEN :icon16:

:lol:

:smokin: Fuck yeah!

- Kevin

lol

Someone needs to get a girlfriend

Someone needs to get a girlfriend

:iagree:

Someone needs to get a girlfriend

now thats funny.

I need a woman too........... this is funny. maybe I should read this to the girl.......

I need a woman too........... this is funny. maybe I should read this to the girl.......

i'm sure that'll work swimmingly...:uhoh:


somehow, even if i have a long relationship, i always end up being single on valentines day. even last year, i started going out with the girl in November and we ended for good in August...but we happened to take a week "break"...right smack-dab during valentine's week. good! i save my money that way. :P

LOL that's a great poem. I thought I'd throw in, just in-case anybody doesn't know, girlfriend season is officially over right now. It stops December 24th and doesn't resume till Valentine's day. lol I don't know who said that, but I find it very true.