Bubba Ho-Tep

has anyone seen it? its a comedy/horror with Bruce Campbell that came out not too long ago... definetely worth checking out, if you like the corny shit.

here's a couple quotes

JFK: He had me on the floor. He had his mouth over my asshole!
Elvis: A shiteater?
JFK: I don't think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person's body. I read about it.
Elvis: Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?

JFK: Would you like a ding-dong
Elvis looks towards JFK's crotch
JFK: Oh, I don't mean *mine*! I mean a chocolate ding-dong.
JFK: Of course mine *would* be chocolate now that I've been dyed.

JFK: I'm thinking with sand here!

JFK: Now this top line translates into, "Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers," and the bottom line, "Cleopatra does the nasty."
Elvis: Say what?
JFK: Well pretty much, that's the best I can translate it.

I just liked the part when the really old guy was chasing the mummy firing his toy guns and repeating "assholes - assholes" and then died.
The part when JFK explains that he was "dyed this color" and that he has a bag of sand in his brain was also pretty funny.

Ossie Davis (the actor who played JFK) died this morning.........


how sad.