Sex Sgnals
Raz_Kaz
02-01-2005, 07:12 PM
On their wedding night, a couple sit down and discuss the ground
rules for their marriage.
Wife- When i get home from work i will signal to you with my
hair to tell you if i want sex. If my hair is fully done up that
means i do not want sex. If my hair is partly done up that means
i may or may not want sex. If hair is completely let down that
means i want wild untamed sex. Got it?
Husband- Yes darling, these are my sex signals. If i get home
from work and have one can of beer that means i do not want sex.
If i have two cans of beer i may or may not want sex. If i have
three cans, your hair doesn't matter.
rules for their marriage.
Wife- When i get home from work i will signal to you with my
hair to tell you if i want sex. If my hair is fully done up that
means i do not want sex. If my hair is partly done up that means
i may or may not want sex. If hair is completely let down that
means i want wild untamed sex. Got it?
Husband- Yes darling, these are my sex signals. If i get home
from work and have one can of beer that means i do not want sex.
If i have two cans of beer i may or may not want sex. If i have
three cans, your hair doesn't matter.
clawhammer
02-01-2005, 07:25 PM
Haha, good one.
93rollaracer
02-01-2005, 08:01 PM
:lol2:
Oz
02-01-2005, 08:04 PM
:lol:
crayzayjay
02-01-2005, 08:09 PM
Nice one :lol:
rapstagangsta
02-02-2005, 02:11 AM
:lol:
tonioseven
02-02-2005, 08:41 AM
:lol:
fredjacksonsan
02-02-2005, 10:00 AM
hahahahahaha! Good one.
RickwithaTbird
02-02-2005, 08:09 PM
:lol:
chacal
02-02-2005, 08:29 PM
:lol2:
Muscletang
02-02-2005, 08:56 PM
:spit:
Damien
02-02-2005, 09:17 PM
Sweet...heard something like it before but thisa one is still good! :iceslolan
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