the cheat code to your heart

Plagerized from an unnamed website:

circle circle square up down 5 times
thats the cheat code that gave me an extra life
R1 L1 star is a charming spell
and up up down down left is unlimit health

but I searched all over the internet
for the cheat I need the most
I've asked all the video game message boards
if there's anyone who could post
infinite lives won't matter much
if they're bound to just fall apart
I just want the cheat code to unlock your heart

X X circle star F1 up down
gives me a great big head when the jocks come around
Right right left left star makes my sword glow red
and holding square 1 L1 kills the robots dead

but I searched all over the internet
for the cheat I need the most
I've asked all the video game message boards
if there's anyone who could post
infinite lives won't matter much
if they're bound to just fall apart
I just want the cheat code to unlock your heart

There's no bridge, but its still pretty damn funny :p