Oh God...I Feel So Utterly Crushed

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Ok, heres the scenario.

The chick Ive liked for a while wants to come to my place, make dinner with me, watch Eyes Wide Shut, and she wants my parents to be out of the house. Sounds good, yes?

I tried to make a move. Turns out she thought it was just strictly cuz we're friends. I feel like dying right now.

Opinions: Was I wrong to read into this? She cant belive that I considered this anything more than friendly, but come on, it all adds up to a night of secks at least from my (male) perspective. Advice/Opinions plz.

Sounds like a cock tease to me. She wanted to come over and the whole bit right? I guess just ask her where she stands.

What are you, 13? How in the hell is Eyes Wide Shut considered erotic?

She played up the whole "erotica" thing, I just thought it was Stanley Kubrick doing his usual shit, with nude scenes.

What are you, 13? How in the hell is Eyes Wide Shut considered erotic?
HA HA HA HA....

You either misread the situation, or she is playing games. Either way, just apologize and ask if you can hang out with her as friends. These things happen, and will continue to happen until people can read minds, so don't feel bad about it. If you think that's embarrasing wait until you try picking up chicks at bars, just remember, lower standards higher average.

Eh, you can always rape the bitch

LOL, bust out the old "let's not turn this rape into a murder" line if all else fails.

Keep making the moves, see what happens.

Hard luck jew-unit :(

Try some Jenna Jameson or Asia Carrera next time.....

You need to attend the crayzayjay school of Biffage. I'll give you an AF discount

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Ok, heres the scenario.

The chick Ive liked for a while wants to come to my place, make dinner with me, watch Eyes Wide Shut, and she wants my parents to be out of the house. Sounds good, yes?

I tried to make a move. Turns out she thought it was just strictly cuz we're friends. I feel like dying right now.

Opinions: Was I wrong to read into this? She cant belive that I considered this anything more than friendly, but come on, it all adds up to a night of secks at least from my (male) perspective. Advice/Opinions plz.


You were not wrong to think that, if she didn't tell you straight from the begining it's STRICKLY friendship, then she is at fault for having led you on the goose chase, so-to-speek.

Eh, you can always rape the bitch

You could always kill yourself,fool.

Masturbate.

Eh, you can always rape the bitch


when I said something similar to that in my 72 hours to live thread, I got bagged on for being a loser for saying that..............:wtf:









































lol.........

wow, you seem lke yove wasted alot of time on this one girl. theres this cool thing called "whores" they are found at your local high school or wal mart. pick one up today

wow, you seem lke yove wasted alot of time on this one girl. theres this cool thing called "whores" they are found at your local high school or wal mart. pick one up today

that was probably the most ignorant response i've ever read. please shut up.


derek - talk to me on MSN about this man.

why would you wanna watch a movie with a hundred naked people in it, all alone, after romanticly cooking dinner together with an opposite sex "friend".
She does sound like a cock tease. They are real, they do exist. Some girls get off on that.
Tell her "my bad, I thought it was goin there... Can we still be friends?" And then when she keeps cock teasing you, show no interest, and just be cool with not touching. She will get jealous, and then hopefully rape you. If not, then youve still got a hot chick that loves to cock tease you. Not really a problem.

wow, you seem lke yove wasted alot of time on this one girl. theres this cool thing called "whores" they are found at your local high school or wal mart. pick one up today


Wow. I agree that has to be one of the most ignorant things ive heard in awhile. Sounds like you need to learn some respect.



RickwithaTbird, blue balls is a serious issue. lol

LMAO. Funniest threads I've read in a long time.. :lol:

Cock tease for sure.. She wants to be alone with you (no parents)......

Either way, like Rick said..you have a hot girl cock-teasing you...aint so bad..

Either A...don't speak to her, if shes a tease i guarentee she'll be calling you ALL THE TIME..

Or B...one night, give her a seductive foot massage..see if her eyes start rolling..if they do..she most likely is being turned on. Then wax that ass..

Then wax that ass..
*in Indian accent*
Take it to the car wash.
Wax It Up.
Air Dry Dat Shit.
You Know.
Air Drrrrrryy.




:rofl: I need sleep

Yeah, I know blue balls is a serious issue. My ex used to give me blue balls every once in a while. One time I told her... hey you know what, you just gave me blue balls, and it hurts too much to drive you home... you wait in the car, and Im going inside to wack off, Ill be right back. (I was pissed, and I wanted her to get the idea) After that she didnt cock tease me anymore. I had hinted to her a few times before that she cant just go turnin me on, then not turn me loose, but she didnt quite get the picture. Blue balls hurts like a mutha! Just dont get your hopes up though and you should be okay.

Lol Raz Kaz.....

Very true Rick, about the blue balls. Sometimes cock teasing is fun...but most of the time, it's unjust. Many times (girlfriend years ago) she used to get me all worked up..and leave me high and dry, if we where watching tv..or a movie, she'd rest her legs on my thigh's/crotch area.. And i was like..ok.. Then she would get her foot and start rubbing my sh*t thru my pants...

I was like, you trying something..you wanna have sex.. And she'd be like oh sorry, i was just stretching out..

She knew i had a leg/foot fetish.......

ps, when she gave me head..i didn't tell her i was about to c*m....lol, that was funny..

Sorry guys..i'm drunk, and bored..

Remembering what i used to have..

OH! DUDE!... alright... about that foot massage thing... I just remembered... man... a foot massage can be a frickin powerful thing. I swear to god, I was getting a professional massage this week, and the girl was rubbin my feet... OMG... I seriously felt like my toes were having orgasms. I am NOT exaggerating. Work the bottom of the foot with your thumbs slowly from the heel to the toes, like youre working it all up into the toes, and then kinda like, work your fingers up her toes slowly while kinda variating the pressure. (one toe at a time) Thats what the massage girl did to me and it was crazy... it made my "stuff" get hot.. actually like HOT... it was insane.
so try that on her, hopefully it will be as good for her as it was for me lol. I guarantee if you do that right, she wont just wanna be friends anymore unless its FTF. But in case it does work, make sure the motion in your ocean is comin correct or else she will never let you get past foot massage again.
Also, massage the center of the back of her leg, a couple inches above her "knee pit" with the tips of your thumbs... that and the foot massage were the best things I never knew I could feel until this week.
Anybody that has never had a professional massage... GO GET ONE.. you can have a student massage you for like 20-30 bucks an hour. Its so worth it. They can do things that you never realized you could feel. Thats why they are professionals.
Anyways man, I hope that girl comes back to your house, and lets you give her a foot massage so you can try that technique on her. Let us know playa!

Rick

WHOA! dude... way too much info there solaris.. lmmfao....

Lol..

http://tinypic.com/1i0etu

now dave, is that Starsky? or Hutch?

:tongue:

now dave, is that Starsky? or Hutch?

:tongue:

Bastard!

:1:

Second rate whores.

It sounds like she chicken shitted out at the last minute. Think of it as her loss and not yours.

Utterly crushed is a bit of an exaggeration don't you think? Utterly would be when you've been seeing this girl for three years and you come home and find your dad doing her on the couch. THAT would be utterly crushing.

No, that would be utterly disgusting.

Crushingly disgusting? :lol2:

Yeah, one of those.

Well I told her I dont "want to be friends". She was shocked. We'll see how this pans on.

Advantage me.

You mean like you told her you don't want to be friends as in not hang out at all? Or like you don't want to be just friends, that you want more than friendship?

Eh, you can always rape the bitch
when I said something similar to that in my 72 hours to live thread, I got bagged on for being a loser for saying that..............:wtf:
I too say WTF, whether its in a joking mood or not its uncalled for.

TS out

I dont have any advice to give, (because I'm single, and I love it..heh..more money for myself..hahaha!) but damn, this is a funny thread, and solaris, dude, thats a little weird, and now im gonna have that stuck in my head for awhile.

I never read solaris' posts. Perhaps you shouldn't either :p

Well I told her I dont "want to be friends". She was shocked. We'll see how this pans on.

Advantage me. WTF? Wrong answer!! :disappoin Unless you're really blowing her off and don't want to speak to her anymore...

You have to make her want it by making her think she can't have it. As a female, she probably thinks that any dude will drop and give her twenty just for the privilege of looking up her skirt. You need to not care. If anything, you should have thrown that 'friends' crap right back at her:

"Oh yeah, you're such a good friend; I'm so glad we're good friends;blah, blah..."

Makes it sound like you're not interested in the muffin, at which point she'll be thinking, "What's wrong with my muffin."


Or, you're already in the Friend Zone, and therefore you're toast. Here Derek, take this test and post your score.
http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/zonetest.html

If you manage to score 50 or less, get on the horn to Brian and have him look up the "kiss test" in the stuff i gave him a while back.

Hit me up if you need specifics. Just don't be a wuss-bag.

Yo, jay@af! I gotta` differ with you. Have you ever heard of the term “one in the hand is worth two in the bush”? That’s sums up the “we’re just friends” curse. While she’s got Dorikin for a companion and shoulder to cry on she’ll always want someone else. Why shouldn’t she? She’s already “got” him. He’s the girl next door. By him saying we can’t be friends anymore it delivers a message, it tells her either get off the pot or take a dump! It tells her we’re either going to move on with this relationship or I’m going to move on. Now whether or not Dorikin wants to just get laid or wants to wife her is a different matter. I’m not getting into that. It’s just that if he really has feelings for this girl, it’s better off he doesn’t torture himself by always being around her, and start looking somewhere else.

Forget her, she isn't worth your time. She'll most likely continue these childish games for as long as you know her. Time to move on and start asking out other chickies.

Yo, jay@af! I gotta` differ with you. Have you ever heard of the term “one in the hand is worth two in the bush”? That’s sums up the “we’re just friends” curse. While she’s got Dorikin for a companion and shoulder to cry on she’ll always want someone else. Why shouldn’t she? She’s already “got” him. He’s the girl next door. By him saying we can’t be friends anymore it delivers a message, it tells her either get off the pot or take a dump! It tells her we’re either going to move on with this relationship or I’m going to move on. Now whether or not Dorikin wants to just get laid or wants to wife her is a different matter. I’m not getting into that. It’s just that if he really has feelings for this girl, it’s better off he doesn’t torture himself by always being around her, and start looking somewhere else.For the most part, I agree. That's almost exactly what I would have put, had I taken the blunt approach I've used in the past.

I think I didn't fully explain the talk about "I'm glad we're friends, etc." The point is to say "we're friends" while you act like more than friends, thus sending mixed signals and creating sexual tension. (When done right...)

Here's where I differ:By him saying we can’t be friends anymore it delivers a message, it tells her either get off the pot or take a dump! It tells her we’re either going to move on with this relationship or I’m going to move on.Derek saying anything is useless. He has to do it. He has to not be her friend, period. Sounds like a jerky thing, but girls aren't attracted to friends. But we all know that right? :rolleyes:

I'm still curious; what'd you score on the test, Derek? ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/YogsVR4/cockblockedsad.gif
HA HA HA, that's awsome.


But really, tell her no mind games. Ask her what she wants and repect her decision.

For the most part, I agree. That's almost exactly what I would have put, had I taken the blunt approach I've used in the past.

I think I didn't fully explain the talk about "I'm glad we're friends, etc." The point is to say "we're friends" while you act like more than friends, thus sending mixed signals and creating sexual tension. (When done right...)

Here's where I differ:Derek saying anything is useless. He has to do it. He has to not be her friend, period. Sounds like a jerky thing, but girls aren't attracted to friends. But we all know that right? :rolleyes:

I'm still curious; what'd you score on the test, Derek? ;)

Belive me Jay, Im following through with it. And I scored a 48.

Bag her Best Friend. Then you will REALLY find out what shes thinking

And keep in mind that when you tell her you want more, then she tells you she doesn't want more, and you stop pursuing her, she'll either start chasing you or get pissed off that you're not chasing her any more. Heh. Women.