Headlines from 2030

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.



Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.



Castro dead at 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported. However President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



Capitol hill intern indicted for not having sex with congressman.



IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.



Court orders recount of the Ohio votes of presidental election 2004.



Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.



Massachusetts excutes last remaining conservative.



Archaeologists discover TV from circa 1960's. Yet to find remote control



Postal service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89. Mail delivery is limited to Wendesdays only.



Anybody else have anything to add?

:repost: and recent...ish.....

Headline from AF News 2030

"The member previously known as Clawhammer was finally allowed to re-enter the AF House after years of being banned for posting reposted posts."

:p

Sorry couldn't resist.

TS out

:repost: and recent...ish.....
Where's the link? I tried searching for headline, but it brought up nothing.

Headline from AF News 2030

"The member previously known as Clawhammer was finally allowed to re-enter the AF House after years of being banned for posting reposted posts."

:p

Sorry couldn't resist.

TS out

Would that be Aircar Forums? It's 2005 already! Where is my bloody flying car?

Still funny.

Mcdonalds stock up 179% along with the average national weight.

Bread goes out of buisness as Atkins becomes superpower of the world.
In other news, strokes and other heart related conditions sky high says scientists

Headlines from 2030

Automotiveforums.com registers 1 billionth member.
Members Taranacki and Oz reach 5,000,000 posts each

w3rd.

Ongoing discussions for the recriminalisation of Marijuana after no one shows up for work for a month.

"Could Jimster be lurking in your backyard? The hunt for the exiled king of the world continues"

"Could Jimster be lurking in your backyard? The hunt for the exiled king of the world continues"
"GWB the fourth vows: We will not stop until he is dead"

WMD's still no where to be found.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Huh? This is futuristic?

Fate of the world lays in the hands of Bill Gates as SuperVirus affects World Wide Defense Systems......

"Michael Jackson......guilty. Finally."

"Car manufacturers bringing back the old school look of the 1990's cars"

"Jared is still on the SUBWAY diet"

"McDonalds... Over 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,001 served"

"Osama Bin Laden has released yet ANOTHER threatening tape."

"Oprah wins election for Ruler of the World."

"ABC trying something new... a NON reality based TV show."

"Honda = Domestic, Ford = Import"

"Slavery is in action once again. The white people are begging for freedom."

Russia Finally a Democratic Country

"Eminem still thinks he's a rap artist"

"Michael Jackson......guilty. Finally."

"Car manufacturers bringing back the old school look of the 1990's cars"

"Jared is still on the SUBWAY diet"

"McDonalds... Over 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,001 served"

"Osama Bin Laden has released yet ANOTHER threatening tape."

"Oprah wins election for Ruler of the World."

"ABC trying something new... a NON reality based TV show."

"Honda = Domestic, Ford = Import"

"Slavery is in action once again. The white people are begging for freedom."
That Michael Jackson headline reminded me of this:
1. Q. How can you tell it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

2. Q. What's soft and brown and found in little boy's underwear?

A. Michael Jackson's hand.

3. Michael Jackson rushed over to Kmart when he heard that little boy's underwear were 1/2 off.