Not you're average stress release

2005. What can I say. Already it's a better year than last. I'm happier, more positive, a little more cocky, and just dont give a fuck about anything or anyone(okay so i do still care about others). Most of yall probably remember all my threads about that stupid-ass bitch whore that i use to like. Completely over her and could really give to rats asses about her, her roomate or any of her small town friends that i know.

It feels good. It feels really good to be an ass sometimes and say shit people wouldnt generally expect me to say. That bitch thought she could be caniving and use me and my roomate. Well I'm a lot smarter or mature enough to know who these games work and play em too.

Came back from christmas break and didnt see her for a few days(thank the Lord). Then she comes over, do yall have any beer? Yea bitch i do. It was a bud light in the can that had been there for over a month so i gave it to her so she'd get the hell out. Then came over a few days later asking for more beer. Bitch do you think your gonna get something everytime? My roomate ended up giving her shots of shmirnoff so the bottle would be gone b/c neither of us drink that shitty quality vodka. Then they wanted me to get beer for them at the store. "Hurry we've gotta be at our friends in 10 minutes." Well sorry bitch, but were walking out the door.

Then a few days later, again, i'm walking up the stairs with a bag of ice. I dont want to use the nasty cube trays and tap water so i just buy a bag to have it. Her front door was open for cool air or something, and i was just thinking to myself i know if she sees me with this shes gonna say something. Sure enough, im almost in the door, the key is in and im about to turn it and all the sudden i hear "Whats the ice for, yall drinking tonight?" I say "It's for anything you can use ice for, just to have it." She says, "Well if yall decide to drink to night let me know." I say "Oh okay, sure will." I couldn't believe i actually foresaw that happening. I couldnt believe it.

A few days later she comes over and says oh look at my new puppy. Wow he's cute and all but truely i dont care. Now that dogs taken two shits on the porch, closer to our door than theirs and it just sits there. It took 2 days before she cleaned the first shit up. The second one my roomate picked up b/c he got tired of looking at it. I told him to never do that shit again. Next time it happens and its there for more than 2 days its gonna end up in a flamming bag or im just gonna smear it on their door.

I could go on and on, hell maybe ill add more later. Now this may seem like im pissed but im not. I'm laughing the entire time im writing this. This ought to be a fun semester. Good times to come for sure.

Hope everyones year is starting off on the right foot and are happy. :smile:

Glad to hear you're handling that whole situation so well :smokin:

2005 has been a pretty good year so far :cheers:

Lucky Bastards... My 2005 has sucked so far.

Well its good ur year has started off good, mine has started off with the death of my grandpa who i was pretty close to and my girl frind moved then dumped my for no fuckin reason

:thumbsup: Keep us updated.

Why not get her trashed and ..........?

:thumbsup: Keep us updated.

Why not get her trashed and ..........?

yeah dude. thats what I say. She sounds like the little party tramp type.

Well its good ur year has started off good, mine has started off with the death of my grandpa who i was pretty close to and my girl frind moved then dumped my for no fuckin reason
Sorry to hear that man. Coming from someone whose been to more funerals than I can count on my fingers and toes it's definately hard to deal with. The hardest part for me didnt occur until i was a junior in high school. I lost both of my grandfathers within a year and a half of each other, and my grandma had a massive stroke and shriveled up into a rasin. That happened 11 years ago and she's still alive. But what i realized is that i hardly got to know my grandparents, and they didnt even get to see me get my licence or graduate from high school and thats still hard for me to deal with and i miss them so much. So think of all the positive things you can to remember him and frame some pictures of yall together.

Sucks about your girl. But apparently she has some issues to deal with and your probably better off and youll find someone 10x better. Best to you this year.

:thumbsup: Keep us updated.

Why not get her trashed and ..........?

HAHA! Well Oz, that just aint my style. Plus she probably has a disease anyways since she's from a small redneck town where all they know how to do is fuck, do drugs and plow. I've learned from her that small towns are full of good for nothing bitches with low IQ's and even lower self esteems. All in all they're all worthless farm fucks.:lol2:

Are you gay?

Are you gay?
Hell no, but im the big V. Hope that answers your question.

Hell no, but im the big V. Hope that answers your question.
Good man. Save yourself for higher standards....hard to come across guys that will admit to that kind of stuff and be proud.



I salute you

Good man. Save yourself for higher standards....hard to come across guys that will admit to that kind of stuff and be proud.



I salute you
Thanks I appreciate that. I'm not afraid to admit to anyone. I've just always had the mindset that I'm waiting for a girl I love. Not necessarily waiting on marriage, just the right girl.

What if she loves the cock?

What if she loves the cock?
Now your questions are just becoming redundant. :grinno:

Thanks I appreciate that. I'm not afraid to admit to anyone. I've just always had the mindset that I'm waiting for a girl I love. Not necessarily waiting on marriage, just the right girl.
I've got to say good man, you certainly won't regret your patience.


Here's to 2005 indeed :cool:

Now your questions are just becoming redundant. :grinno:
If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'
If it smells like trout, get the fuck out.

When I was 17 I just wanted to lose the V card. Then I met this girl fell in love, then we both lost it together. Now that Im a little bit older I'm glad I didnt just do it with some random chick for the first time. I'm not the type to look for a one night stand either. However, 9 months of abstinence sometimes makes me think twice. But thats not the point. Thumbs up on holding out. The first time has to be special.

lmao, oz is to much sometimes. 05 has been alright for me. Nothing to exciting happening yet.

if u bang her and humiliate her, im sure she wont come botherin u again, but if u do have standards like myself, try the burning poo trick!lol 05 has been kinda crazy, i broke up with my girlfriend cause she doesnt drive or have a job. :smokin:single in ct

dood they do that shit with me. the other day i wanted to kill this kid tho. he calls me up and goes "do you have any 21 year old friends?" im like why? he goes "well we wanted a bunch of beer cuz im having that party later u kno." and im like dood i buy beer for you all the time, whats the problem? little bitch has the audacity to say to me "well when you get it you usually just go to the nearest gas station or something and it's more expensive." im like WTF?! you're like 18 years fucking old yer bitching about like $3 difference on the $50 you normally spend?! whatever. apparently they never noticed that if they spend over like $30 and buy a bunch of shit, their cost is mysteriously like $10 too much if they add it up. usually i just tack on an extra $5.
I showed up at his party later that night and he'd gotten his. lol he found some girls cousin and they wanted a few fifths of aristicrat and a half-gallon of capt and a sixpack or 2, and the chick got like a half gallon of aristicrat and a pint of captian and fucked up the 2 6-packs AND overcharged them like $12 cuz she bought the wrong shit and it was more expensive. They were so pissed. i was gonna bitch at him a bit when i got there but after hearing that all i coudl do was laugh.

When I saw him when i got there i go "Cody!! how ya doin? proving beggers CAN be choosers!" and he never even caught on.

Well, I do have more to add now. Last night my friend(old roomate as well) came down to go with use to a concert. If you care it was Cross Canadian Ragweed. A Texas Country band. I hate Texas Country, and only went b/c my friend came down. Anyways, my roomate went and picked the pre-sale tickets up for us the day before and he also picked one up for the bitch Courtney(the one that caused all my headaches last semester). Well low and behold they come over and chill for like 10 minutes....at the most. She even managed to talk my friend who came down into changing into more country style of dress. Well they don't even leave with us. They meet us up there and dont even chill but for like 5 minutes and go off some where.

Well then my roomate got pissed and i told him now you see where im coming from. And my buddy got pissed to b/c he changed for her so she would feel more comfortable. So they're drunk(i had class at 8 this morning so i was the d.d.) My friend says im knocking on their door and bitching her out. So they do that. Meanwhile, I'm standing in the background kinda making smart-ass comments here and there. Then my roomate picks up their ice chest that has trash or just shit in that's been sitting there for fucking 4 weeks or so. So i start making comments about they need to throw there shit away. They say i know and then mumble some other shit. My roomates standing there holding the ice chest over the balcony and says dont think i wont drop it. I walk over and say you wont drop it, but ill do this....and i knock it out of his hand and the ice chest goes crashing to the floor. They're standing there not believing what just happened.

After that I just turn around and go back to my apartment. My friend felt bad for the people below so he went and picked it up and put it back in front of the bitches porch. This may not seem that funny but if you were there you'd be rolling on the floor. Then i start talking shit about her not picking up her dogs shit off our porch and if it happens again im gonna take matters into my own hand. My roomate, for some unknown reason, starts saying i dont want to burn bridges man. I say fuck them. I dont have a problem burning bridges with people who are caniving and i dont give a fuck about. If he doesnt want to thats cool, but i will. I know she or they know i hate them just by the way they act around me.

Next dog shit thats there for more than a day = one dirty smelly ass door. HAHAHAHAHA