Bets that she could never ride it

here is a pic of Paris on a Kawasaki with 50,000 crystals, her kind of stupid glam, but could she ride it. Remember the red carpet incident on the mini chopper?http://img135.exs.cx/img135/5228/parishiltoncroppedthumb6ac.jpg

Paris Hilton should be shot

I'll put it to good use. :D

Paris Hilton should be shot

Because she's hot, rich and having a good time? Somebody's jealous...

Because she's hot, rich and having a good time? Somebody's jealous...
Or because she's ugly, lacking intelligence and has no idea what she's doing...

I don't like her, I don't want to be her... I just want a bike that is better than mine, and that doesn't take much.

Because she's hot, rich and having a good time? Somebody's jealous...
You think she's hot, I don't. And she wastets money. She just all-around annoys the hell outta me.


And yes, I do wish I had tits and rich parents, then my life can be set too

I like her sister, cute, blonde, went to colledge, doesn't do porn, doesn't do drugs, smart,doesn't whore it up on TV, has a job, and she is "beautiful" whereas Paris is attractive in the "skanky" sense

The only thing that keeps Paris Hilton from being trailer trash is a chain of hotels that she would have no idea how to manage.

I hope that bike goes like 200 mph. Hopefully that would kill her, because she can't even back up a car at 5mph. Did anybody see the previews to her new show, where she backs a car up into another one?

yeah the new Simple Life looks pretty good.

i hate Paris though. her sister Nikki is way hotter, less skankier, and smarter.

what a waste of a bike too. 50,000 crystals? WHY!?!

At least they're just crystals. Could have been diamonds.

I'll ride it while riding her. Sweet.

You think she's hot, I don't. And she wastets money. She just all-around annoys the hell outta me.


And yes, I do wish I had tits and rich parents, then my life can be set too


she came to Australia last october to raise money just for being there, WTF? Donate some you arrogant bitch!

i agree, paris is not hot what so ever. But nikki on the other hand is very attractive.

:werd: Yummy.

I'll ride it while riding her. Sweet.
I thought she was minging Oz? Low standards eh? :p

Someone should put up a poll with this. Paris or Nikki? I'd definitely say Nikki.


Well, what's really stupid, at least Paris has the money to do it. My friend want to buy some cell phone with diamonds around it. it totals like 1k or something. I'm not sure but still very stupid...the thing is the phone looks like any other cellphone only it has diamonds around the screen.

Poll is up

Voted for Nikki. I hate paris.

i don't think the bike is meant to be driven anyways :loser:

its funny how u all make fun of her on here.. if she showed up at your front door you'd be kissing her feet.. and if u had her life you would be living it EXACTLY the same way.

i don't think the bike is meant to be driven anyways :loser:

its funny how u all make fun of her on here.. if she showed up at your front door you'd be kissing her feet.. and if u had her life you would be living it EXACTLY the same way.
You're very good at talking crap ain'tcha :)

lol did anyone see paris ride the chopper to the red carpet or what ever an fall completely off if any can find the vid clip post it. lol

Ha ! sort of found it ~ http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/archive/index.php/f-22-p-13.html

its in that page u just got to find it lol.

she came to Australia last october to raise money just for being there, WTF? Donate some you arrogant bitch!
LOL, you think that was her idea? Leave her alone in a room and whe wouldn't be able to get herslf outta there without having to sleep with the door,

I donate to a lot of places. Unfortunantly, I am a full-time student and unable to fork over thoudsands of dollars to every charity.

The only thing that keeps Paris Hilton from being trailer trash is a chain of hotels that she would have no idea how to manage.
:evillol: :evillol:

Paris is a moron. We do know, however, that her pussy is wide enough to ride anything.

/\ lol true.

LOL i detect jealousy from the girls here :lol:
She's actually not as dumb as she makes herself look on the TV show


And i dont know why anyone would think she's ugly and her sisters hot, they look almost the same you crack heads :screwy:

How exactly is she ugly? I think you guys are just haters :loser:


*edit*
I just looked at the picture again on the first page and i think you guys must have a thing for ugly girls lol.... look at both of their faces, you can not tell me the sister on the left is hotter than the sister on the right

yeah there both hot especial after that tape ~

I thought she was minging Oz? Low standards eh? :p
She's an absolute slapper. Doesn't mean I wouldn't hit it.

I hope she does try to ride it! Very, very fast, while she’s all drugged up! No helmet! While she’s wearing shorts and a T-shirt! South Park did an episode about her once where they constantly referred to her as “stupid wore” I say the shoe fits.

I hope she does try to ride it! Very, very fast, while she’s all drugged up! No helmet! While she’s wearing shorts and a T-shirt! South Park did an episode about her once where they constantly referred to her as “stupid wore” I say the shoe fits.


how come so many of you are hating on her so much??

You guys want her to die an shit.... What did she do to you thats so bad?

somebodies gotta explain this to me... i dont see anythin wrong with her, she's the average sexy blonde, what do you expect? I brain surgeon?

how come so many of you are hating on her so much??

You guys want her to die an shit.... What did she do to you thats so bad?

somebodies gotta explain this to me... i dont see anythin wrong with her, she's the average sexy blonde, what do you expect? I brain surgeon?
Oh this explains a lot. Trust me.


Paris Hilton and sexy just don't go together, OK MAYBE if some industrial strength paper bags were on hand they might, but that is a face that only a (VERY loving) mother could love. If Mattel were going to make "Trailer trash barbie" then Paris Hilton would be the template.

People only bonk her so they can steal money from her purse while she answers her phone, or is fucking around with the camera. I mean really, WHY on earth would anyone leave Delta Goodrem for her?

The end.

Moss,

You are kidding yourself.

Regards,
Ozzie

Moss,

You are kidding yourself.

Regards,
Ozzie
Oz.


About what exactly?


Yours sincerely

Moss

Dear Moss,

You would do her bent over a desk for at least 2 minutes if given the opportunity. IF.

Regards,
Ozzie

Dear Moss,

You would do her bent over a desk for at least 2 minutes if given the opportunity. IF.

Regards,
Ozzie
Hey Oz, hope this finds you well.

I can honestly say I wouldn't, if she turned up at my door asking for a root, I'd let my 14 year old little brother have his way with her, while I went downstairs and watched the Bill, or something. But, at the same time, banging Paris Hilton would be a brilliant way to draw attention to ones self.


Though if I had 8 Condoms, had murdered a dozen Stella and had a good paper bag, then yeah, probably. I've learned about slappers the hard way.


Kindest Regards

Moss.

Dear Moss,

Once you're 14 year old brother has finished, please send her my way.

If you would like any further assistance in this matter, I refer you to:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=buy+viagra+online&meta=

Regards,
Ozzie

Oh this explains a lot. Trust me.


Paris Hilton and sexy just don't go together, OK MAYBE if some industrial strength paper bags were on hand they might, but that is a face that only a (VERY loving) mother could love. If Mattel were going to make "Trailer trash barbie" then Paris Hilton would be the template.

People only bonk her so they can steal money from her purse while she answers her phone, or is fucking around with the camera. I mean really, WHY on earth would anyone leave Delta Goodrem for her?

The end.


What are you on?! You guys must be smoking rock... cause only a crack heads thoughts are so twisted!

She doesnt even look like trailer trash, she looks swedish or something to me. Some kind of a nordic person.






If you dont think this is sexy, you need to seriously question your sexuality

http://www.arjanwrites.com/photos/mtv_movie_awards_2004/img_1628.jpg

^Just look at her face ıt's just...just...weırd lookıng. I know Id turn her down. Also her body ıs a lıtttle off. Of course I can say thıs from experıence, not Parıs exactly but gırl that looked just lıked her only brown haır.

Too skinny, and her features resemble an alien

Personally I think she needs a new nose, Not like she can't afford it. And yeah her face isn't all that (read at all) attractive.

Don't insult Swedish girls by comparing them to Paris, Please.
Maybe Norweigian, but NOT swedish. greekish nose.

Wouldn't hit it.
Sorry, Seen better unobtainable girls I'd prefer.

And if I had her money, 1. I wouldn't make a TV show about myself.
2. I'd live a little more on the D-L
3. I'd spend my money on cars, and other fun things.


Yes, Nikki is Hotter, Still not that great though.

I'd do her. Man, what's not to like? She's just a person, not a God. She's hot, sexy, rich and she's a blonde. Blondes = stupid/not so smart. This is my type.....I tell her what to do and she will follow my commandments.

P.S. Oz, when you're done with her, send her here towards me.

oh great.....another testosterone-fueled 'I'd hit this' thread.

Can anyone tell me just where any of this b.s. fits in with Dolly Parton's rhinestone runabout on the front page?

Gotti..please don't post any more pictures of slutty looking women on the board,it's against site policy.
Rich or poor, the girl is a cheap slapper.

And yes, I do wish I had tits and rich parents, then my life can be set too:eek:

Well Raz, in about 40 years you will my friend you will. Gravity will not be your friend. :lol:

I think she pretty but a little empty in the head.

TS out (getting a bra for Raz)

What are you on?! You guys must be smoking rock... cause only a crack heads thoughts are so twisted!

She doesnt even look like trailer trash, she looks swedish or something to me. Some kind of a nordic person.






If you dont think this is sexy, you need to seriously question your sexuality

http://www.arjanwrites.com/photos/mtv_movie_awards_2004/img_1628.jpg
I don't think she's attractive, but I must say, are you free tonight Gotti you saucy homophobe? Want to join me for dinner?




:rolleyes:

Anyway back to the bike, WHY? It gets crashed, then there's a fuckload of crystals and time wasted.

am i the only guy here who wouldn't bang either one of them? sorry i just don't like either one ......and Gotti I'm definately not gay or a crackhead, so i don't know wtf you're talking about saying that i'd be either gay or on crack.... No i wouldn't bang Paris or Nikki Hilton...something about shagging a walking stick that irks me. a brother needs something to hold on to, if you catch my drift, and i'm not talking about her "smashed crab" as Oz would put it...speaking of which Grant, didn't you have the picture of Paris getting out of her car wearing no knickers and her beef curtains were everywhere?:lol:


oh yeah btw...i wouldn't want to ride that bike....it'd take both mine and my brother's life to insure it...:2cents:

Like come on guys "That's Hot"!!!

(Trust me Paris, it hasn't gotten old :disappoin )

It's probably true that she'd be nowhere without her Papa's fortune, but she does work, she models, has her own television show, does cameos, commericals, etc..

I'm just wondering, did she only go so public after her slutty video? Because before that, I had never heard of Paris Hilton.

Oh and she's not ugly, Roseanne's ugly, but I'm sick of hearing about her every 15 minutes, so I can understand why people just don't want to see her anymore and want her to crack her skull.

i'm done with this thread... you guys are hypocrites

you think jennifer garner is hot and paris hilton is ugly... its mind boggling

The least i'd expect is "yeah she's aright, i'd hit it" not "i hope she falls off the bike" lol

She's not my type either, i like thick girls with dark hair and curves. But i'd still fuck the shit out of paris if i had the chance

Anyone seeen the video :)

I'm happy to say that it tood me some time to figure out who the hell you guys were talking about.

am i the only guy here who wouldn't bang either one of them? sorry i just don't like either one ......and Gotti I'm definately not gay or a crackhead, so i don't know wtf you're talking about saying that i'd be either gay or on crack.... No i wouldn't bang Paris or Nikki Hilton...something about shagging a walking stick that irks me. a brother needs something to hold on to, if you catch my drift, and i'm not talking about her "smashed crab" as Oz would put it...speaking of which Grant, didn't you have the picture of Paris getting out of her car wearing no knickers and her beef curtains were everywhere?:lol:


oh yeah btw...i wouldn't want to ride that bike....it'd take both mine and my brother's life to insure it...:2cents:
Still got the pic. She would look so much better if she had an innie.

^^right...personal opinion, close this thread. İt's goin nowhere and it's only causin stupid strife over who's hotter...it's stupid! people have different opinions so deal with it!!!

Bottom line if you got the chance to do paris you would....

^Sadly I must...

say no to that statement...

1. Nikki is hotter
2. even with all that money why doesn't Paris have a nice pair of boobs? she's freak flat chested
3. Nikki seems to actually have some, not much more, but some, plus she's just freaking hot
4. you guys say both are ugly well...beauty is but at the flick of a light switch

nikki is sooo nasty with her make up off. but then again so is paris. ask for me Ill take vida guerra, carmen electra or Brooke burke. I'm not really a blonde person.

nikki is sooo nasty with her make up off.

What hot movie star/model isn't? Every single time you see a picture of these girls you're probably looking at four pounds of makeup

This thread has become tedious.If you haven't seen this whore naked, it's not because you want to but kind find it. Keep the little skank, and the rather spoiled motorcycle that was the slim excuse for this meatfest.Thread closed, please find another site if you're not done jerking over the tedious little tart.