Round and round
JD@af
03-13-2002, 09:22 AM
A young blond woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end
her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and
was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw
her tottering on the edge of the pier.
The sailor took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on
my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
closer, he slipped his arm around her waist and added, "I'll keep you
happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded in agreement. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps
a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. >From
then on, every night, he would bring her two sandwiches and a piece of
fruit. Then they would make passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food
during my free trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and
was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw
her tottering on the edge of the pier.
The sailor took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on
my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
closer, he slipped his arm around her waist and added, "I'll keep you
happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded in agreement. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps
a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. >From
then on, every night, he would bring her two sandwiches and a piece of
fruit. Then they would make passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food
during my free trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
Gonthrax
03-13-2002, 09:47 AM
Rofl!!! :hehehe: :hehehe:
Good one JD :D :D
GonthraX & GonthraX give it three thumbs up!!
Good one JD :D :D
GonthraX & GonthraX give it three thumbs up!!
Spec2 Girl
03-13-2002, 01:44 PM
Hahahahaha :hehehe: :hehehe:
AEstud
03-13-2002, 01:53 PM
hahaha...very funny....
Rich
03-13-2002, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by JD@af
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food
during my free trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
LOL!!! :lol2: :lol2:
Top notch joke, JD :D
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food
during my free trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
LOL!!! :lol2: :lol2:
Top notch joke, JD :D
Setanta
03-13-2002, 02:30 PM
hahahaha :D
Nice one :)
Nice one :)
KatWoman
03-13-2002, 02:34 PM
:eek: :biggrin2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :silly:
Too damn funny.
Too damn funny.
ragt20
03-13-2002, 04:13 PM
hilarious....very funny JD :lol2: :lol2: :lol2::D
NeoFreek
03-13-2002, 04:36 PM
Pretty good. :hehe:
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