New Lexus

Theres a middle aged woman, who has worked hard at her company to move up the corporate ladder. She has saved some of her money for a brand new car. One day she realizes that its about time to go buy it.
She goes to a lexus dealer and tells the salesman, "I want a car with all the luxuries, I want to be seen with all the bells and whistles!" The salesman says,
"I have just the car for you." He shows her the newest model lexus with every option imagineable. She takes a look, and says,
"I'll take it." So she takes her new lexus out for a drive, enjoying all the fruits of her labor, and as she passes by her office building, she decides to stop in and show it off. She parks right in the front of the building, so she can tell everyone to look outside at her brand new beautiful car. As she is getting out of the car, a truck drives by and slams into the door, knocking it right off the car. The woman is SHOCKED!!
She paces back and forth, looking at her new car, saying,
"What am I gonna do, what am I gonna do... My Brand New CAR!!!".... A police officer arrives and she begins to bicker at him, mumbling incoherently mixing together numerous sentences about the loss of her brand new car. The officer says...
"Ma'am, you are so worried about your new car... haven't you realized that your arm has been ripped off?!?!"... she looks down at her arm and says...
"OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT!!! WHERE IS MY TENNIS BRACELET?????"

That was OK. Mabey would have been funnier if she said "OH MY GOD, YOUR RIGHT! THE KEY TO IT WAS IN THAT HAND!"

It's a 3 month old thread...