Bored, so making a random poll

How many of you have to release your bowel movements right at this moment as you poll and post a reply?

I'm sorry, but i'm just so bored, so I just wanted to do somehting random :p.

I would hate to dump on your mood so I will participate.

Not for awhile. I can go a few days without getting "the urge".

This is pretty stupid.

Next time you get bored, look up some porn. Because anything of this nature a second time, I will ban you.