fun with logic
lazysmurff
01-18-2005, 10:16 AM
premise A: knowledge is power
premise B: power corrupts
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conclusion: schools are training grounds for facist dictators
premise A: love is blind
premise B: God is love
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conclusion/premise C: God is blind
premise D: ray charles is blind
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final conclusion: ray charles is god (i knew it!!!)
premise B: power corrupts
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conclusion: schools are training grounds for facist dictators
premise A: love is blind
premise B: God is love
-----------------------
conclusion/premise C: God is blind
premise D: ray charles is blind
-----------------------------------
final conclusion: ray charles is god (i knew it!!!)
YogsVR4
01-18-2005, 10:22 AM
I've known Ray Charles was god for a long time :icon16:
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sivic02
01-18-2005, 10:31 AM
If my grandma is going blind does that mean she is evolving into God? In that case God makes the best damn pies ever!
fredjacksonsan
01-18-2005, 10:34 AM
Premise c: Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Conclusion: School principals ARE fascist dictators
Conclusion: School principals ARE fascist dictators
lazysmurff
01-18-2005, 11:59 AM
I've known Ray Charles was god for a long time :icon16:
ah, but now you have logical proof
ah, but now you have logical proof
balls_to_the_wall
01-18-2005, 10:29 PM
Ok...THink about this one
Women=Time*Money
We All Know that
Time=Money
This Means that
Women=Money^2
Money=Square Root of Evil (Pretend the Square Root sign is there)
Since Money = Sq. Root of Evil, and therefore Money^2=Evil
MEANS.....
Women=Evil
---Oh forgive if this is a repost
Women=Time*Money
We All Know that
Time=Money
This Means that
Women=Money^2
Money=Square Root of Evil (Pretend the Square Root sign is there)
Since Money = Sq. Root of Evil, and therefore Money^2=Evil
MEANS.....
Women=Evil
---Oh forgive if this is a repost
sivic02
01-18-2005, 11:47 PM
where does the evil come in
fredjacksonsan
01-19-2005, 07:43 AM
It's in the form of a mathematical proof. Up above, it was shown that :
Women = money^2
Later, it shows that money^2 = Evil.
Therefore,
Women = money^2 = Evil
so
Women = Evil.
Women = money^2
Later, it shows that money^2 = Evil.
Therefore,
Women = money^2 = Evil
so
Women = Evil.
sivic02
01-19-2005, 01:17 PM
Turkey = good
Good = chicken
therefore turkey = chicken
Good = chicken
therefore turkey = chicken
youngvr4
01-19-2005, 06:15 PM
elvis=king of rock
tupac=king of rap
both died and came back due to claims
tupac was the ressurected elvis coming again, the messiah of music
tupac=king of rap
both died and came back due to claims
tupac was the ressurected elvis coming again, the messiah of music
Ridenour
01-20-2005, 07:56 PM
premise A: knowledge is power
premise B: power corrupts
---------------------------
conclusion: schools are training grounds for facist dictators
premise A: love is blind
premise B: God is love
-----------------------
conclusion/premise C: God is blind
premise D: ray charles is blind
-----------------------------------
final conclusion: ray charles is god (i knew it!!!)
LMAO - Simply INGENIOUS. I will never forget that. LOL :smile:
premise B: power corrupts
---------------------------
conclusion: schools are training grounds for facist dictators
premise A: love is blind
premise B: God is love
-----------------------
conclusion/premise C: God is blind
premise D: ray charles is blind
-----------------------------------
final conclusion: ray charles is god (i knew it!!!)
LMAO - Simply INGENIOUS. I will never forget that. LOL :smile:
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