Where is everyone?
Rich
03-11-2002, 10:03 AM
Since there is barely anyone around, ill lighten things up with a joke.
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
Spec2 Girl
03-11-2002, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by HuMMerMan
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
rotflmao :hehehe: that's hilarious!!
btw, I'm here!! :D :D :D :D
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
rotflmao :hehehe: that's hilarious!!
btw, I'm here!! :D :D :D :D
taranaki
03-11-2002, 02:05 PM
most amusing....really need a dose of paranoia for breakfast:D
......'oh look! It's just like a penis,......only much,much smaller".....:eek:
......'oh look! It's just like a penis,......only much,much smaller".....:eek:
KatWoman
03-11-2002, 02:16 PM
LOL that is too much. I am here...just checkin in when I can. Busy day at the office today <sigh>
But on the bright side...tomorrow nite = ROB ZOMBIE CONCERT :D:D:D:D:D
But on the bright side...tomorrow nite = ROB ZOMBIE CONCERT :D:D:D:D:D
Setanta
03-11-2002, 02:57 PM
hmmm... can't say I've heard any of those before :p
taranaki
03-11-2002, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Setanta
hmmm... can't say I've heard any of those before :p
that's one good thing about sheep,I guess:finger:
hmmm... can't say I've heard any of those before :p
that's one good thing about sheep,I guess:finger:
Judge
03-11-2002, 03:54 PM
im at school
YogsVR4
03-11-2002, 04:48 PM
Funny stuff :)
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
Sounds like this guys getting what he wants anyway :D
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26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
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Gonthrax
03-11-2002, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by HuMMerMan
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Rofl! Good one bro :)
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Rofl! Good one bro :)
89ssgti
03-11-2002, 10:41 PM
stop talking about me,it's not my fault it's small:(
j/k it ain't that bad:D :D
j/k it ain't that bad:D :D
Setanta
03-12-2002, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
that's one good thing about sheep,I guess:finger:
I wouldn't know - I'm not a Kiwi :flipa: :devil: :flipa:
baaaaaaa
that's one good thing about sheep,I guess:finger:
I wouldn't know - I'm not a Kiwi :flipa: :devil: :flipa:
baaaaaaa
primera man
03-12-2002, 04:11 AM
Hahahaha...they were good :D :D
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