arghhhhh.....A prostitute hit my car..........

I was going through the jack in the box drive thru like at 2:00 in the morning and before entering I yielded for this total prostitute to walk by.Then she came to the window and said you want some .I was like I want some jack in the box ........late,as I was saying that I was entering the drive thru and she hit the roof of my car with something,I stopped and was like WTF!Shes all,"your soliciting a prostitute all loud n $hit,I looked at my roof and saw there was no damage ,so I told her ,"keep sucking Diks for a living and drove straight through the drive thru and went to Wendys. :loser:

thats fucked up. You should have called the cops lol.

Also would have complained to the manager of jack in the box that there were prostitues by his or her fast food place.

You should have said. "Yes I am. You know of any good looking ones?"

man there should be exceptions to that "no hitting girls" rule.

man there should be exceptions to that "no hitting girls" rule.
You could always do it the Chris Rock way, and I quote, 'I have not and will not ever, ever hit a woman. I never hit a woman. But I'll shake the bitch'

You should have just run her ass over. Prostitutes have no life.

I think this should be entered into "funniest topic title ever" contest - oh wait, there isn't one.

Good idea going to Wendy's. Less of a prostitute concentration there.

You should have said. "Yes I am. You know of any good looking ones?"



hahaha, good call, that's going into my 'to use'!

Next time a prosti' asks me, I'll be READY!

yeah,I found out that jack in the box is next to some alley where whores kick it,My friends and I call that fast food restaurant "Jack in the crack" now.I dont go to that one anymore though.........

:eek: There really was a jack in the box.

Wendy's is better anyways.

any place where i can get chilli instead of fries is O.K. by me
...DAVE THOMAS RULES...

You should have just run her ass over. Prostitutes have no life.

And dent the bumper? Like hell! :screwy:

And dent the bumper? Like hell! :screwy:
top quality remark...

lol ,I would never waste my bumper on her..........maybe if I had my other car with me :evillol: ......j/k


The chili kicks ass at wendys but jack in the box still has the bacon chedder patato wedges........

damn i'm so hungry, you guys are making me more hungry! Man prostitutes suck, how do they live

Man prostitutes suck, how do they live

They have other people pay them for sex. That's about it.

Man prostitutes suck....

For a price.....

Ba-dump..bummmm. We're here all week.

(You beat me to it, Yogs)

Maybe she was walking through the drive-thru and you cut her off...

You should have just run her ass over. Prostitutes have no life.

Cool down, OK? Prostitutes are human - you never know why they got into that "no life".

I would tell her I was not THAT desperate...

A polite "no thanks" usually works.

you shoulda rolled down the window and said sure i'll take a yeast infection with a side of crabs.

Yeah if you want her hitting your car.

First they take eating their burgers into a rush-n-roulette type game and now they have hookers waiting for you once you get out the door. Yes sir Jack-n-the Box is a fine place to eat.

should have told her to suck your tail pipe.

man....in all my day i've never seen a prostitute:disappoin

I would of introduced her to my rusted out Chevy bumper. Mmm food. You say don’t say that because you don’t know how they have no life’s. There are choices in your life that you can take to not become prostitute. Its called getting a job and getting off the drugs. :nono:

- Kevin

[QUOTE]should have told her to suck your tail pipe....tacomaman


why didnt I think of that ..........lol
I saw a tv show once about million dollar hookers.............

man....in all my day i've never seen a prostitute:disappoin
You look sad about it...

[QUOTE]should have told her to suck your tail pipe....tacomaman


why didnt I think of that ..........lol
I saw a tv show once about million dollar hookers.............


Yeah, Heidi Fleiss.

You should have just thrown somethig wet all over her. And then NOT paid her for it. Half drank sodas work well.

Shit, next time just sling your door out full blast while she's sittin on the window. Kick it with your foot for full effect. If she's on the ground she can't hit your roof.

Yeah, Heidi Fleiss.

You should have just thrown somethig wet all over her. And then NOT paid her for it. Half drank sodas work well.

Shit, next time just sling your door out full blast while she's sittin on the window. Kick it with your foot for full effect. If she's on the ground she can't hit your roof.



I kinda like that one too .............hahaha

Should have called the cops and complained to the manager. As far as putting your hands on a female here and being forceful here you will be thrown in jail before you can say mommy.

I know this is about prostitutes, but I call it "Jack In The Buttox".. you know like.. butt-ox.. lol.. ne ways.. you have to be polite to stupid people or else they act stupid.

more like crack in a box!!!drive thru crack whores! im dying over here! :iceslolan u should of had her suck the dent out of ur bumper like a dent puller!im sure she'd be good at that!!lol