Best Essay EVER!
Suislide
01-14-2005, 11:44 PM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1
this is absolutely fucking hilarious. the best part is the mark he got. HOW THE HELL?!?! i would be happy with that if i was him.
funniest thing i've seen in a while.
this is absolutely fucking hilarious. the best part is the mark he got. HOW THE HELL?!?! i would be happy with that if i was him.
funniest thing i've seen in a while.
D[X]P
01-14-2005, 11:53 PM
:lol2: :lol2:
Zaphod Beeblebrox
01-14-2005, 11:57 PM
Hey man, is it possible for you to copy and paste it? I'm at work and their network has the site blocked.
Andydg
01-15-2005, 12:00 AM
We can't copy and past it...it's all scans of the essay.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
01-15-2005, 12:01 AM
Oh well... thanks anyway.
Raz_Kaz
01-15-2005, 12:02 AM
61%?!?!?
he still passed?
he still passed?
Andydg
01-15-2005, 12:07 AM
That's fucked up...
lazysmurff
01-15-2005, 12:10 AM
community college?
KustmAce
01-15-2005, 12:39 AM
That is the funniest thing I have ever read!
Page 3 is my favorite. And his conclusion is perfect!
Page 3 is my favorite. And his conclusion is perfect!
imtheoneandonlyD
01-15-2005, 12:49 AM
wow, i wish my teachers were that nice. I would have been suspended for that. Funny shit though.
Jimster
01-15-2005, 12:50 AM
I've heard the story about this guy, apparently his final grade was 61%. He apparently was high when he wrote it and already had passed his course IIRC.
Best essay ever!
Best essay ever!
HogieGT-R
01-15-2005, 12:54 AM
it's just like the teacher is so damn lenient on him....that's what's funny to me:lol2:
Suislide
01-15-2005, 01:28 AM
this is page 3.
"where's the text?!?!"
:lol:
"where's the text?!?!"
:lol:
BP2K2Max
01-15-2005, 02:01 AM
page three and the rollin in the benzo freestyle are the shit.
MBTN
01-15-2005, 02:12 AM
OLD!!!! But still funny. Welcome to teh intarnet!
Suislide
01-15-2005, 02:49 AM
old...
considering the date that it was submitted was only November 30th of last year?
come on now, that's not even 2 months. that's not THAT bad.
considering the date that it was submitted was only November 30th of last year?
come on now, that's not even 2 months. that's not THAT bad.
Zaphod Beeblebrox
01-15-2005, 04:13 AM
Holy shit! Finally got to read it and wow! A+
This is my favorite,
"Riding in the benzo, poppin my colla
See some fine wenches, I hafta holla
Dimonds, gold and the almighty dolla
I'm opedipus, the original balla
I bust my 9, to light up your Impala
Fuck that police!
Dr. Dre got most of his inspiration from the Greek story Opedipus."
I'm in tears over here this shit is so funny!
This is my favorite,
"Riding in the benzo, poppin my colla
See some fine wenches, I hafta holla
Dimonds, gold and the almighty dolla
I'm opedipus, the original balla
I bust my 9, to light up your Impala
Fuck that police!
Dr. Dre got most of his inspiration from the Greek story Opedipus."
I'm in tears over here this shit is so funny!
ci5ic
01-15-2005, 04:38 AM
Awesome... loved the "works sited" page. :grinno: so so so wrong.
Amish_kid
01-15-2005, 08:30 AM
Ha I like the sites he listed like tubgirl lol
BP2K2Max
01-15-2005, 11:40 AM
Ha I like the sites he listed like tubgirl lol
holy shit dude, out of curiosity i just went to tubgirl.com. that's the most horrendously nasty thing i've ever seen in my whole life. i hope his teacher checked his resources :icon16:
holy shit dude, out of curiosity i just went to tubgirl.com. that's the most horrendously nasty thing i've ever seen in my whole life. i hope his teacher checked his resources :icon16:
speediva
01-15-2005, 11:50 AM
Yeah, I definately don't see anything... the pages that were scanned never appear on any of the links. :(
irongoya
01-15-2005, 11:57 AM
teacher must be retarded, I mean a University paper, wholy shit.
knorwj
01-15-2005, 02:45 PM
why does the teacher's handwriting look like my 6 year old brother's?
every teacher i've ever met usually has at least decent handwriting.
every teacher i've ever met usually has at least decent handwriting.
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