15 Ways to be Annoying

Now that I'm unemployed at the present time, I have time to do all of the following...

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.
2) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
3) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you're a ''spider person.''
4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''
5. When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
6) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ''I hope I fixed it this time.''
7) Beep when a large person backs up.
8) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ''little men.''
9) Insist on making inanimate objects ''dance''
10) Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
11) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
12) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.
13) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
14) While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.
15) Insist that life is ''one big musical,'' then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.


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WOW. Your one of those people who really need a job

meh, those are mediocre (sp?)

not yet he doesn't. this gives him the neccesary time to scratch build the f'ed up hearse with the flame thrower on it.

rock on buddy!

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LOL unlike you guys, I thought they were frikin hilarious!! :)

Why would you carpool when you don't have a job to go to? :p

Why would you carpool when you don't have a job to go to? :p
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lol

See, I'm losing what's left of my mind already!! :screwy: :sly: :uhoh:

I've done a few of those. Most of the time people just look at you and walk away, it's so dissapointing.

its not much fun when you dont get a cool reaction from atleast one person.

:d:d:d

16) you could be my sister-in-law.

Here are a few I know work...

1.) go ask a person at Autozone for some blinker fluid
2.) when you pull up to somebody at a stop light with their windows down, pull out one of those air horns and give it a blow
3.) play football in Wal-Mart
4.) tap the person in front of you in a line at the bank and say "hey, you know how to un-jam a pistol?"
5.) start a conversation with the guy next to you at a urinel
6.) if a public restroom is very full and you're in a stall, give everybody a play-by-play
7.) in wal-mart, fill a basket full of: condoms, KY jelly, and a "my size barbie"

4) When attending a movie you've already seen, yell out: ''Don't let him in! He's the killer!''

That woud be a good one to do in Benji :lol:













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4.) tap the person in front of you in a line at the bank and say "hey, you know how to un-jam a pistol?"
7.) in wal-mart, fill a basket full of: condoms, KY jelly, and a "my size barbie"
11) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it's full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.

You forgot my favorites -

1. Go up to a random door in a high populated area, stick a key in it, try to turn the key, and complain about the engine not starting to onlookers.

2. Drive your car to the side of a busy road, roll down your window, put on some sunglasses and aim a hair dryer at oncoming cars.

3. Goto a restroom. Anytime anybody flatulates, clap and cheer loudly.



Karl

Go into a mall with some buddies and stare at the ceiling for a while, when people start to gather, sneak away and laugh at the crowd youve created

Go into a mall with some buddies and stare at the ceiling for a while, when people start to gather, sneak away and laugh at the crowd youve


aaaaaahahaahha holy shit, that's awesome.

Mum's yellin' at me to shut up, hahaha, thank you, I'm gunna have to try that shit out.