Being politically correct
Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 05:20 PM
How to speak about women and be politically correct:
She is not a babe or a chick û She is a breasted German, Canadian, whatever.
She is not a screamer or moaner û She is vocally appreciative. She is not easy û She is horizontally accessible.
She does not tease or flirt û She engages in artificial stimulation.
She is not dumb û She is a detour off the information superhighway.
She has not been around û She is a previously enjoyed companion. She does not get you excited . She causes temporary blood displacement.
She is not kinky û She is a creative caretaker.
She does not have a killer body û She is terminally attractive. She is not an airhead û She is reality impaired.
She does not get drunk or tipsy û She gets chemically inconvenienced.
She is not horny û She is sexually focused.
She does not have breast implants û She is medically enhanced. She is not a slut û She is sexually extroverted.
She does not have major league hooters û She is pectorally superior.
She is not a two-bit whore û She is a low-cost provider.
How to speak about men and be politically correct:
He does not have a beer gut û He has developed a liquid grain storage facility.
He is not a bad dancer û he is overly Caucasian.
He does not get lost all the time û He investigates alternative
destinations.
He is not balding û He is in follicle regression.
He is not a cradle robber û He prefers generationally differential relationships.
He does not get falling-down drunk û He becomes accidentally horizontal.
He does not act like a total ass û He develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion.
He is not a sex machine û he is romantically automated.
He is not a male chauvinist pig û He has swine empathy.
He is not afraid of commitment û He is monogamously challenged. He does not undress you with his eyes û He has an introspective graphic moment.
:p :hehehe:
She is not a babe or a chick û She is a breasted German, Canadian, whatever.
She is not a screamer or moaner û She is vocally appreciative. She is not easy û She is horizontally accessible.
She does not tease or flirt û She engages in artificial stimulation.
She is not dumb û She is a detour off the information superhighway.
She has not been around û She is a previously enjoyed companion. She does not get you excited . She causes temporary blood displacement.
She is not kinky û She is a creative caretaker.
She does not have a killer body û She is terminally attractive. She is not an airhead û She is reality impaired.
She does not get drunk or tipsy û She gets chemically inconvenienced.
She is not horny û She is sexually focused.
She does not have breast implants û She is medically enhanced. She is not a slut û She is sexually extroverted.
She does not have major league hooters û She is pectorally superior.
She is not a two-bit whore û She is a low-cost provider.
How to speak about men and be politically correct:
He does not have a beer gut û He has developed a liquid grain storage facility.
He is not a bad dancer û he is overly Caucasian.
He does not get lost all the time û He investigates alternative
destinations.
He is not balding û He is in follicle regression.
He is not a cradle robber û He prefers generationally differential relationships.
He does not get falling-down drunk û He becomes accidentally horizontal.
He does not act like a total ass û He develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion.
He is not a sex machine û he is romantically automated.
He is not a male chauvinist pig û He has swine empathy.
He is not afraid of commitment û He is monogamously challenged. He does not undress you with his eyes û He has an introspective graphic moment.
:p :hehehe:
89ssgti
03-10-2002, 05:23 PM
Those are good:hehe:
taranaki
03-10-2002, 05:24 PM
:cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27:
let me guess......the boss is away today?:D
let me guess......the boss is away today?:D
NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-10-2002, 05:26 PM
hmmm you sure you're innocent ? this seems very very guilty :D
Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
hmmm you sure you're innocent ? this seems very very guilty :D :angel: <------------- Pic of me
hmmm you sure you're innocent ? this seems very very guilty :D :angel: <------------- Pic of me
Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
:cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27:
let me guess......the boss is away today?:D Hehe, no my boss is here. Doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun though! :p :D
:cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27:
let me guess......the boss is away today?:D Hehe, no my boss is here. Doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun though! :p :D
taranaki
03-10-2002, 05:48 PM
other terms...figure them yourself
he is a compulsive self stimulator.
she has a surplus of lower abdomen upholstery
he is morally disadvantaged.
she likes what the guys like.
he is testosterone-challenged.
she has problems fulfilling her advertising claims.
he is longitudinally disenhanced.
she has second hand dart board syndrome
he has a creative understanding of the term matrimony.
she has very little business sense.
:devil:
he is a compulsive self stimulator.
she has a surplus of lower abdomen upholstery
he is morally disadvantaged.
she likes what the guys like.
he is testosterone-challenged.
she has problems fulfilling her advertising claims.
he is longitudinally disenhanced.
she has second hand dart board syndrome
he has a creative understanding of the term matrimony.
she has very little business sense.
:devil:
Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
other terms...figure them yourself
he is a compulsive self stimulator.
she has a surplus of lower abdomen upholstery
roftlmao they are sooooo funny :hehehe: (but the upholstery one also a little :apuke: as well) :p
other terms...figure them yourself
he is a compulsive self stimulator.
she has a surplus of lower abdomen upholstery
roftlmao they are sooooo funny :hehehe: (but the upholstery one also a little :apuke: as well) :p
NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-10-2002, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
:angel: <------------- Pic of me in disguise
real you ---> :devil:
me ---> :bandit:
:angel: <------------- Pic of me in disguise
real you ---> :devil:
me ---> :bandit:
Gonthrax
03-10-2002, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
me ---> :bandit:
Woah! Thats really you!? How do you reach the pedels?
:hehehe:
me ---> :bandit:
Woah! Thats really you!? How do you reach the pedels?
:hehehe:
Neutrino
03-11-2002, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
:angel: <------------- Pic of me
Haven't I seen you before?
My picture------------->:silly:
And No! Me and NSX are NOT related.:D
:angel: <------------- Pic of me
Haven't I seen you before?
My picture------------->:silly:
And No! Me and NSX are NOT related.:D
YogsVR4
03-11-2002, 05:55 PM
:D Comedians all over the place
SickLude
03-11-2002, 06:08 PM
He is not a bad dancer û he is overly Caucasian. This is my favorite...
Setanta
03-12-2002, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
How to speak about women and be politically correct:
He does not have a beer gut û He has developed a liquid grain storage facility.
LOL :D
How to speak about women and be politically correct:
He does not have a beer gut û He has developed a liquid grain storage facility.
LOL :D
primera man
03-12-2002, 05:09 AM
Just had my good laugh for the day :D :D :D
fearless_simian
03-15-2002, 06:46 AM
i have to say that PC has gone to far and those were great
speediva
03-15-2002, 10:31 AM
*lmao* I really really needed that! :D
KatWoman
03-15-2002, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
other terms...figure them yourself
he is a compulsive self stimulator.
Think of the kittens! :devil:
other terms...figure them yourself
he is a compulsive self stimulator.
Think of the kittens! :devil:
taranaki
03-17-2002, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by KatWoman
Think of the kittens! :devil:
sorry,kittens just don't do it for me...........;)
Think of the kittens! :devil:
sorry,kittens just don't do it for me...........;)
Gonthrax
03-17-2002, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
sorry,kittens just don't do it for me...........;)
I did think of them, but then all I thought of were those funny little guys chasing the kittens, so I busted out laughing :D :D
sorry,kittens just don't do it for me...........;)
I did think of them, but then all I thought of were those funny little guys chasing the kittens, so I busted out laughing :D :D
NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-17-2002, 04:17 PM
kittens are all cute and cudly untill they grow up then they eat you budgie and you just want to hang it or something
RazorGTR
03-17-2002, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Hehe, no my boss is here. Doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun though! :p :D
cough, spit, sputter, gag, :p
Hehe, no my boss is here. Doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun though! :p :D
cough, spit, sputter, gag, :p
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