Monday morning humour (no offence to anyone from the places mentioned!)
Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 03:46 PM
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive, especially as there was no insurance to claim on. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabama man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put
it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and western Georgia.
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive, especially as there was no insurance to claim on. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabama man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put
it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky and western Georgia.
taranaki
03-10-2002, 03:56 PM
ouch!:eek:
that just set my wife's plan back another year or so!;)
that just set my wife's plan back another year or so!;)
89ssgti
03-10-2002, 04:25 PM
poor dumb guy:hehe:
Gonthrax
03-10-2002, 07:00 PM
FTO, I didn't drink all of mah beer, and de wick it done went out, whut do I do now? I ain't got a lighter an ifn I did it would help, de firecracker has done got itself stuck in der in the beer can. Oh lordy I don't know what i'm gonna do!
Proud Member of the Non Redneck KY Crew
Proud Member of the Non Redneck KY Crew
Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by Gonthrax
FTO, I didn't drink all of mah beer, and de wick it done went out, whut do I do now? I ain't got a lighter an ifn I did it would help, de firecracker has done got itself stuck in der in the beer can. Oh lordy I don't know what i'm gonna do!
haha that's too funny! Didn't realise you were from Kentucky. Guess that explains a few things more easily now! :D :hehehe:
j/k :)
FTO, I didn't drink all of mah beer, and de wick it done went out, whut do I do now? I ain't got a lighter an ifn I did it would help, de firecracker has done got itself stuck in der in the beer can. Oh lordy I don't know what i'm gonna do!
haha that's too funny! Didn't realise you were from Kentucky. Guess that explains a few things more easily now! :D :hehehe:
j/k :)
Gonthrax
03-10-2002, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
haha that's too funny! Didn't realise you were from Kentucky. Guess that explains a few things more easily now! :D :hehehe:
j/k :)
:finger::devil:
Humph :mad:
haha that's too funny! Didn't realise you were from Kentucky. Guess that explains a few things more easily now! :D :hehehe:
j/k :)
:finger::devil:
Humph :mad:
Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by Gonthrax
:finger::devil:
Humph :mad: :angel:
:D :D :D :D :D
:finger::devil:
Humph :mad: :angel:
:D :D :D :D :D
Setanta
03-11-2002, 12:01 AM
hahahahaha... I'm guessing that could be used on North Queenslanders here :D
NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-11-2002, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
:angel:
:D :D :D :D :D
you little red devil :devil:
:angel:
:D :D :D :D :D
you little red devil :devil:
Melis
03-11-2002, 05:59 PM
We have a few in Texas too!!! Not as bad as in some states I guess-LOL
Gonthrax
03-11-2002, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Melis
We have a few in Texas too!!! Not as bad as in some states I guess-LOL
Nah, I do live in Kentucky, and that IS the home of Hazzard County :D
We have a few in Texas too!!! Not as bad as in some states I guess-LOL
Nah, I do live in Kentucky, and that IS the home of Hazzard County :D
darkness
03-11-2002, 10:12 PM
ah but hazzard county from dukes of hazzard was actually the backlot and Universal studios.
And that set was the same one used for the last episode of Seinfeld.
And that set was the same one used for the last episode of Seinfeld.
Melis
03-11-2002, 10:13 PM
:eek: LOL-Bowling Green ....home of the bowling green Corvett and Corvett factory:D
Gonthrax
03-11-2002, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by darkness
ah but hazzard county from dukes of hazzard was actually the backlot and Universal studios.
And that set was the same one used for the last episode of Seinfeld.
Yes, but the REAL hazzard county is FAR WORSE then any dukes of hazzard :D :D Ever seen the movie Deliverence?
ah but hazzard county from dukes of hazzard was actually the backlot and Universal studios.
And that set was the same one used for the last episode of Seinfeld.
Yes, but the REAL hazzard county is FAR WORSE then any dukes of hazzard :D :D Ever seen the movie Deliverence?
Gonthrax
03-11-2002, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Melis
:eek: LOL-Bowling Green ....home of the bowling green Corvett and Corvett factory:D
Yup yup, I see it every day on the way to work :) That and more Vettes driving around then you can shake a stick at :D
:eek: LOL-Bowling Green ....home of the bowling green Corvett and Corvett factory:D
Yup yup, I see it every day on the way to work :) That and more Vettes driving around then you can shake a stick at :D
ragt20
03-12-2002, 01:43 AM
rofl....:lol2: FTO the comedy Queen :lol2:
primera man
03-12-2002, 04:26 AM
Oh dear...Pman shakes his head at FTO and leaves the thread :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
j/k :D
j/k :D
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