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A raise for the penis!


Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 03:33 PM
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I am always using my head first
I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Human Resources:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!

:hehehe: :hehehe:

NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-10-2002, 03:39 PM
when do we hear one about the clit then ? :smoker:

Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
when do we hear one about the clit then ? :smoker: :eek2: :eek2:

As soon as someone sends me one (a joke that is! :p ) :hehehe:

taranaki
03-10-2002, 03:50 PM
Oh,boy....this thread is going to get peretty grubbby.....but not yet,'cause I cant think of a suitable reply.:D

Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Oh,boy....this thread is going to get peretty grubbby.....but not yet,'cause I cant think of a suitable reply.:D I posted it in perfect innocence! :angel: It’s other people that are turning it into grubbiness! :p :hehehe:

NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-10-2002, 04:01 PM
grubbiness ? ey ?

are you complaining about men's dicks?

taranaki
03-10-2002, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
I posted it in perfect innocence! :angel: It’s other people that are turning it into grubbiness! :p :hehehe:

perfect innoncence-meet FTO Girl.......FTO Girl - meet perfect innocence......guess it's a while since you two were last in the same room,eh?:)

NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-10-2002, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by taranaki


perfect innoncence-meet FTO Girl.......FTO Girl - meet perfect innocence......guess it's a while since you two were last in the same room,eh?:)

hahahahaha :rolleyes: innocence my *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeep*

Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 04:22 PM
:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

I’m astounded by you two and your disbelief of my character! :angel: :p :hehehe:

NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-10-2002, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

I’m astounded by you two and your disbelief of my character! :angel: :p :hehehe:
that makes it worse :D

taranaki
03-10-2002, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

I’m astounded by you two and your disbelief of my character! :angel: :p :hehehe:

Honey,you are so in denial

you are a grub,that's why we love ya!:D

NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-10-2002, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by taranaki


Honey,you are so in denial

you are a grub,that's why we love ya!:D

yea exactly .... what do you mean by grub ?

Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by taranaki


Honey,you are so in denial
Who’s indenial and shouldn’t it be the other way around??!!?? (think about it! ;) :p )

taranaki
03-10-2002, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Who’s indenial and shouldn’t it be the other way around??!!?? (think about it! ;) :p )


nice girls don't do it 'the other way around':eek: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 04:41 PM
:uhoh: Me thinks I’m going to really regret posting this thread! :p :hehehe:

NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-10-2002, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
:uhoh: Me thinks I’m going to really regret posting this thread! :p :hehehe:

i would i mean what would happen if i posted one about the clit

Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K


i would i mean what would happen if i posted one about the clit Well that would all depend on whether it was funny or not. :p

taranaki
03-10-2002, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I am always using my head first
I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Human Resources:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!

:hehehe: :hehehe:

he's also the first one up in the morning, on the job until all hours andhas to make most of the decisions....and he has no job security.....he can be made redundant without any warning..:(

NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-10-2002, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by taranaki


he's also the first one up in the morning, on the job until all hours andhas to make most of the decisions....and he has no job security.....he can be made redundant without any warning..:(

thats bloody hilarious hahahahhaa

Gonthrax
03-10-2002, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K


yea exactly .... what do you mean by grub ?
Kinda like a poofter... I have no clue what that means either...

Spec2 Girl
03-10-2002, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Gonthrax

Kinda like a poofter... I have no clue what that means either... I sincerely hope that no one’s calling me a poofter. :(

taranaki
03-10-2002, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K


yea exactly .... what do you mean by grub ?

as in grubby-minded/dirty little thoughts/shameless jafa....

that sort of thing ......Gonthrax...we need to talk.....;)

NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-11-2002, 12:14 AM
FTO girl ?

you're a lesbian ?? wow you really do deserve this :devil:

G_racer
03-11-2002, 12:33 AM
Dont forget about Mr.Dicks 8==B friends they are also ammune to getting blue balls. HAHAHAHA--->i'm such a bad girl.

Gonthrax
03-11-2002, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by taranaki


as in grubby-minded/dirty little thoughts/shameless jafa....

that sort of thing ......Gonthrax...we need to talk.....;)

Jafa? :confused: Like Mocha? or Java? :huh:

Ok nevermind, us Americans will never understand Kiwi slang...

And no FTO, in no way was I implying that anyone in this thread, let alone the founder, was a poofter in any way shape or form.

SiRedge
03-11-2002, 06:19 AM
Jafa is really J.A.F.A and stands for "Just another f:D:Dking Aucklander"

I'm a Cantab :finger: :licker:

NSX-R-SSJ20K
03-11-2002, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by SiRedge
Jafa is really J.A.F.A and stands for "Just another f:D:Dking Aucklander"

I'm a Cantab :finger: :licker:
hahahahaha what the hell is aukland tho ? ? ? ??

Spec2 Girl
03-11-2002, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K
FTO girl ?

you're a lesbian ?? wow you really do deserve this :devil: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

Spec2 Girl
03-11-2002, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K

hahahahaha what the hell is aukland tho ? ? ? ?? :huh: are you for real???? :confused:

YogsVR4
03-11-2002, 05:52 PM
FTO - I thought your joke was funny :lol2:

Porsche
03-11-2002, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K

hahahahaha what the hell is aukland tho ? ? ? ??

If you have to ask......


Read FTO_Girl's info on the left.

Gonthrax
03-11-2002, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
FTO - I thought your joke was funny :lol2:

*Liked FTO's joke too*

*Is still confused as to the meaning of poofter :( :( *

taranaki
03-12-2002, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by Gonthrax


*Liked FTO's joke too*

*Is still confused as to the meaning of poofter :( :( *



pssssst..................poofter=homosexual;)

ragt20
03-12-2002, 02:50 AM
Good one FTO....Rofl :hehehe:


hey anyone noticed since FTO got the Skyline, shes postin a lot of jokes....:rolleyes:

:hehe:

ragt20
03-12-2002, 02:54 AM
slightly off topic....didn't want to start a new thread....

*One thing you find out when you are living with a woman.

Even when there's two of U in bed.........


they never admit to flatulence.............:hehehe: :hehehe:

primera man
03-12-2002, 05:22 AM
Gezzzzzzzzz...i go away for 2 days and miss out on all the fun :( :(

Spec2 Girl
03-12-2002, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
hey anyone noticed since FTO got the Skyline, shes postin a lot of jokes....:rolleyes:

:hehe: And just what are you inferring???? :p :hehehe:

Gonthrax
03-12-2002, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by taranaki




pssssst..................poofter=homosexual;)

:eek: Ahhh now I understand all the hubub :D :D Thanks T man :)

ragt20
03-12-2002, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
And just what are you inferring???? :p :hehehe:

nothing bad....U always go assuming the worst......:p :hehe: just a interestin coincedence.....:D

Spec2 Girl
03-12-2002, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by ragt20


nothing bad....U always go assuming the worst......:p :hehe: just a interestin coincedence.....:D Hehe, I’m getting tonnes of jokes emailed through to me because people know how bored I am at the moment. It’s there way of trying to make my day a little brighter! :D

ragt20
03-12-2002, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Hehe, I’m getting tonnes of jokes emailed through to me because people know how bored I am at the moment. It’s there way of trying to make my day a little brighter! :D

blimey :eek: U should get bored more often, the jokes are cool :hehe:

primera man
03-12-2002, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
Hehe, I’m getting tonnes of jokes emailed through to me because people know how bored I am at the moment. It’s there way of trying to make my day a little brighter! :D

If you like PM your email as i get plenty at work to....alot that i cant post here !!! and i'll add you to my address book :D :D

Spec2 Girl
03-12-2002, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by primera man


If you like PM your email as i get plenty at work to....alot that i cant post here !!! and i'll add you to my address book :D :D Cool! Thanks P'man. I'll PM you now. :D :D :D

ragt20
03-12-2002, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by primera man


If you like PM your email as i get plenty at work to....alot that i cant post here !!! and i'll add you to my address book :D :D

U could send her some of the stuff I just sent to ya :hehe: :rolleyes: ;)

taranaki
03-12-2002, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by ragt20


U could send her some of the stuff I just sent to ya :hehe: :rolleyes: ;)

Now don't you two go corrupting my:angel: :angel: sweet friend!;) ;) ;)

primera man
03-12-2002, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by ragt20


U could send her some of the stuff I just sent to ya :hehe: :rolleyes: ;)

Hahahaha...i dont think she would talk to me again !!!

Spec2 Girl
03-12-2002, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by taranaki


Now don't you two go corrupting my:angel: :angel: sweet friend!;) ;) ;) That’s right, don’t forget I’ve got innocent eyes (and ears!) :angel: :p :hehehe:

Gonthrax
03-12-2002, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
That’s right, don’t forget I’ve got innocent eyes (and ears!) :angel: :p :hehehe:

Baaahahahah! :hehehe:

*Reminds FTO who it was who started the penis thread*

ragt20
03-12-2002, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by primera man


Hahahaha...i dont think she would talk to me again !!!

better not send them then....to be on the safe side...:)


ps pman u got another e-mail address as some of the other files are toooo big for the one U gave me earlier....pm moi if u have

Spec2 Girl
03-12-2002, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
better not send them then....to be on the safe side...:)
awwwwww now that’s just teasing!!! I want to see!! :D :D :D


......and Gonthrax it was my evil twin that posted the thread, not innocent little me! :p :angel:

Gonthrax
03-12-2002, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl

......and Gonthrax it was my evil twin that posted the thread, not innocent little me! :p :angel:

Its the cars isn't it? Theres nice, mild mannered FTO you, then evil, aggressive Skyline you :D

ragt20
03-12-2002, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by Gonthrax


Its the cars isn't it? Theres nice, mild mannered FTO you, then evil, aggressive Skyline you :D

thats it theres that skyline connection again........:D

Spec2 Girl
03-12-2002, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Gonthrax


Its the cars isn't it? Theres nice, mild mannered FTO you, then evil, aggressive Skyline you :D :( :( :( am I evil and aggressive?????? :( :( :( :(

Gonthrax
03-12-2002, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by ragt20


thats it theres that skyline connection again........:D

:eek: Perhaps you were on to somthing earlier :huh: :D

Gonthrax
03-12-2002, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
:( :( :( am I evil and aggressive?????? :( :( :( :(

Well no, Evil in the cute evil sort of way:devil:

:( You know what I ment!

Spec2 Girl
03-12-2002, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Gonthrax


Well no, Evil in the cute evil sort of way:devil:
You mean naughty. Now that I can agree to being a little of!!!! :p :D

darkness
03-12-2002, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
You mean naughty. Now that I can agree to being a little of!!!! :p :D

a little??:rolleyes: :p

Gonthrax
03-12-2002, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by FTO Girl
You mean naughty. Now that I can agree to being a little of!!!! :p :D

Yes yes! Naughty, thats the word I was lookig for :silly:

MoJoRaCeR
03-12-2002, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by taranaki



nice girls don't do it 'the other way around':eek: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:



YEAH TARANAKI YOU TELL EM!!!!!!!!!!

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