Excuses for sleeping at work
dugie6551
01-12-2005, 04:25 PM
Excuses For Sleeping At Work
10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might happen.''
9) ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.''
8) ''Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!''
7) ''I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.''
6) ''I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.''
5) ''I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?''
4) ''Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.''
3) ''The coffee machine is broken...''
2) ''Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...''
1) ''.....in Jesus' name, Amen.''
10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might happen.''
9) ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.''
8) ''Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!''
7) ''I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.''
6) ''I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.''
5) ''I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?''
4) ''Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.''
3) ''The coffee machine is broken...''
2) ''Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...''
1) ''.....in Jesus' name, Amen.''
imtheoneandonlyD
01-12-2005, 04:31 PM
i like the white out one the best.
fredjacksonsan
01-12-2005, 04:41 PM
Hey, slow blinking is good for your eyes. :)
lv_sinnerz
01-12-2005, 05:36 PM
My excuse, which is actually true, is "I just took my painkiller about 15 minutes ago!"
publicenemy137
01-12-2005, 06:07 PM
wow those are some great excuses that I will have to use!
KustmAce
01-13-2005, 12:50 AM
I like the prayer one
crayzayjay
01-13-2005, 06:19 PM
Excellent :lol2:
WickedNYCowboy
01-13-2005, 06:46 PM
Very good indeed.
Vtec913
01-14-2005, 03:57 PM
Heres another one
There was a bug in my eye and I was trying to suffocate him
There was a bug in my eye and I was trying to suffocate him
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