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Excuses for sleeping at work


dugie6551
01-12-2005, 04:25 PM
Excuses For Sleeping At Work

10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might happen.''

9) ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.''

8) ''Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!''

7) ''I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.''

6) ''I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.''

5) ''I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?''

4) ''Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.''

3) ''The coffee machine is broken...''

2) ''Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...''

1) ''.....in Jesus' name, Amen.''

imtheoneandonlyD
01-12-2005, 04:31 PM
i like the white out one the best.

fredjacksonsan
01-12-2005, 04:41 PM
Hey, slow blinking is good for your eyes. :)

lv_sinnerz
01-12-2005, 05:36 PM
My excuse, which is actually true, is "I just took my painkiller about 15 minutes ago!"

publicenemy137
01-12-2005, 06:07 PM
wow those are some great excuses that I will have to use!

KustmAce
01-13-2005, 12:50 AM
I like the prayer one

crayzayjay
01-13-2005, 06:19 PM
Excellent :lol2:

WickedNYCowboy
01-13-2005, 06:46 PM
Very good indeed.

Vtec913
01-14-2005, 03:57 PM
Heres another one

There was a bug in my eye and I was trying to suffocate him

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