shit wont leave

So anyway, I took a big fuckin shit this morning, at about 9:30.
Its 1:30 now, and it still hasnt left. I flust it constantly, it goes down, then, hello, pops back up. Oh, every time I flush, the water turns brown.
I dont want to break it up, and its pissing me off!!!

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One word, ExLax!:D



On a side note, as a favor, could you refrain from putting the profanity in the title of the thread. Just a suggestion. Thanks.

Sounds like your SHIT is FUCKed up.













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No, I don't think it's his Ass that has the problem, it's the toliet right? Use a plunger if you have one.

OOOPs!! After looking at it again, scratch my comment. Looks like you need, DRAAAANOOOO MAN!!! :D :D

If you don't want to use the plunger, then get a snake. Plumbers use them all the time cuz you get the coil into the plumbing and free up what is clogging it.

Thanks for sharing your toliet habits with the world wide web !!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I guess it was cuz' I hadnt shit for about 5 days, and one big huge log came out. I finally found the plunger, and mashed the mother to death. It still popped back up, so I plunged good and hard, refering to the toilet, plunger, drain, and shit as sexual beings. Shit got all over the plunger, inside of it, outside, and every so often the plunger would ball up, meaning I had to straighten it again. I used the toilet seat for this, and have vowed not to use it until I come back from the sault (about 3 weeks.)
Anyway, at about 2:30, it left. Then I had another, smaller shit in the other toilet.

And your welcome for putting this on the world wide web, maybe this will make some packie somewhere jealous:D
My ass doesnt have a problem, the intestines does. The whole crap flowed out quickly and painlessly, in about 2 seconds.

This was interesting

an m80 will do the trick nicely:D

Chris....Thanks again for sharing with us all again :eek: :eek:

Yeah, a firecracker would work, then all the gunk would come shooting out of the toilet onto the walls, sink, bath, me, etc. I'm not going to try it (except a girls house right before I break up with her. hehhehe:D )

That was really.........aahhh.........interesting

Damn, I was hoping to enjoy my dinner.
Never mind.

Did you try covering the shit with a good wad of toilet paper, that works for me.

That was intresting!:apuke:

I think this should be moved to www.shityforums.com
That's where it belongs.

Damn man get a grip! The perfect song for you is Get A Grip by Aerosmith. There is another song for you and it's Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit.
:bandit: :devil: :bloated: :finger: :flipa: :sun:

Fat were not talking about music were talking about a piece of shit the size of a log that Chris has!

Its amazing how far a post can drift by the end of page two. Log size shit. That'll clog a few drains. :p













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What I would do I would get a plunger and force that shit down the toilet. I'm not calling you stupid or flaming you, but that's what I would do in this situation. I've been in this situation before so I know how pissed off you are at the shit. If you don't have a plunger then you can go to a Wal-Mart and get one, if you have one already then you can use it won't break the toilet I promise!

I wounder if Chris has a ANOTHER LOG size piece shit yet!Because he's has not been on the AF for a while now.

i cant believe a post about the "shit that wouldnt die" has gone on this long.:uhoh: That kind of sounds like a title of a b-movie on the sci-fi channel.

Eventually I did break it apart with a plunger, it was quite gross, but somehow fulfilling:rolleyes:

No more huge shits.

I was off AF cuz' it was summer and I was in a place with no computer or internet. But I did get to rip apart a golf cart after I blew up the engine.

But that one sucker was a log.