Tasty Apples
kris
03-09-2002, 12:38 PM
A guy enters the bar and orders a rum and coke. The bartender returns and puts an apple on the bar.
"Bartender... I ordered a rum and coke and you put an apple in front of me."
"Take a bite."
"It tastes like coke."
"Now turn it over."
"It tastes like rum, that's great."
After a few of these, the guy decides to order a Screwdriver. The bartender returns and puts an apple on the bar.
"Bartender, I ordered a Screwdriver."
"Take a bite."
"Mmm, orange juice."
"Now turn it over."
"Mmm, vodka."
After a few of these, the guy asks the bartender, "Do you have an apple that tastes like a woman's nectar?"
The bartender searches and returns and puts an apple on the bar.
"Take a bite."
"Yuck, this tastes like ass!"
"Now turn it over."
"Bartender... I ordered a rum and coke and you put an apple in front of me."
"Take a bite."
"It tastes like coke."
"Now turn it over."
"It tastes like rum, that's great."
After a few of these, the guy decides to order a Screwdriver. The bartender returns and puts an apple on the bar.
"Bartender, I ordered a Screwdriver."
"Take a bite."
"Mmm, orange juice."
"Now turn it over."
"Mmm, vodka."
After a few of these, the guy asks the bartender, "Do you have an apple that tastes like a woman's nectar?"
The bartender searches and returns and puts an apple on the bar.
"Take a bite."
"Yuck, this tastes like ass!"
"Now turn it over."
EightOhOne
03-09-2002, 03:30 PM
:hehe::smoka:
ragt20
03-09-2002, 03:51 PM
:D :D nice :D :D
:silly2:
:silly2:
Setanta
03-09-2002, 04:01 PM
LOL! :D :rolleyes: :D
Gonthrax
03-09-2002, 04:10 PM
Lol :hehehe: :hehehe:
Rich
03-09-2002, 07:57 PM
:hehehe: :hehehe:
Nice one, kbs
Nice one, kbs
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